Saturday, March 7, 2009
It's tough bein' Eric Holder
It's got to be tough being white black man Eric Holder. Here he has been toting cotton pardons for the Rockefellers for years, ruining his reputation for Marc Rich, Puerto Rican terrorists, Weather Underground terrorists who are Barack Obama's friends, and the first real chance he has to give a speech about how racist he is in hating America in calling Americans racist cowards, here comes Birdie Obama chiding Eric for speaking up like an uppity.......you know exactly that is how Eric Holder felt in being humiliated by Obama.
See Eric Holder the white black man has used race his entire life to get ahead and to blame for every normal human setback. He knows full well also the Barry Obama types who are all posse this, ho that, listenin' to 50 cent and Stevie Wonder, talkin' bout those big butt women while droppin' dime bags, and then, shazzam!
Eric drives by in his boosted car to Wendy's and there is Barry Dunham, flipping burgers and grinning as he is head bobbing to the Partridge Family telling his white friends he ain't like those Don Imus nappy heads they all are laughing about with David Letterman.
Eric Holder like all blacks knows these Obama types all too well. They chameleon into one world from the other, trashing one culture to the other to get ahead, as they learn to talk in the codes of hate of each side.
I desire people though to examine the rebuke of Birdie Obama to Erick Holder in humiliating him.
Obama quote:
“I think it’s fair to say that if I had been advising my attorney general, we would have used different language."
end quote.
Interesting that Massah Obama phrased that Eric Holder is his, as in personal property, while not going on Tavis Smiley, not speaking to Ebony, but talking to white publishing New York Times.
Obama tells the white world he owns Eric Holder, and, the blacks getting that phrase will note that in gangsta talk, Obama just said he owns Holder like a dog.
Apparently this month, it is not Richard Holbrooke pissing on brown skinned Muslim leaders, but Barack Obama pissing on brown skinned American leaders.
It gets better than this though in Obama took a whiz on white American liberals too as idiotic saps. Pay attention Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Bill O'Reilly, Charlie Gibson and Diane Sawyer as this drizzle is for you.
Notice how Obama phrased his rebuff in, "Obama would have advised using different language".
In translation, Birdie Obama said, "I agree 100000% with Eric Holder that you liberal white crackers are a nation of cowards. I, Obama the first, though would have phrased it differently. I, Obama the first, am telling you white crackers, I know you are racist cowards, but you are all so bleeping stupid you don't even think I'm talking about you even though I'm putting it into your cracker rag."
Gee liberal Olbermann and company, does that mist in your face taste a little salty?
In word play, I wondered how Obama would rephrase his racist statement..........remember Barack Obama just agreed America is a nation of cowards, but would have said it differently.
Perhaps Obama would have said,
Mob of sissies
Hoi polloi of milksop
Gang of pansies
Rabble of curs
Pack of poltroons
Nice to know the American Prime Minister has so many options to agree with Eric Holder, while calling cracker liberals idiots and tossing the Attorney General under the bus, in calling America so many different ways the scum of the quakers.
Hmmm, you don't suppose that Eric Holder and Barack Obama weren't talking in a much deeper code in using nation as in CHRISTIAN CONGREGATION and cowards as in QUAKERS being Christians who formed America were the refuse of the craven now were they as many of this sect were conscientious objectors?????
Maybe some of those bright 6 and 7 figure salary types making excuses for the Obama posse who just used their medium to slap them around should look at the creative racism which might be emanating from the white black men in the executive branch.
Once again though, this blog comes to the assistance of America's Prime Minister as we here, desire so much for him to do all he can do and be all he can be, so Birdie will quit hiding behind his persona and really tell the world who he is.
It was all by God's direct Inspiration which the answer came to me again. Here I was just at play in photo shop and there was the answer before me.
I ask you to look at the above melding of Obama and Holder without it being a freak show, but instead in it's wonder of how absolutely Birdie Obama is with a Saddam Hussein moustache.
I mean Birdie Obama transforms into Saddam Obama as one very handsome man. He is even the kind of tyrant I would like to follow into the abyss as he is just so fine looking.
Saddam Hussein wore that moustache to fame, rapine, invasion, terrorism, murder and fortune. Just think what Saddam Obama could do.
I know of these things as people will recall a few years ago men like Tom Selleck were wearing goatees, but they do not realize that the source of this international trend was their Lame Cherry.
Yes, in my humbleness was searching for a better way to not shave, I started wearing a goatee. The next thing I knew all these men who were admiring me in a virile sort of way were all sporting goatees. Their wives would see me and lust for me without me even knowing and the next thing I knew I would be meeting my friends, associates and complete strangers who had seen my handsomeness which was too handsome too recognize and they all had goatees.
This spread globally and too such an extent that many dykes grew goatees as they craved the same attention lipstick lesbians were cat scratch admiring my inner lesbian touching the nature of them..........well it was just pure sexuality as everyone loves a good LC.
In any event, I'm the source who was behind that trend, but I will to assure readers I upheld the moral codes and no immoral laws were broken in everyone wanting Billy Squier me.
In stating all of that, we come to the Obama solution which will save children from being adopted like the Clinton's wanted or like Obama thinks in saving some poor Labrador Retriever from being on the Obama leash until he gets sedated by a speeding Lexus driven by grim reaper David Axelrod in 200o something as the Obama's leave for exile in France, and, dogs will not be necessary anymore.
An Obama moustache is the answer to children's, dogs and Eric Holder's problems. It can be called the blackstache, it will be a stock market boom as cosmetics, grooming and clip on blacktasches sweep the nation as everyone will want to look like Obama.
Picture the lovely site of Peggy Noonan in a blacktache or Noel Sheppard wearing his blacktache. It is sure to be a trillion dollar worldwide trend as all will want to be like handsome Saddam Obama.
It could be the solution to the world economic slowdown. It certainly would be the solution to all these word games, so Barack Obama could just come out on the White House balcony, sporting his blacktache and being so handsome wouldn't need the monkey charm in his pants, but instead he could wish upon hisself and tell the entire world in coming out of that closet:
"No I did have sex, with that man, Lawrence Sinclair".
Or
"Is that a blacktache sporting my handsomeness or are you happy to see me."
Or
"Yes, I'm not a Marxist and to prove it here is my AK 47, eat lead baby like Donald Young".
The world would be so much clearer if Saddam Obama would just let his inner B.H. free to label things as he sees them instead of humiliating Eric Holder.
As a side not to Mr. Holder, "Eric, this blog has awarded you the status of being the most powerful white black man in the world for your deep intelligence connections in the syndicate. It is unfitting of you to have the world told that you are owned by Massah Obama.
In that understanding Mr. Holder, ask permission from you know who, the real leaders, and take that little Quo Warranto you have and take it to the Supreme Court, toss the case by citing English Common Law and American affirmation of it, and then show up with United States Federal Marshals demanding the Obama information you know is there which will disqualify him, and then remove him from office in some nice bracelets.
Put him on Bahama Air on a one way trip to French exile.
Oh and Mr. Holder, drop a note to Aaron Burr Biden over what his part was in this in making a political prisoner out of Lawrence Sinclair.
Show these people just who own who.
You have the blacktache Mr. Holder. Use your handsome."
agtG