Once again serving the glutton Obama, this blog makes record that as predicted the Obama's were chomping down in gulps, endangered Russian caviar without one burp of a "nyet" as Vladamir Putin who was praising President George W. Bush and his family's hospitality sat down with the Obama glutton in serving up a traditional Russian breakfast of:
Black Caviar with sour cream
Smoked beluga
Russian pancakes
Russian samovar tea
As for some reason, Obama has either gone to Russia empty handed or his presents to the Russians were equally stupid and humiliating as they were to Prime Minister Gordon Brown and his family, and, the Queen. We just do not know in the media black out if Obama thought some nice flashlight batteries and cardboard boxes would be fitting for the Russian leadership.
In honor and assistance of the gluttons Obama, this blog wills to feature a new fascinating Ripley's or Cherry's Believe it or not:
What things in this world are bigger than Muchelle Obama's ass?
Well Muchelle Obama's ass is bigger than two of her heads.We find that it takes 4 Barack heads to make one Muchelle ass.
One Muchelle ass is as big as her ass.
But it takes 2 French floofy poofer man butts to equal her one ass.
Moving on we find that Carla Sarkozy up close, that her head is still not bigger than Muchelle Obama's ass at a distance.
The moon in our sky is not as big as Muchelle Obama's ass is in Paris.
In all honesty, the only thing I could find bigger than Muchelle Obama's ass was Muchelle Obama's ass to cover it up.
It is like she is the visible force meeting the object we would like invisible.
This is a real problem in that big ass is getting bigger in not just sitting around eating chips watching her enemy's list top 10 Oprah on a couch, but Muchelle is creating this big ass on kobe beef which costs a fortune and Russian caviar which is wiping out an endangered species.
Muchelle's big ass is the product of that poor, tortured, White House chef who gets calls at all hours to whip up pies for the gluttons Obama as they scarf down the hard sweaty work of this enslaved chef.
Now I understand why Obama when he killed that blow fly had that wild look in his eyes, as he was going to eat the thing as he just can not get enough food with Muchelle's big ass around moving him away from the supper table.
I call upon Playtex girdles to assist Muchelle Obama and keep numerous men from going blind in sending her the big ass XXXXXXX size girdle they have for Oprah, but mark it:
For Muchelle, WARNING NON EDIBLE
Just to keep the girlfriend from having to try and pass that latex monstrosity and plugging up the White House sewers if she eats it.
We do now know something which has been puzzling someone apparently as it is found here, in that it takes 4 asses of Muchelle Obama to cover up the one Muchelle Obama with her one attached ass.
Please Obamaniacs and those in the White House of Axelrod Inc., please have an intervention for Muchelle as this ass is dangerous.
Imagine, as many Peggy Noonan types do that the Obama's are having sex and Birdie gets caught under that thing and suffocates.
Imagine if there is an emergency evacuation and Muchelle's ass gets stuck in the door of Marine One.
Imagine if that ass grows to needing only 3 asses to cover Muchelle and her ass in photos........Air Force One will not be able to get off the runway.
Please Obamaniacs, help out Muchelle, as the last thing this world needs is George Soros declaring Muchelle Obama's ass an oil field to be tapped and as they drill with Al Gore flying over protesting all that oil being released into the environment, Muchelle farting from eating all that berry pie and the sonic boom amplified by that big ass, blowing Al Gore out of the sky.
We all must help Muchelle Obama and her big ass out for Obama's sake, for endangered species sake and for the sake of something that big is certain to throw the rotation of the earth off when it moves.
agtG
Just to keep the girlfriend from having to try and pass that latex monstrosity and plugging up the White House sewers if she eats it.
We do now know something which has been puzzling someone apparently as it is found here, in that it takes 4 asses of Muchelle Obama to cover up the one Muchelle Obama with her one attached ass.Please Obamaniacs and those in the White House of Axelrod Inc., please have an intervention for Muchelle as this ass is dangerous.
Imagine, as many Peggy Noonan types do that the Obama's are having sex and Birdie gets caught under that thing and suffocates.
Imagine if there is an emergency evacuation and Muchelle's ass gets stuck in the door of Marine One.
Imagine if that ass grows to needing only 3 asses to cover Muchelle and her ass in photos........Air Force One will not be able to get off the runway.
Please Obamaniacs, help out Muchelle, as the last thing this world needs is George Soros declaring Muchelle Obama's ass an oil field to be tapped and as they drill with Al Gore flying over protesting all that oil being released into the environment, Muchelle farting from eating all that berry pie and the sonic boom amplified by that big ass, blowing Al Gore out of the sky.
We all must help Muchelle Obama and her big ass out for Obama's sake, for endangered species sake and for the sake of something that big is certain to throw the rotation of the earth off when it moves.
agtG
