Monday, July 6, 2009

A ghost of a Chance

Yes Michael Jackson is alive and not dead, so the world of fans can rest in peace knowing that the cling of poppy in the sack with little boys is roaming the world of mansexuals, but here is the exclusive story.

In a remarkable photograph taken of Kal Penn, sometimes odd actor on House at FOX television and other movies, committed suicide this season and drove Gregory House or as I knew him as Bertram Wooster, namesake of Birdie Obama or also known as, Hugh Laurie, who Penn drove insane.
Penn though by remarkable secret missions arrived at the White House alive, flanked by Obama flunky Valerie Jarrett.
Penn has found his way to an expensive one year career like Tom Brokaw as some adviser on Asian White House liaison things........Brokaw is buffalo chips from South Dakota liaison and I'm waiting for my appointment as Japanese Cherry Tree liaison with geisha girl and kobe beef steak things.

I digress.......

No I don't, as this is vital in Penn and Jarrett were joined by another black guy, no not the one in the picture, but the black guy on the balcony, who by all Coast to Coast and Steve Quayle expertise if it was flooded the airways by them as a factual picture would reveal it a Michael Jackson moonwalking from the balcony.
At first, witnesses who viewed this anomaly considered it was Michael Jackson's ghost, but then a not yet developed, but taken photo of Mr. Jackson surfaced last week after he was dead, entering a clinic of off listed, non practicing Jewish plastic surgeon to the dead, Dr. Whinny Waxmeitz.
Dr. Waxmeitz is a noted plastic surgeon who can reverse both death and botched over plastic surgeon carvings, and this is what leads us to his favorite patient in, yes Adolf Hitler.


Adolf Hitler, traced through is pencil box, was photographed on a special visit to Dr. Waxweitz's special above black operating offices for a touch up of the noted Hitler scowl.
Confiscated photos of Adolf Hitler entering the White House as special adviser to Barack Obama on Jewish vaporization issues, nuclear armament of Iranians and helping to write Stevie Wonder's new opera, Ride of the Muchellekyries, are a key piece of evidence in this as without it, it would just be another New York Times story off the record.

It was though in this that Michael Jackson on a top secret mission for Amerobama, took the blueprint from Elvis Presley in leaving the building.


See President Nixon it is reported made Elvis Presley a special agent at large of the United States. Mr. Presley, like Batman has been righting wrongs, eating fried banana sandwiches and keeping virgins safe from Bill and or Hillary Clinton.

Meanwhile back at the Kremlin, this exclusive photo surfaced today......


Yes while reporters had finished reporting, just like Barack Obama summoned key members for his second oath of office, a second batch of photos were taken. In them, there is now Admiral Michael Jackson, now sporting his re blackified face by the noted plastic surgeon.
Admiral Jackson flew to Moscow it is now revealed and negotiated a new nuclear disarmament treaty with President Medvedev, only after winning a wrestling contest with Vladamir Putin who did not want to touch a mansexual all oiled up with Obama musk.
Vladamir Putin is immune to Obama musk which stones most people, because the KGB always removes the scent glands deep inside the brain frontal lobe, so as not to ever be taken advantage of by stinky tan males who like to roll over and play with Brian Williams in bed.

It was this remarkable treaty of disarming the United States while Iran, Pakistan, North Korea, Burma, every terrorist, Chicoms, Bolshevik Russians, and host of communists in South America, that has made Mike Farrell of MASH and Martin Sheen of another planet state of mind, delighted in now America has signed it's death warrant as without sufficient nuclear warheads and delivery systems, the United States can be crippled in hitting New York City, whereby a nuclear response will deplete any US reserves, and as Obama has rescinded new replenishment of nuclear warheads, the United States in an exchange with China will not be able to manufacture new weapons, whereby the Eurasians may invade, occupy and slaughter all remaining Americans.

This blog apologizes for the rambling over use comas and jointed sentences, but Barack Obama does not think well when a pedophile predator like Michael Jackson is on the move as it makes his nasty get bent where Obama's mind thinks from, in the demonic monkey in his pants.

So there you have it, the real facts, as we all know the media would not lie in Keith Olbermann, the media would not manipulate to get a politician elected in Joseph Farah and of course, the pictures are worth a thousand stories in how special adviser Adolf Hitler in fear that Obama would not make the mistakes he did, and how Michael Jackson was sent on a special mission to bring about Obama disarming the United States.

Why else would Dwight Eisenhower, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, not in 50 years of their Presidencies never in 3 seconds gotten the Russians to sign a treaty which disarms the United States, and leaves the world open to this generation of Hitlers and Stalins.

Ponder the reality for a bit.

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Obama Disarms America