"President-elect Barack Obama said Thursday he didn't discuss his vacant Senate seat with disgraced Gov. Rod Blagojevich and said he's confident nobody on his staff did either."
Barry, you really got a problem here as you just quantified your lie in telling the world that you have a freelance hireling who was doing the negotiations with Gov. Blagojevich. It might be Rahm Emanuel who was not on your staff, but the key in this Bill Clinton sticking your foot in your mouth is you are not that clever and have just opened a bigger can of worms.
All of this belongs on a new PBS Mystery series called the Obama Mysteries. It could be like Obamapole of the Bailey as there are more characters in this of fun and intrigue than even the English can provide.
I found this picture of Patrick Fitzgerald killing a fish, so I decided to use it as the guy needs to spend more time fishing so he learns to smile a little bit.The problem is it is George W. Bush killing a big fish with a little fish, but it serves the point in Fitzgerald has been mounting allot of minnows like Scooter and needs to go fishing to learn how to land the big Obama tuna.
The reason I'm pleading for some fish time for Mr. Fitzgerald as I was watching his news conference and the people who work for him are all youngsters who never smile, because their boss is such a bully.
This bothers me, because when this goes to trial for Gov. Blagojevich, the American public needs something entertaining to watch. I have already introduced mousey chic to be Gov. Blagojevich's lawyer in her kitty scratch me wool tweed suit.
For visual appeal we have hot wife Blagojevich and for 24 the program in appealing to the female viewers we have the trained the children to cry and wrap their arms around daddy as he the mean people in court are mean to him.
Patrick Fitzgerald needs to have his own eye candy and I found one in his conference. I deem this new star as bottle blonde. This fine US assistant Attorney is just encumbered by all the work Patrick Fitzgerald is heaping on her. She looks like she could be a centerfold if she had time to wash her hair and put on some makeup. This is all so distressing as no woman should be wasted like this in any presentation just standing there miserable.
I think she needs some Jackie Smith Kmart fashion suits with top blouse buttons unbuttoned and I would give her a big ole 10 mm to strap to her hip so everyone knew she meant business as she was holding up display posters of criminals in waiting like Jesse Jackson jr and Barack Obama jr.
Bottle blonde is a symptom of the entire Patrick Fitzgerald investigation in no one having enough time to go fishing. If they were fishing salmon they could be working out their frustration in Lake Michigan and if they needed some gentling you could put them on some rainbow trout and to soothe them some walleyes cooked over a wood fire, with fried potatoes and fried onion sandwiches would make these federal employees working for me to do a better job.
The better job is Patrick is making mistakes which are pointing fingers at Prime Minister Obama.
Mr. Fitzgerald stated he had to move in and arrest Gov. Blagojevich now as the Governor was about to appoint someone.
What on earth difference does it make to a US Attorney who the Gov appoints? It's not like he is going to appoint Saddam Hussein's evil twin. This is what is the glaring problem in either Patrick Fitzgerald was staging this in order to protect someone or he was looking out for interests to make certain a candidate he had an interest in was the one nominated.
Blagojevich was just about to name Jesse Jackson jr. who the Gov stated was going to raise 1 million dollars for him. Of course, Jackson denies this now but the real story in this in Mr. Fitzgerald's mistake is just what was up concerning Junior Jackson?
Either Junior Jackson was being protected from 20 years in prison in being appointed or Junior Jackson was unacceptable and a new chosen candidate like Obama is destined for that seat.
This is what happens when one does not do enough fishing. Bottle blonde gets overworked, because the boss is cranky and the next thing you know you have Patrick Fitzgerald making humongous mistakes which mousey chic will be able to blow holes in in court.
Mr. Fitzgerald has more problems in Mr. Gibbs of Obama's staff stated they were being kept informed. Someone was doing that illegally.
The same holds true for diarrhea mouth Obama daily saying things which are going to come back and haunt him when he gets caught.
David Axelrod and news KHQA both reported Obama and Blagojevich were meeting and discussing the Obama seat. Of course now, they like Junior Jackson have had nothing to do with this and were "mistaken".
On November 6th after the Obama conversation, the Governor's office released this press release: Apparently
After congratulating President elect Barack Obama on his decisive victory. Governor Rod R. Blagojevich announced today that he will take his time and use a diverse senior staff made up of key members of his administration who will assist him in selecting a suitable replacement for Obama.
Apparently, Gov. Blagojevich was too busy to pull down his "this didn't happen" statement or else he realizes the big fish he has on his line to expose Prime Minister Obama in court for the absolute liar he is.
Patrick Fitzgerald though needs to go fishing and spice up his press conferences to stop making these mistakes which have the potential in ruining his career as people around Obama seem to develop grand troubles.
I suggest bottle blonde in her above the knee Kmart outfit hold posters up of the criminals you are discussing. She could be like Dian Parkinson of the Price is Right using her hands to grace the profiles as you discuss the culprits you are telling the world about.
I realize you lined up all your investigators to reward them, but too many characters look like a police lineup. Just get a couple of guys on stage in rotation to lift heavy things for bottle blonde and you will have a much better presentation instead of using the f word in describing Obama as after Bill Clinton was smoking Monica in the Oral Office no one pays attention to that stuff as everyone knows Obama lost his virginity gay and straight long ago and it just reminds viewers of that.
I guess that is about it today in equally helping the prosecution as someone is going to have to be investigating the US Attorney and FBI for all the bizarre statements coming out of the Obama camp and the federal offices concerning illegal briefings.
I look forward to the new series though on PBS in the Obama Mysteries. Perhaps I could be fashion coordinator for the real life drama and run the second unit for both Blagojevich and Fitzgerald as too many mistakes are being made and I need to make stars out of mousey chic and bottle blonde as they are ready for their closeups.
Oh and Mr. Fitzgerald, you are in Chicago, dig out an old FBI tommygun in the 45 caliber class and tote that around, lay it across the podium as it will make for great law enforcement appeal.
Then you can be ready for your closeup.
agtG
Governor Rod's statement
