Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Two Time Zone Muchelle Obama

What in the heck is up with Muchelle Obama as she is turning into a GIANT! I do not just mean her big butt which is almost needing a name for her identical twin for being so large, but jiminey cricket, this woman is growing like an 8 year old on East German growth hormones.

Muchelle Obama is so big now she either needs two zip codes for her address or is living in two time zones for being such an Amazon.

This is not normal people as the woman is taller than Obama now in pictures which is a big White House protocol NO NO........so tall I expect a red blinking light to be fixed to her head so airplanes can divert from crashing into her.

I mean get a load of the new outfit she has on which is no longer ghetto green or that horrid Oprah African print most blacks look like fools wearing, but in this case Muchelle has gone neon yellow........and when you is a giant that is a whole lot of yellow fabric to pollute the world for.

Am surprised dog packs across Italy where she wore this monstrous site did not surround her in thinking she was a fire hydrant to relieve themselves, as she is the mother of all fire hydrants.

Then there is that thing on her shoulder which is that vomit colored ghetto green again. It looks like some art deco crap from the 1970's that Kitty Foreman threw out in the trash for being so ugly.
Who in their right mind wears a cigarette ashtray on their shoulder?

Is this what Obama puts his cigs out in? Has Muchelle finally found her calling in life as a depository for hot things that Birdie Obama has sucked on and now wants to grind them out on her?
Perhaps Donald Young had the better end in being silenced by murder in being shot multiple times as could you imagine the torture in Obama rubbing you up against that giant Muchelle.....some things are just to repulsive and creepy to type twice.

Taking a breath though and holding down the puke, we descend to the shoes Muchelle wore in conjunction with the yellow fire hydrant and ghetto green ashtray accessory.
Who wears what looks like either animal print shoes or something that looks like Russian camoflauge fashion bought from a Russian dealer, but made in Hong Kong.

Pointy toes in camo with 6 feet of yellow while normal sized humans cower beside you is not a good picture, especially since even your husband is leaning away from you as you even scare poor Barack.
The Italian leaders look like a normal couple.........the Obama's look like Birdie is a not too bright pointer begging the nice white people to not leave him tied to that monstrous fire hydrant he walked in with.

For a moment of not so much satire though.........

This photo shows the Obama's are not "tight" as in they are too close for their own comfort in not liking to be around each other.
Muchelle in breaking protocol and wearing things which demand more attention than her husband, points to a psychosis of inferiority and a grab for power and attention. I have said before that all is not well in Obamaland, and this photo reveals a great deal on that point.

For Obama to cower like a dog in this, means one thing in marriages in HE HAS GOTTEN CAUGHT IN DOING SOMETHING HEINOUS in a wife's unpardonable scorn.
It could be anything from her finding out about Donald Young and Lawrence Sinclair in their truths or it might be she just has her own penis growing while Barack's is still in the limited category of in need of size.

At this rate, I suppose all we have left now is florescent orange, hot pink and every one's favorite of some kind of sparkling purple thing. I doubt Muchelle is going to go native in wearing those kwanza weird clothes as she deep down wants to keep nurturing that whiteness she so hates in the Robinson white. The Jack n Jill wanna a be crowd never goes back to black.

Muchelle is wanting attention to validate herself. She looks like the fool she is, but there is more to this story that will in time filter out.

This woman really needs an intervention.

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