Imagine my shock, my horror.............well it was more like surprise and I was pleased to see a story in the United Kingdom press which basically exposes the Mexican President, B. H. Obama, Hillary Clinton and Janet Napolitano, along with thee entire American press as liars or as this has an ole Mexico flair, mentirosos.
The world was just told as Obama was having his Mexican illegal voters gunned down on the border by all these liberals that it was American firearms were behind this horrid violence which was stoking up the Mexican mafia.
So in shouldering this burden as no proof was every offered, the Brits blundered onto something in the form of a hot Mafia chica named Anahi Beltran Cabrera guarding a most lovely weapons stockpile. See gun ownership is very controlado y prohibido (controlled and forbidden).
Americans have as fun of time in Canada as Mexico in taking fun guns into those nations, registering them, paying fines and just having the ridiculous globalist version of "don't do as I do but do as I say", as this ilk markets guns around the globe for record profits.
Anahi is my kind of girl as she is part of the family business in Mexico, the powerful Beltran Leyva drug cartel. One would think liberals would be championing this woman as here is a centerfold quality chica one of leaders of an international crime ring.
This chic is Hillary Clinton and she didn't need a man frying it up in the pan for her, as she lights her own fires.
The only thing better is if one looks at the Federales, the men are all beefcakes and the women are even better looking than the centerfold mafia chicas.
It's enough to make an American say, Frito Lay and bust the Mexican border for some tasty tortillas, refried beans, refried rice, all with a healthy dose of crema amarga.
I digress, but it is hard to not appreciate Mexican women who on both sides of the law are better looking than the thangs roaming the White House to convince yourself to not wince in watching Michelle being pulled the lawn by Bobama the perro de agua español.
The purpose of this is lying liberals in if one examines the guns, one finds the "anti aircraft gun" is looking not at all like Ma Duece (Ma Duece is a term of affection for those who love her, the creation of John M. Browning, a 50 calibre, FMJ eating work of art that is a real anti aircraft gun.), but more like a Browning 30 calibre machine gun.
The 4 guns which the Mexican President assured Americans were American assault weapons a few weeks ago, are looking a great deal like one cheap butt Argentine type old Mauser military knock off, a Monte Carlo Spanish type bolt action due to that ugly fore end that looks like a club, a central European type "assault rifle" and something that looks like it came off of Terminator in a synthetic shotgun.
Hard to tell from the grainy photo and the fact I do not waste any time on foreign weaponry as it is all uninteresting as European women. Yes I have affection for Egyptian 8mm sand blasters and the SKS, but some things like big fin Chevies are so ugly they just have appeal in growing on you.
Even the photo of the clips do not appear to have a great deal of American going for them as they are not 5.56 mm clips of the military and civilian types, but of the 7.56 of the AK 47 vintages, shooting that horrid little 30.30 Winchester type round the Russians have been bleeding the world with for decades.
I'm really muy decepcionante in this in part as I like looking at American guns and was hoping to find an imposing arsenal, but all I see is Chinese communists having smuggled into Mexico loads of their version of AK 47's which Bill Clinton banned from America.
A great lesson could have been learned in what the Spanish taste is in American firepower and here they prefer Russian cuties.
Yes I'm pleased in seeing the liberals were caught lying again, but all of this like Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie, Christman without Jesus and America without a real President. I mean here are all these hot Mexcian chicas enforcing law and committing crimes, and all they have to go with it is the cheap costume jewelry of European and Russian weaponry with one old stolen Mexican John Browning designed machine gun.
I call upon Birdie Obama to fix this situation just like he fixed rescuing a dog which did not need rescuing after lying about he was going to adopt a rescued dog. Obviously in free trade, American guns are too expensive for Mexicans to afford.
Obviously this is why all these border busters are flooding into America as they are here looking in our gun shop windows, lusting at all the guns they can not afford.
Mr. Obama, you must with your Democratic Congress initiate a welfare program for Mexicans where they can purchase with subsidies American firearms, as America can not have the el Presidente of Mexico and yourself, Mr. Obama, being outed as liars.............again.
The new Winchester X 3 is a lovely shotgun. In camo, the lovely Anahi Beltran Cabrera would look enticing with that adorning her.
The Ruger Mini 14 with stainless steel barrels would go equally well with caliente de la mujer , officer uno and dos.
America must rise to this challenge as American weapons are now too expensive for Mexican police and mafia to afford. Obviously, the Mexican President can be forgiven in not really lying, as he was only trying to not look bad on the world stage in admitting his criminals were using the same shoddy Asian and European guns the Islamocommunists are using in Eurasia.
Mexico obviously has the glamour thing down for photo ops, but it is lacking in the weapons. It is like Marilyn Monroe singing, "Tin cans are a girl's best friend".
Mr. Prime Minister come to the aid of Mexicans and remove their humiliation in not giving 11 million of them the vote, but giving them American guns to have pride in.
agtG
