Added to this, the Peggy Noonan groupies have probably developed in wetness a feminine form of jock itch in the depths of winter, so to aleviate their jungle fever which like Al Gore has turned into Arctic frost on the cherry trees of DC, I once again, have become the servant in answering the volunteer call to serve not only Birdie Obama, the jungle fever chics and those closet types at sites like Newsbusters who dabbled in wetness of their own in feverishly voting for our Prime Minister.
In undertaking this, I have discovered that like Michael Jackson, some things God makes should not be dabbled upon, but become freaks of nature like a watercolor painting and the more you dabble, the more the nurse on the operating table is saying, "Yes doctor you have done well", while thinking, "Oh lord this is Frankenstein's monster".
As a child, I was weaned upon soap operas, The Guiding Light, The Edge of Night, Search for Tomorrow, As the World Turns, Love is a many Splendored Thing, Dark Shadows, Capitol, Bold and the Beautiful and The Young and the Restless.
Having nothing to do recently in tampering with a digital upgrade box, I happened upon the old soaps again and was horrified to see all those people look like Michael Jackson. I always ponder what it is to be a woman who is the most beautiful woman of her decade. I wonder often if they know as in Victoria Principal, Meredith Baxter Birney, Raquel Welch, Monica Bellucci etc... if they really comprehend what it is to be the most beautiful woman in the world literally, the helen of troy.
On As the World Turns, there was a Colleen Zenk Pinter, who was in her time one of the most beautiful of women ever, but as I beheld the faux Biden Botox women on that soap, I was sad in seeing Colleen Zenk, now looking like one of those very old rag wool rugs. You can see why with joy the person purchased the thing as it was once vibrant, but now as the sun fades, oxydol bleaches and thousands of little feet trample upon it, you think, "Geez louise Gramma, that thing looks old".
Granted being "a monsieur qui apprécie la beauté de n'importe quel âge", a cowboy who rides any horse as he finds beauty in all, but would take it a little slower on Colleen, one always feels sorrow of seeing the time of life take it's toll as it tolls for thee ugly and the beauty.
Strange dichotomy is it not? Ugly women actually become better looking as they age and the most beautiful like Victoria Principal simply can not help but become more equal in ugly. Beauty then is skin deep and in the age of time, one becomes what is inside on the outside.
As the beautiful and handsome use their looks as a crutch while the ugly and horrid develop the soul and stand upon the feet of the heart.
As Birdie is not a handsome man, I don't know what feet he is standing on as it sure is not his brain.
So therefore in assisting Mr. Obama on his life journey, I have assembled his parts.
As he seems to have this mansexual thing for man boobs, I decided to dust off Cindy Margolis again, the Jewish gal to give Birdie a D cup instead of his much worked for B. I figure as he is President now, he will not have as much time for breast development so in order to aid him in the Oval Orchid job, we will just implant silicon and let the Obama do his Marxisms to his ode de joy.
To highlight the Jewish rape in Birdie Obama's friendly past and what appears to be his Jewish vaporization rapine under his nuclear umbrella, I gave Birdie the mind he mimics in Bill Ayers forehead and his intelligence operative past in raping women to achieve control over them.
Bill Ayers is most necessary in this as with him going bald, this will save Birdie Obama a huge amount of time in grooming his hair and as haircuts cost Democrats 5oo dollars a sitting, this will save taxpayers the much necessary stimulus money to be invested in the sum of Barack Obama's parts.
Lastly, I added a bit of Muslim Arab flair to the new Birdie sure to entice Michelle with Omar Sharif. Sharif is the Egyptian American who took reams of cash and the good life from America and then pissed on the United States with some rather crude words toward America.
So in honor of the Obama past, we give Birdie, the Omar moustache, lips, jawline and ears.
In keeping Birdie's eyes, I noticed that a horror show was building on the photo shop table. It might surprise people to know that the new black Barack is actually whiter than Cindy Margolis.Omar Sharif in fact is 7 times more dark than "black" Barack.
Oddly pink skinned Bill Ayers is the same shade of "black" Barack, except one is blush based and the other tan.
So things were not going well on the Obama operation. He just refused to be black or even dark.
So as is it seemed Michael Jackson was about to start Moon Walking across my screen I stopped and the objet de notre désir, object of our desire was born.
I have found in experiments with a pair of rose tinted sun glasses I have that if one wears them, that Birdie un nouveau Obama, actually might make Michelle Obama tingle down her farm laborer legs or keep maniacs from arousal and normal people from puking.
Strangely though as I beheld the Obama creation, I found myself thinking I had seen this mansexual Birdie before.
Sure enough, by Inspiration it came to me. I was looking at G. Gordon Liddy, Al Franken's best friend.Oddly as stated in assembling Michelle Obama, Liz Taylor and Cindy Margolis, one gets Ann Margaret.
When one assembles, Birdie, Bill Ayers, Cindy Margolis and Omar Sharif, one gets G. Gordon Liddy.
So if Michelle wants to take a test run on Al Franken's best friend before her stimulus package is packaged, she certainly could. Just tell the G man to leave home his sewer fighting ring and no CIA party tricks in showing how to kill people with a pencil.
That kind of stuff is for second dates at a Bandito stripper bar.
So, as the sun slowly sinks in the west, I gratefully leave my good sowing or sewing if this is plastic surgery, for my Obama maniacs to lust after some more. Aaron Burr Biden should not have all the botox fun. We must stimulate Michelle's package as Birdie will be stimulated by her package overhaul.
It is the least we can expect for the trillion dollar package overhauling Americans into economic slavery.
agtG
