Thursday, April 2, 2009

Send in the Scotland Yardstick

Ok people, I just can not take this any more in listening to the propaganda over Michelle Obama being a fashion maven, a beautiful woman and Jackie Kennedy.

This little Obama fashion bow down to Arab Kings trips has cost America 1.1 trillion dollars in a bribe to the IMF to get the G 20 to look like they were kissing Obama's butt, 1 trillion dollars in a New York Stock manipulation and 1 trillion dollars in a world stock manipulation by Geithner all to make Obama look like he is a leader.
Of course, at closing the markets tanked which meant the Europeans took profits and Americans are now 3.1 trillion dollars more in debt in 2 days of Obama spending.........so I say ENOUGH!

I just can not take it in having this Michelle Obama paraded before my eyes making me wince in her being presented to the world as Jackie O par dux, but the problem is she is wearing dresses that look over 50 years old that Jackie looked bad in!

OK for starters, this is what two good looking women look like, dressed horrid, but they can pull it off, because they are my two girls from Idaho, Rosie and Renee Tenison.








Point 2, this is what an ugly woman looks like. Her name is Michelle Obama. I had once thought her premier public picture was an anomaly as no one could look that bad deliberately in public, but the woman is just plain ugly.

Look at that burnt orange thing hanging about her shoulders as she appears to be ready for work mopping Weezie Jefferson's floors.

Then this wild Saraha look like a leopard has been chasing her across the plains.



How about this toothsome look with a canvas entre that looks like it was hand washed with 20 mule team borax on a rock by a muddy stream, left to hang dry in a 100 degree dry heat, so the entire costume not only crinkles when you walk, but it shaves your legs and arm pits too as it is so stiff.




Do not tell me Michelle Obama knows how to dress herself.

This so far has been the London fashion nonsense which the Obama brain dead and fashion comatose have been fawning over telling sensible people that burlap and flour sacks make fashion.

The first costume has that ugly pistachio green puke skirt with these Oprah types all wear and is why this blog features puke green around the photos to mock the horrid colors they choose continuously. It is rare to find any woman who can pull of any color of green. Michelle Obama could not pull it off if she pulled it off and dressed up as a centerfold.

Next is my vomit choice second in the Michelle Obama "pearls" which are so big they look like moth balls around her neck trying to keep her woolens from being eaten as her choices in cloth are so masculine she looks one step away from the cotton fields.


Yes and this is the arrival sack she chose. One doesn't know if she was auditioning to be butler or is going to be treating the Queen's horse for hemorrhoids.





The worst of it for today and I don't know how many costume changes was this pleated thing which thankfully is hidden behind the podium as I do not think I could take seeing this monstrous ensemble again.

It was a pleated thing waving about in chiffon like a cheerleader uniform with this bizarre blue thing draped over it with Michelle's head poking out.

The most horrid thing was she was speaking to little Muslim girls in wool blacks who looked more fashion sense in their slave uniforms to Islam while Michelle told them about their bright futures.

But then it all wove together with those folksy sunflowers as decorations so Michelle must have been right at home in her scarecrow patch as probably every raven in England has flown the channel in fright after seeing this monster flapping about in the London breeze.




I have nothing against Michelle Obama's looks, even if as a millionaire she could do a host of things to not look like a big butted, pot gutted inspiration for the song My darlin' Clementine.

I do though have nausea problems when I'm being lied to. Michelle O is no Jackie O, believe me, I have seen Jackie O, seen her naked on a beach in Europe, and while most women look good only clothed, Jackie O looked good naked too.
One thinks of Jackie O and ponders her beauty. One does not look at Michelle Obama and think of her cotton picker legs, child bearing spread big butt, man hands and in need of lower jaw profile work, and but cringe at the sight and recoil in hopes that some catastrophe never disrobes her in public.

Do not lie to me and tell me Michelle Obama is anything but a big boned gal bread from slave and Norwegian 100 pound barrel salt cod lifting on bitter North Sea nights. She is a draft horse who has seen too many days in the harness and Jackie O was a thoroughbred in elegance to the day she died.
Granted Jackie made her living being a courtesan for rich married men which is degrading, but then one will never have to worry about Michelle Obama being pursued as a high paid prostitute, unless the Greek is now blind after a decade and could be made to believe Michelle Obama is Monica Bellucci.

This is the Mel Gibson's Virgin Mary, Monica Bellucci, what beauty, style, grace and fashion all combined look like.






This is what Jackie O elegance looks like





This is what Barbara Bush grandmotherly hot elegance look like.




This is what hot Barbara Bush granddaughter elegance looks like.





This is what Laura Bush American elegance with style looks like as First Lady.





This is Michelle Obama looking like Carol Burnett once again wearing the drapes in a Bob Mackey comedy routine.
Joy Behar is trolling for Rush Limbaugh so she has an excuse for her nauseating cleavage tramp. Babs Walters though pulls off an elegance if she would leave the log chain off her neck.



Enough for fashion as this blog has more important things to do, but I will not be lied to in Michelle Obama is anything but Michelle Obama, his darlin' Obamatine.


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