Well, it appears our Dancin' Queen Muchelle Obama has succumbed to the savory, succulent, satisfying delights of pork pie in having enough of the perverted Obama sexual age, and has gone whole hog in the recovery package or stimulus package in buying what looks like almost 20 million pounds of swine flesh to chow down on.
I had no idea that the White House pantry was the size of an aircraft carrier's hold, but then in this Age of Obama it appears all things are in big ass size.
This blog has real concerns in all of this as cherry pie in the quantities Muchelle was woofing down on got her a gargantuan posterior, but now that she has graduated to midnight pork pie feasts, her ass is going to cause earthquakes when she walks.
As an exclusive here, I have the personal top secret White House recipe for Muchelle's favorite pie, the Porktopia Muchelle.......well no I don't but what would a good Obama wasting money story be like without a good recipe tossed in.
Ingredients:
Crust,
2 cups Obamawheat flour
2/3rds cup hog lard
7 tablespoons ice water
1 teaspoon salt
Filling,
1o pounds shredded pork lightly browned in hog lard
Salt
Pepper
1 teaspoon sage
10 pounds processed American cheese
Topping
10 pounds Mozzarella cheese
Directions pile high and bake at 350 degrees. Great if you like a little cheese with your meat and cheese.
Serve warm
The serving warm part is apparently a big problem for taxpayers as the Obama's in spending around 28 million dollars in recovery spending which has gone completely into corporate pig farming operations in which hogs never see the light of day and only vote for Obama, have now wore out the dumbwaiter in the White House which has cost over 350,000 dollars to replace. Apparently the loads the old one was carrying in 30 pound pork pie to the living quarters 3 times a day burned out and if the White House was not made out of concrete we would have had a repeat of the War of 1812 when the British burned down the White House.
This time though British subject Barack Obama instead of using British matches tried to incinerate the White House in flaming hot dumbwaiter roller bearings starting on fire.
So indeed history does repeat itself.
Added to the White House problems, Muchelle in constantly opening and closing the door to the dumbwaiter actually wore that door out and it had to be replaced at almost a million and a half dollars.
Hazards also came into this Birdie was after his cherry pie in his personal quarters and Muchelle was after her pork pie that those little scamp children Queenie and Sloven were in danger of being squished by their rotund Mama Obama or that long legged Daddy Obama as they shoved their way to the dumbwaiter and a traffic light had to be put up in the living quarters at over a half a million dollars.
Apparently this was not just any traffic light, but an industrial strengthy one and yes I mean strengthy which would withstand cherry pie flatulence corroding it's circuitry, pork fat seeping into it's camera eye and is earthquake proof as Muchelle lumbers to fetch herself some of that sweet, succulent, savory, pork pie.
Rumor has it, because it was started here, that Mrs. Robinson, the lovely and beautiful, family oriented Mother and Grandmother who put her own Social Security retirement fund in jeopardy in being a Governess to the 4 Obama children, demanded that traffic light for every one's safety as one night the dog, Bobama, was almost run over by runaway Muchelle as a cheese ball fell off her pork pie and in a tussle Bobama almost got ate.
All Americans should as this blog does, have great concern for the Obama's as the children are apparently living in a heavy traffic zone like a Jersey turnpike where stoplights are needed and the gluttons Obama have wore out a dumbwaiter, needed heavy duty doors and their health is an issue when eating nothing but pork and cheese.
As a medical note, that recipe daily will plug them up tighter than eating cheese pizza every day. I do not know on a farm related note if there are enough prunes to end that Obama constipation........and worse yet, if ended, Muchelle might be like a massive plunger when her constipation ends and blow out every toilet on the east coast with one flatulent passing of global warming gas.
We also have an etiquette problem in Muchelle was towering over Barack in her yellow fire hydrant dress in Rome, and now it seems Barack has found his true calling as the replacement for the White House dumbwaiter shoveling pork pie toward Muchelle to satisfy her urge.
While it is wonderful that Birdie has in his little waiter uniform found a calling he can fall back on once impeached, the problem is Muchelle is known not to spend her own money but taxpayer money.........and Birdie no doubt assumes that dumbwaiters earn a several hundred thousand dollar tip and a trip to Rome to sex up teenage girls.
The Obama's need to know the real wages real people have to endure in working a real job.
And what in this of the White House, that noble concrete building with steel girders? Can that much rotund pork pie weight be dealt with or will the White House soon be this sagging structure wherever Muchelle walks?
You have to remember steel bends and does not flex..........all of that bent steel will need replacing and there will be no more money as it all went to pork pie.
And what of all that concrete after 4 years of Muchelle pulverizing it? Sarah Palin might only have the White Dust Pile to move into as the Muchelle earthquakes will have ground it all into powder.
The Obama's obviously have even more desperate need for intervention than this blog was calling for. It has come to the point that one wonders now if that succulent Rahm Emanuel goes missing if Muchelle just stuck an apple in his mouth and had a snack as her pork pie was 2 minutes late in trying to defy gravity and rising to the Obama meal heaven.
So while it is believed the Obama darlings, Queenie and Sloven are safe with that stoplight, and the White House is safe from igniting from overloaded dumbwaiters, there is still the danger to the White House staff becoming the tasty treat for Muchelle some dark night when the Obama chef has to usher in a new convoy of canned pork.
We must have an intervention, a drying out of pork, a saving of the pig, a Betty Ford Clinic stay for Muchelle and Birdie Obama for their own safety sake.
Do it for the pigs in this George Orwell Animal Farm.
Oink Oink.
pass the gravy
cause I ain't done
I hear the dumbwaiter
and here he comes
yum yum
get me some
porktopia muchelle
here it comes
cause I ain't done
I hear the dumbwaiter
and here he comes
yum yum
get me some
porktopia muchelle
here it comes
agtG
