Today I was surprised in hearing that someone is not watching television anymore, not due to digital television, but because they are so Peggy Noonan fed up with Obama being on television all the time.
Another soul, will only watch Gunsmoke and Bonanza reruns each night and then goes to bed.
This Obama malady must be overcome and I once again rise to the task of finding a solution for Obama television propagandists, Birdie Obama and the disgruntled American public.
The genesis of this must rest in Lawrence Sinclair's revelations that Birdie enjoys having his cigar smoked by other males as deduction reveals, Michelle Obama does no appear to smoke nor inhale.
This early marriage trait caused great problems for Birdie Obama seeking smoke outside his home and endangering his family. Therefore to keep this from happening a solution must be established.
As the current stimulus kickback is running at a cheap trillion dollars, I move for a few million dollars to assist the second reason the above television non watcher will not watch television in the declaration Michelle Obama is the ugliest woman ever.
While I would not go that far, the following photos of the Obama's really show either Barack was blind or that Barack picked out a connected South Side gal, who couldn't get a man and used her as a political stepping stone.
The Obama's in their early dating show a woman that a male would either have to be stoned, drunk or seeing a political reason to date her.
Then there is the lovely married couple photo which shows Michelle at ground zero, two kids, a bi sexual husband and all the shine off her apple.
Yes they tried hard to clean up Michelle Robinson Obama.Yes they photo shopped Michelle Robinson Obama, as I have seen under her dress far enough to know those are not her legs, but she instead has limbs which would be termed cotton picker legs which were bred into slaves for the purpose of good long and hard work which would stand up under years of use.
We know this as former CBS employee, Jimmy The Greek Schneider revealed these facts before CBS fired him in anticipation of David Letterman racism.Mr. Schneider was fired for not lying, but for telling the facts. See, plantation owners would pick out there biggest black males and biggest black females to produce the best stock for working.
Yes, people were considered livestock and the same breeding programs went into blacks, went into lard hogs. See, you wanted a slave who not only was big, but was easy on the feed costs. If you could feed a slave greens and fat back, and they survived in shanties, you ended up with a prime example of southern agricultural breeding.
This is why Julianne Malveaux was so lusty in declaring that Justice Clarence Thomas would croak early from a heart attack, as black males had bred into them the trait that they could utilize low calorie food. That trait also makes them put on fat deposits and clogged arteries in not having Vitamin C structures so their hearts go boom from a lifetime of good food.
So while Susan Rice of the United Nations was from a family which her grandmother was pressing the sheets in the plantation house with the massah on top of her, and her enjoying it as it was a sign of affluence and a better deal than picking cotton.
Women like Whoopie Goldberg, well, her big ole Michelle Obama legs and a bone structure that she could play football if she liked, meant Whoopie's grandmother was picking cotton.It all worked out rather well as Susan Rice went to college like her parents and became Marxists looking to plunder Africa and the National Football League and Professional Basketball has a wonderful genetic pool in paying generational grandchildren of former slaves million dollar salaries for the things plantation owners were accomplishing.
It is good that Eric Holder opened these subjects up about racism so they finally can be addressed and all of us can assist Barack and Michelle Obama on a new Hollywood type marriage of bliss.
This must be addressed as Birdie invited Beyonce to sing to him at the inauguration. One notices the same heavy legs and malotto background as Michelle's family before perhaps Barack's Luo tribe captured their grandparents and sold them to slave traders bound for America.To protect the Obama marriage from further Lawrence Sinclair and Donald Young meanderings, I move for several million dollars be set aside in the Obama Stimulus Package to rework Michelle Robinson Obama to stimulate Obama's package.
It will help television viewership ratings too assisting Obama's propagandists as ABC, CBS, FOX and NBC.
I decided to honor by Inspiration all of Obama's background. The first choice is Elizabeth Taylor, who really never did anything for me, but people say she has lovely eyes, so for the cranial part of the new Michelle, we patch on Liz Taylor.
Liz is English in type and American in type so it honors both Birdie's British citizenship and Stanley Ann Obama's Kansas American roots.
Michelle actually has a nice nose. This must be from someone in her background with European ancestry as it is quite English Liz Taylor. So we keep Michelle's lovely nose and keep her malotto skin tone.
Lastly we patch in Cindy Margolis mouth as Michelle's even petite'd up, looks like a Biden Botox injection, so we take Cindy's Jewish mouth and her new big boobs and Barack ends up with the following package.
Of course, Cindy being Jewish is in honor of Bill Ayers having a Jewish girl raped in his apartment by a black tenant.
People might have thought this package would be hideous, or at least worst than the original, but in simply patchwork and shading, the new Michelle is lovely enough to keep Birdie home and to raise television ratings.As a billion is being spent on snacks, another billion on various sexual things, I believe that few million to transform Michelle Robinson Obama so her husband does not stray, is as perk covered as a White House chef serving wagyu steak.
This is the least the American public can do for our stimulus packages. Imagine how much more stimulating the economy would be if hundreds of billions were poured into boob jobs and plastic surgery. It would probably solve the medical profit problems, so the above woman who was telling the tale that her family would not watch television WOULD NOT ON MEDICARE BEING MADE TO WAIT 3 MONTHS FOR A BONE SHUNT FOR HER BROKEN LEG.
I guess that kind of stuff in Obamacare is not covered, but hey America can abort black kids and fix up mouldy old schools in Wisconsin no one is using in the first place.
So let us fix up mouldy old Michelle Obama, put her on the hoist, drain a few things, attack a few things, take the dents out and polish her up a bit for Birdie Obama's package to be stimulated.
Least we can do as we aren't helping Americans in the least.
PS: Who would have thought combining Liz Taylor, Michelle Obama and Cindy Margolis that one would get a woman who looks allot like Ann Margaret.
Hey though, white liberals pasted Oprah's head onto Ann's body years ago, so liberals an now just paste the head on Michelle Obama's body with a bit of silicon for flotation purposes.
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