I earnestly call upon the Republicans in Congress to initiated Congressional hearings, because Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald is missing. Now while we hope always for the best for Patrick Fitzgerald, we are more concerned about the hot FBI blonde chic who is always posing with Patrick Fitzgerald, but seems very unhappy as she never smiles.
We call this hottie, Magnum FBI, in honor of all agents fire 10 mm magnum semi auto pistols, and this Female Blonde Investigator makes us proud to be Americans in seeing a very well equipped American female in a position of power.
So our earnestness is for Congress to make certain Magnum FBI is sound and secure.
We have great apprehension as before when Patrick Fitzgerald was hounding President Bush in the Rockefeller coup staged by Dick Armitage and Valerie Plame that Mr. Fitzgerald could be seen scowling in the news frequently and smarting off to the President of the United States.
Now though after emergency indicting Gov. Rod Blagojevich, where Mr. Fitzgerald then, tossed it all back upon the Illinois legislature, instead of prosecuting, there just is Tony Rezko getting nicer quarters and not one indictment of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, ACORN, Nadhmi Auchi or Penny Pritzker, Birdie's bag woman on illegal foreign campaign contributions.
It seems strange that with the haste of Mr. Fitzgerald about to loose his job in January, arrests Rod Blagojevich, to where Barack Obama then announces Patrick Fitzgerald can keep his job, that all of a sudden Patrick Fitzgerald disappears with Magnum FBI along with all news, all prosecutions, all investigations and all appearances concerning Obama and Rahm Emanuel buying an Illinois Senate seat.
This is something which Sen. Roland Burris could join with Republicans in investigating Patrick Fitzgerald's whereabouts along with Magnum FBI chica. Perhaps she will wear if found in Congressional hearings her navy blue business suit pictured above with skirt cut above the knee, black heels, lavender blouse accenting her feminine beauty with wide lapels and of course her 10 mm magnum pistol, holstered appropriately in a fine bull back leather holster, branded with the appropriate burns like in the old west in the outlaws she shot.
If Magnum FBI would show up, perhaps we could just forget about Patrick Fitzgerald and just have a weeks worth of hearings looking at her pistol as she described the case.
This all does seem to matter as so many people were thinking that Patrick Fitzgerald was actually going to follow through on his indictments and investigations, yet by published accounts, he arrests Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama announces Fitzgerald can keep his job, and immediately the investigation into Obama and Emanuel crimes disappears.
Wait a minute! Doesn't that sound a great deal like pay for play or quid pro quo? Doesn't that sound a great deal like Joe Biden having Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden having Lawrence Sinclair arrested to silence him as Birdie Obama's first political prisoner, whereby Joe Biden gets his choice of Vice President or Secretary of State?
Perhaps that is what Sen. Roland Burris can in defending his honor join with Republicans and Senator Robert KKK Byrd, who is always interested in defending the Constitution against executive over reaching for power, initiated hearings into just where Patrick Fitzgerald has disappeared to now.
I'm certain that our fine upstanding Federal Prosecutor would never stop an investigation in a pay off no more than he would spend a fortune in investigating George Bush for 2 years, when he knew according to Robert Novak, that Dick Armitage was the original leaker of Valerie Plame's name.
We must in our care and concern for the Federal Justice system employees who serve the little people known as the American Citizen, in our paying their salaries, locate Patrick Fitzgerald and have him give a detailed accounting of just where he has disappeared to.
Certainly an 8 x 10 photo would be acceptable if he was out investigating Barack Obama or he could Twitter a message or two or even send an mpeg greeting with dark shades and such things to protect his identity, whereby Magnum FBI could inform the American Citizens just how this all disappeared and how none of it, even though it looks like it, is appearing like a pay and play scandal.
Let Congress bring this before the American People as Chicago is cold and snowy, and, Washington, DC will soon be blushed with Japanese cherry blossoms which will go so well with Magnum FBI's peaches and cream complexion.
Let us have hearings!
agtG
