Thursday, April 30, 2009

Talking with a Terrorist

I was speaking with a terrorist today (see T T in the title holds more linguistic attention using Anglo Saxon "talking" instead of Norman "speaking"), a terrorist at least in Obama accusations in this guy was a Christian, gun owner, believed in America and home schooled his children.

He was an expert and I just listened to his medley of information in his associations around the world.
The British as I know, have an interesting food system in it is all fresh, has dirt on their carrots, heads on there partridges and chickens in the shoppe and it is illegal to put preservatives into the bread they sell.
This guys children were amusing in they had had a holiday turkey at their Gram's and they refused to eat the Butterball as the thing stank of chemicals and they could taste them.
That is the thing most people in America have no clue of. I had a friend recently tell me she could smell the chemicals in chicken she was frying as she was for a medical condition going "organic".

Imagine that for a moment in the food millions of Americans are chowing down on reeks so bad once you are on natural foods that you can taste it, and the smell of it fills one with revulsion.

I used to be a soda drinker. I know the aspartame they marketed in the beginning which tasted just like sugar, probably was sugar as within a year the diet pop all tasted like that horrid Tab of years gone by in saccharine which was supposed to be just like sugar too.
I'm fascinated how a person's palate recognizes things once one is off the grid for a bit. I used to love drinking pop, but was astounded upon opening a can of Mello Yellow to find it tasted like aluminum.
I still for medicinal reasons of flu, do advocate Mello Yellow as it is more settling to an upset stomach and will replace necessary sugars and get the digestive system moving again. 7 Up the old standby is much more harsh.
The M Y also with Advil makes a wonderful sinus headache remedy.

Toxins though are prevalent to the unnecessary in the food Americans are poisoned by. It is pleasing though to run into more and more people who are figuring these things out and living healthy. This guy was over 60 years old and he looked no more than 50. That is what eating your own food will do for you.

I had an interesting experience with him though in existential learning. I have over they years milked everything from cats to cows as was necessary. I had though never milked a goat.
Smugness might have some people smiling at the stereotype against goats, but my reason for relating this goes back to that snot Perky Couric insulting Gov. Palin like she had no intelligence, because she didn't have east coast patrician knowledge.
I at the time pointed out that Couric should have been asked the proper method for sea fishing for a living, the price of fur and the loads to kill a moose. Those answers and how to deal with 60 below weather in starting your vehicle are the things real westerners are interested in as they matter in life and death, not what is in some parakeet lining paper published in New York.

I learned today that milking goats are as different as skinning a beaver is to casing a fox. That of course will make no sense to the Letterman cocktail crowd and they will mock it as rural, but the experiences rural people have are the real value of this world as without electricity, all you are is a David Letterman with allot of expensive plastic coated wiring that is useless.

For those who have milked cows, a steady rhythm can be created in milking. Of course, modern cows are being bred more for milking machines and for calves than for hand milking, so the knowledge of what tit is a milkers delight is a secret possessed by the rural.
A good cow tit for hand milking is about 4 inches long and as big as a carrot. Modern cattle are ending up with tits no longer than 3 inches and are hell for milking when it is 20 below with an afterbirth encrusted tail slashing into your eyes as they kick at you, move around and you sit there with your body screaming in aches, stripping a tit of a minute spray of milk.
Of course, there are skills in that too, to putting a lariat with a honda around the back ankle, tied back and up so the cow can only kick at you.........but remember a cow off balance sometimes falls on you, so don't get too comfy sitting under her.

I wonder if Perky knows that.

Goats though are interesting in being opposite of cows udders. Instead of the steady milking, one instead grabs the full teat, closes it off with the first finger and thumb, and then gently squeezes each finger from middle to pinky down until the tit is emptied, and then repeat the process.
I started milking as I did cows and found it was not very effective, but soon enough in God's Grace figured out the correct way. It was interesting to note that in a cow, one has the tit empty in 2 seconds, while the goat seemed to be at least 5 seconds at the shortest.
It was like listening to a Chevy Chase joke in filling a pitcher and dumping it into the toilet while company was there so they could listen to him urinate for minutes at a time.

That is the kind of knowledge, goat milking, which is going to be valuable to Obama voter, Chevy Chase. The simple things of acquiring sustainable food, turning it into preserved products with what one has on hand in cheese, which is going to be the real monetary value.

God has blessed me with a great deal of knowledge, but one of the most fascinating times I still have is just sitting and listening to people talk about their professions for all the intricate knowledge they have which one can never acquire in a classroom.

Real terrorists, not on Obama's list, like those who spread Obama Flu to the interesting culture which has evaded Dave Letterman's electronics to keep Zawahiri alive and ranting, are also experts in so many things in evading the grid.
It would be nice if Janet Napolitano would stop watching goat farmers and actually turned her attention on how to learn the game the bin Laden terrorists are beating her at.

Strange the Obama clique will not call Islacommunists terrorists, as terrorist is a harsh world according to them, yet goat farmers, veterans, Christians and Americans get memos naming them as terrorists.

Oh well, the experts not always are always the experts who know what to really do.

agtG



PS: As Birdie Obama's 500 plus team entourage was exposed to Obama Flu in Mexico and uno of his hombres is suffering from el porko flu, WHY IS OBAMA NOT UNDER QUARANTINE, instead of flying around infecting mucho libre of Americans.