The problem with Americans is they were lied to by Bearick Obama in America didn't need things changed, America needed things fixed. See there was nothing wrong with America which a little tender loving care could not have fixed.........a little oxygen and the people could have breathed better, but instead Obama went around strangling everyone.See a woman would have known this like Sarah Palin. She would have went into the sick room and seen all of America panting for breath and simply went over the window, opened it to let in some fresh air and sunshine, patted the sick ones on the head and they would have felt better in two shakes of a stick.
That is the problem with America in they hired a British nanny pretending to be Mrs. Obamafire and all they got was burnt in a Robin Williams lie. America needs the real Mama in rugged sports, Chevies made by American owned companies, apple pies and ..........yeah a woman to fix thangs.
Women are always great at fixin' thangs and making everyone feel better.
Life is boring without a woman in your life. Get a woman in your life and all of a sudden clothes take on a new meaning, crossing the legs becomes more important than anything and food even tastes better.
America has a woman show up baking some bread, smoking some wild game meat and a cold frosty beer and American men will think they just won the lottery and landed on the moon twice. That is what women do in making America not some fricking "homeland", but women make America a home for the betterment of everyone.
I once knew an old hillrat by the name of Freddie who has now gone to his 90 year old reward. He was a mechanical genius in he fixed up old flywheel gas engines.
Don't know what a flywheel gas engine is?
Well pardner, a flywheel gas engine is an engine like in your car, but has this big flywheel on it that keeps the pistons turning forever on one little firing of the spark plug.........so they burn about a pint of gas a day running things like pump jacks to water critters in the Texas flats or making electricity in isolated locations for appliances.
Oh wow, you mean that America could build these flywheel things on a city size scale and generate all the electricity they ever wanted for a few dollars, no pollution and the thing is just this big heavy weight turning on momentum, as the engine only fires a few times a minute, instead of hundreds........oh yes, that is called fixin' thangs and a woman would know who to do that like drill baby drill.
Same way with garbage. No woman would ever make a landfill as that is just plain stupid. Women all over the world know what to do with trash and that is to burn the stuff.
Now a woman wouldn't just burn the stuff, she would hook it up to this furnace, and pump in air to make it super hot so the orange flame would turn into a blue white flame that would vaporize all kinds of things so pollution wouldn't happen.
A woman would do this and then just like a coal fired power plant without the soot, fire up an electric generator and cities could produce a major part of their energy for just burning trash they create by the tons every day.
A cool bi product would be that lovely metals refined out of trash which could be sold to China.......instead of Muchelle Obama putting that lead on her lawn and feeding it to Birdie.
See that is the way women fix things. A woman wouldn't send the IRS to hound people who are hiding their money. A woman would say, "Hey you folks, put that money into banks on amnesty. You can spend it, give it to your children or just leave it collect interest here for investments, because the underground economy is larger than the real economy..........and all that new money floating about would generate trillions of dollars in new taxes to balance the budget.....
A woman of course would trim the budget as a woman would know how to do things unlike someone with manboobs and child bearing hips.
Women are great at this like the lovely Bar Paly, a nice Jewish girl who is just like a red car, pretty trees and dark dresses, nice to look at and make one feel better.
Take Bar here for example all dressed interestingly. No Ahmadinejad is going to want to blow up Bar. Nope, all those Muslim men seeing Bar will want to get to know her as they are all horny in trying to cover up their women.
Muslim women seeing all the attention Bar receives will start dressing like Bar instead of in that stinky wool.
Once that happens all those Muslim men will be getting their bells rung and all that sexual lust they are burdening Muslim women with will be released. No Muslim will have time to be blowing things up or causing trouble as the women will have the men wore out and the women being satisfied will all be smiling at that power they have over men in the 3rd world.
The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. America needs that nurturing hand in the form of a real woman who knows what it is to be a Lady in all forms.
All of these fixes will not cost an American one penny and that is the way a woman would fix things, without cost, without bloodshed and without wasting time in herding people as a woman knows people are always going their own way, and all they are going to do is stop long enough to let a woman pass by, because a woman is interesting.
A woman has it in her to save America. That is how to solve American problems is not to change things, but just have a woman fixin' thangs.
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