With Joseph Farah finally all a Twitter that he has evidence in the birther cause which is soon to be revealed, I thought it might be nice to play a game of "How many lumps do you want Birdie from the teabaggers?"What is interesting is Joseph Farah can not have any legal access to passport, birth certificates or college papers. Sure someone might have accidentally dropped them off to him, but I doubt he has any of the paper proof.
So in speculation, what would it be that could be deemed proof that Obama has lost another round to birthers, but not the golden egg yet to cook his goose?
The answers can be varied and many in the evidence which I have suggested. Perhaps it might be someone found the old Pan Am or British Airways files that show some Dunham woman was in Kenya on August 4th, 1961.
Now that would be most interesting evidence would it not.
Then there is always the chance photo of some Dutch tourist bouncing along in a Land Rover, taking pictures of the locals and just happened to get a "wait a bit thorn" to their eye, and while in hospital took a picture of a Dunham female with a new baby Barack.......just to be Christian in helping the poor folks out.
Of course, would it not be a kick if Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins, Jim and Stan.......or Staaahnn as he was known with his tight little uniforms and a Peter Lupus body, running about the bush as Marlin wrestled with 45 foot boa constrictors in a mud hole, that they accidentally at the airport took film of the Dunham chic and baby Obama on their way home.
Remember also that Barack sr. was a communist. Wouldn't it be wild if Vladamir Putin's KGB had photos of their new little bundle of Marxism, Barack Obama, and Obama pissed off Vladamir enough that he mailed the film to Joseph Farah.
Who knows, maybe a Dunham woman was just not content to bring a baby Obama out of Africa and in her diaper bag she was carrying out 500 pounds of ivory without tariffs paid on it, and well.........there is a police record of that. Stranger things have happened dealing with crooks.
Perhaps maybe there is a love letter from Frank Marshall Davis.......well a perverted pen letter in which he begs little Stanley Ann to come home and from Washington as her hot Mum has been playing with her husband Barack sr., and Frank dishes the goods on the Dunham woman going to Kenya to drop a load.
Then there might be the secret Lolo Soetoro safety deposit box of personal papers at Shell Oil or whatever he worked for in which he has the papers where he adopted Barack with a 1000 world essay in Arabic by Birdie ranting on about "death to America".
Or how about this one, the missing Stanley Ann Dunham Obama Soetoro smoking tape just like on Mission Impossible, where Joseph Farah gets a call and is told to show up at Ft. Marcy Park and ask the first vendor he sees;
"Wow it smells like something died around here."
To which the vendor says, "Yes it does Mr. Phelps, let me go check the grass, but maybe you can watch this video of Stanley Ann Dunham warning the world not to vote for her son or brother Barack jr. as he is a foreigner, whereby she shows the live birth film by National Geographic with bare breasted African women, and a placenta covered Barack in Kenya.
The video ends with Stanley Ann pleading to adopt a black Korean boy to replace the son or brother she abandoned."
Lastly, maybe it is Barack Obama hisself, caught smoking a joint in Occidental College. It is video from that era in which he is bragging about hating whitey and how he as a foreigner is sticking to the establishment in going to college just like his dad and step daddy did on foreign aid".
See there is a host of information floating around about Barack Obama out there to prove what the birthers have charged, but numbers of people just do not know what they are sitting on.
You have to know that thousands of white Kenyan's fled that nation and maybe one of them has something that their children in digging through files shows up as evidence of Obama.
Then of course, it just might be a loyal Canuck coming through from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in finding a travel or birth file on Barack in Canada to pay back Janet Napolitano for her idiocy in blaming Canadians for 911.
Not all of this is happening by chance Mr. Obama. Sometimes a public mindset must be created and developed for when the time the first evidence is released, that a frustrated American public is then willing to hear that you, Mr. Obama, are a fraud, when before they were only ready for adulation and congratulating themselves.
I told you Barack to come clean and go to work for John McCain. As this builds, exile is going to look like an inviting situation as you flee the world hoping to not spend the rest of your existence in prison.........at Gitmo.
Well this has been fun.
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