Thursday, February 19, 2009

Elvis Clinton & the Obamabreak Hotel


Well it appears we now know who Hillary Clinton dusted off that new spot on her wall for a pair of testicles and it was Barack Obama' slightly gay pair.

I realize that hundreds of thousands of people will die from this stuff, but it is difficult at times to look at this cast of characters and not just bust out laughing at how literally insane they are, along with the rogues gallery any creative genius does not admire for how inspirational they are.

Take Bill Clinton, I was experimenting with his hair color and happened upon fuchsia, which in turn made me conclude, "Teddy Kennedy ain't dead in Florida, but Bill and him are the same person if you put fuchsia hair on two aging sex perverts."
Bill surfaced again and that is what this blog is about. I will not bother with what he stated, but instead convey what he meant.

1. That boy Obama has sure done a good job for someone who ain't got that hope thing down in feelin' your pain.

2. Sure glad ole Obama is spending all that money as it is going to screw his pooch sooner than later to help Hillary out.

3. It's Bush's fault, but really Obama's fault, but don't consider this banking stuff is my fault as I started this all.

With that the Clinton's have started the palace coup against Birdie Obama as he greets frost brained Canucks who adore him. I would so like it if they kept Birdie, but what would the Canadians do with another subject among them eh.

It is quite ballsy to actually start a coup this early in the Obama tenure, but then with things on the fast track, it appears Bill and Hillary are not going to waste much time.
I honestly find it hard to believe Barack Obama is this stupid. Yes, I know he is and he is no genius as they claim, but goodness, what are his advisers telling him to make it all seem like it makes sense?
It is obvious Richard Holbrooke is over in the near east to start a fricking war. Someone tried to get the Pakistani's and Indians to nuke each other over that Mumbai terrorist attack, and now, the leopardess Hillary Clinton is poking pointy sticks at the Kim dynasty.

I honestly could deal with dear leader Kim. He is one of my favorite leaders in this world as he is so larger than life. Sure he starves his people and murders people, but how real is this guy who dresses like Roy Orbison, watches movies all the time, people think he is dead and now he is alive, and you can always count on him to do something wacky.
Heck even his kid, heir apparent, mini me Kim, aka, Kim Jong Un aged 25 looks like a Roy Orbison impersonator.
He won out over his goofy brothers, the oldest, Kim Jong Nam, blew his wad to be dear leader for escaping North Korea on a fake passport trying to get into Disney Japan.

Is that the greatest thing in the world or what for soap opera? The Japanese don't need television. They got a front row seat, and now Hillary is over there, trying to get the Kim's to fire off some missiles to get some war going so Obama can really screw up.

This must be a bad dream for Obama if he could wake up from looking at himself in the mirror with his crown on. He apparently has no idea all the scurrying people around him are gathering for the feast.
Eric Holder in either malevolence, stupidity or in, "I'm under orders to stoke that race thing up to remind people having blacklash they have to fear black people and are getting fed up with black people, need to call Americans cowards", has but highlighted a cast of characters running for the Jocelyn Elders award for idiocy.

One half expects some Clinton cronie of the hispanic nature to come out tomorrow and say Obama is giving all the southwest back to Mexico to make this garden party, Rick Nelson complete.

It does though take real genius for Bill Clinton to go on his ABC station to send a message once again to all blacks that he is the white boss man and that that boy Obama has the makin's of somethin' if he would just do his studies.
Black people hear what Bill is saying in southern sweet style in insulting the heck out of someone with approval.

I guess though that is the hitchhkiker's guide to this galaxy. It is enough to turn Obama's hair white, but I suppose that too will still be called black.

Wonderful to see though with Armageddon looming a few years off that all these leftists aren't concerned about America, so things haven't changed.

What's on the wide screen Kim?

"Ah no, I meant Kim Ill not Kim Un, Chul or Nam".

So much easier with just a Chelsea fathered by Webb Hubble.



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PS: That is what is missing in this is Elvis, beach blanket rock n roll, a speedboat and a modern version of Shelly Fabres to give the kiddies a taste of the good old Soviet days the world is approaching, to give this all a beat it is missing.


Will the real Kim raise his hand

Will the real Bill raise his coup


PSS: What is it with ABC and the 44 Obama President thing? Do they think it will conjure up Dirty Harry in his Smith & Wesson to make everyone's day in people will think Obama is Clint Eastwood?
Note to Birdie, dude you got to get yourself a pair of 1950's square O dude shades to cool yourself around. Got to be like Kim jr, jr, jr.