Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Lights, camera...........Oooooobama!

I have come again on this blog to defend Barack Hussein Obama on these hallowed pages as the world attacks him and to set the record straight about Bearick's employment past.

So many have attacked Birdie in stating he has never had a real job in his life, never managed anything more difficult that a hair brush or to say that his communist organizer job in Chicago was nothing but a floofy poofer job.

In exclusives found only here, I have actually found Bearick Obama's first employment in which he was paid.
It was in his Soetoro days as Barry in Hawaii and he was working in the employment of his Grandfather, Stanley (the amorous man wrestler on beds) Dunham and child pedophile David Letterman cocktail crowd artist, Frank Marshall Davis.

These two while drinking copious amounts of whiskey and inebriating the teenage Barry as payment would solicit young Obama to write dirty lyrics to songs or prose being used to amuse themselves.
I would imagine they went something like this.........

there once was a barry from Nantucket
who drank whiskey with gramps by the bucket
frank davis joined in
in all of the pedophile man wrastlin' sin
and taught barry's shirt tail where to tuck in and to untuck it.

All harmless fun among mansexuals unless they are being listened to by the Department of Education or Social Services or Justice Department.......well maybe not so harmless.

But this was Bearick Obama's first paid employment and while none of his work has ever survived apparently as his two mentors took the lyrics to the grave with them, we just know that Obama excelled at them as he is such an excellor at everything he does.

This blog also found Obama's second job. It apparently was non paying, unless sexual intercourse occurred as the photographer did think the rather fat faced college youth Obama was cute in why she was hooking up with him for a whole roll of Kodak Kodachrome film was used.
(Odd the Lisa Jakes who took the pictures didn't recall taking that much film. Perhaps it was the reefer of Maui Wowie that Obama was stoking on illegally clouded her memory.)

In any case, the above photo is proof that Barack Obama held a second job in his life as that of hat rack.
As one can note he is very talented at being a hat rack, almost as talented as taking a toke of the magic smoke, as he just has that air about him of being born to smoke dope and stand slumped in a corner where people put their hats on him so he could be of service.

All of this Obama expose' is on the heals of Andrew Breitbart and his pimp and ho bringing down ACORN for the criminality of that group associated and promoted by Bearick Obama.
I also see that World Net Daily has joined in with the lovely Kathleen Willey who Bill Clinton mistook for a sperm bank in his Oval Office in assaulting her, in Ms. Willey going undercover for the Cash for Clunkers program which highlighted idiot minority people collecting checks doing nothing, except puking on the floor and milking the system.

We now know why the car dealers were not being paid, it was because the Obama workers, trained by Obama staffers were rejecting the claims, because they were too inept to know that one has to click "turn to page 2" for further information supplied by the car dealers.

While the pimp and ho were a very good Brietbart operation, WND's failed as they didn't provide Ms. Willey a cell phone with video so she could have taken wonderful movies of all the Obama workers and puke bathrooms as she accidentally left the camera on numerous times.

Accidents cause pregnancies and I guess one can accidentally leave one's video camera on too.

With the advent of blogs being defined as journalism, and all the networks constantly using 60 Minutes hidden cameras, it seems that there is a great deal of fame and fortune to be made by caring Americans just going in and wandering about the Obama camp.
One would think an "I HATE GEORGE BUSH" t shirt would be a nice ice breaker if one was not pretty enough to be a fake prostitute or well dressed enough to be a fake pimp.

The imagination would run wild in the Candid Camera things one could say, request for help or to simply flatter a said Democrat's office staff with, "I don't know how Al Franken can stand working for those stupid people of Minnesota", and see just how much agreement one could find in the Letterman camps.

Of course keeping it all legal, and not like the dirty sexual lyrics employment by a pedophile or smoking dope as Obama was employed in, would be a most interesting situation to see what liberals would react to in one's alfalfa supply or one's powdered sugar supply being produced and wondering if they knew of a quality dealer who could be contacted.

One ponders what a few hundreds placed on top of cut newspaper and flashed at a fund raiser would elicit if mentioned the paper once came from overseas (a nice foreign newspaper cut up probably would not make it a lie.), but that no one would have to know that.

So much fantasy and so much wondering of what if's, in asking about Obama's birth certificate and other things in the people dealing with so many things.

Oh well, at least it is now know the beloved Prime Minister, Bearcik Huxxein Birdie 486 Obama was gainfully employed in life in exchange for whiskey and photos as a child.

Amazing how Obama has no friends, no photos, but he rose so far from his humble artist background.


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