Friday, September 18, 2009

A Farmers Market without the Farmers


Muchelle Obama attended her local Farmers Market or what the patricians would term a "Farmers Market" which left a carbon footprint as large as an Al Gore mansion.

Without farmers, this what Muchelle Obama takes shopping:

The Secret Service and DC Police with 36 heavy fuel guzzling vehicles.

This would entail approximately 72 security personnel, along with several bomb sniffing dogs.

Shutting down H Street, Vermont Avenue and two lanes of I Street.

Baracades set up in front of the Veterans Building. (Too bad you Napolitano terrorist Veterans if you needed help that day, Muchelle was buying leafy greens aka Tuscane Kale.)

1 Muchelle Armoured Limousine which gets about 1 mile to the gallon. (S0 for Muchelle's cabbage leaf hopper trip, your Honda could have driven at 36 miles per gallon around a thousand miles with gas for the trip home.)

1 Aide to pay the shopkeeper while Muchelle strode back to the limo.

Muchelle's "farmer's market prices", baby arugla, 20 dollars a pound, 19 dollar bison steak, 12 dollar dandelion greens, 29 dollar a pound cheese, 8 dollar a loaf walnut bread, 9 dollar crab cakes, 3 dollars per pint of potatoes and Muchelle spending 5 dollars for a dozen eggs.

1 Mayor named Adrian Fenty with speech.

3 satellite trucks.

1 interpreter for the deaf.

1 soundstage.

1 mob of unemployed Obamaniacs getting thousands of dollars in welfare and renting their children out to relatives for IRS deductions as it was Thursday afternoon when most people were working

With prices like that, Muchelle Obama's ass has grown to match her elitists tastes.

What the hell is she going to do when she runs out of cocoa? Fly to South America to buy the beans and then fly to Switzerland to get a Swiss Miss to mix it and then fly to England to get a Ayrshire to get the milk from?


These patrician Obamas NEED to be put on an allowance and restrict their travel time just like the eight and ten year old children they are.

Goodness they are crass.


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