I was playing with Bearick Obama's pants today as I'm fascinated by what he has in them. There are all sorts of pixel enhancers and deformations which one can put a photo through to enhance or blur them.
As I was sorting things out, I thought it might be amusing to use one called "punch" as if Jesse Jackson can speak of spanking Bearick's Derrick and counterweights, it always strikes one America's Funniest Home Videos to have some taters whacked, so I punched Bearick in the family gonads in photo program and was puzzled by what arose.
Bearick Obama does not have erector set in his panties, but he has a definite protector set in his pants as he definition when enhanced is..........well the oddest contraption I have ever seen.
I know of now protective devices or body armour which.........well, are designed to protect the penis and not the testicles, but yet Obama has this odd thing in his pants which shows up only at the White House.
The whole purpose of body armour or sports cups is to protect the one thing which will drop any male to his knees, and yet Obama has what appears a two inch by four inch thing held in place over his penis.
This is all odd as when he was wearing Mom jeans in tossing out his pitch at the All Star Game in Chicago, he didn't have anything on there. I would note that most Presidents wear body armour at such events, but Obama had nothing on as he girly pitched without the bulk of what President Bush was assailed over by liberals being asses when he was wearing a bullet proof vest.
That is what doesn't make sense in this, as maybe if this was like a splint on his penis that had been broken in male on male flossing, it should remain constant, but it does not.
For those who think I'm being satirical in a penis can not break, oh how dangerous a world we live in that you do not know.
Ranchers are often plagued by their prize bulls breaking their erections. This is quite a costly thing as they can not fix the thing, but it swells up and a bull worth thousands of dollars must be slaughtered.
It always happens during breeding season which compounds the problem as that is an optimum 60 day period and new bull must be then found, purchased and hopefully will not break his penis when mounting cows.
Is a wild business as cows are bunting the bull and attempting to ride him as they are in heat, the bull is full of hormones and well push comes to shove and he misses the mark, and snap goes the cartilage.
A great novelty in certain locations are buffalo and bull penis whips which are quite long and rigid when dried after the male is slaughtered. Be a good thing to take along to David Letterman cocktail parties when Al Franken got smart telling rape jokes........just pop him with a bull cock whip and that would be sure to settle him down.
I'm sure Al could find them in outstate Minnesota, but should be warned not to make soup out of them.
What was I speaking about...........
Oh yes the profane Obama in this thing in his pants that when you punch it, it becomes more defined as looking like an army qupnset in miniature.
Maybe it is some male enhancement device that I have read medically one........pumps suction into a tube and the vacuum then enhances said organ by increasing the fluidity, so Bearick has as big of a package as Muchelle has.
Odd about that in her male enhancement is located in the same place her husband's is.
Unless in Obama's 4 doctors he has on 24 hour call, they put in a bad male erection device for those males who are erectile dysfunctional, and Obama's just salutes on it's own as maybe his compression which pumps air into it isn't under his skin, but a radio controlled one and when his blackberry goes off with a Twitter message, it pumps in about 20 psi and up she goes.
Or it could be that when the red emergency phone goes off in the White House from Moscow that the electric pump goes off on it's own or maybe it is Obama going off on his own as he does like President Medvedev in love letters.
Then again, we have seen numerous photos of Obama with his hands in his pants, maybe he just like playing with his manual pump so much he forgets it pumps things up..........or you know when you are in the Oval Office and all that manly power is present, maybe Obama with those mansexual males and females just has to pump it up like a stag grows antlers and by his show in his pants he keeps Valerie Jarrett and Hillary Clinton from trying to mount his Oval Office chair in staging a coup.
Be bad to see Ms. Jarrett and Ms. Clinton running behind a fleeing Obama, jabbing him in the rear with their pumped up things running him out of the White House wood.
But then Obama being the affection person he is, might like being jabbed in the butt with things.
So I suppose that artificial device he has in his pants just keeps Hillary on the swing with him instead of playing on the teeter tooter.
It is just curious this mark of the beast which Obama has. The anti chirst of course will have one on the forehead and palms of his subjects, but Obama has even out profaned the profane in his mark of his beast is in his pants. As stated, in medical forensic examination, I do not conclude his is in for repairs, and in security assessment, I do not conclude his is wearing body armour.
It does though appear, disappear and reappear, a mystery that Brian Williams and the White House Press corp would not even have to ask Robert Gibbs about as rolling about in bed with Obama they would already know what that tap tap tap in Jake Tapper's cool jean Gaps really is.
I know it is not a birth control device as I read somewhere in this blog wondering that Charlie Gibson left ABC news from being pregnant after man showering with Obama.
Will wonders ever cease in the age of profane miracles of the mahdi, Bearick the Derrick, Triple X, the profane one, with the charming monkey in his pants.................oh hey, maybe hanuman the demon of India who Obama wishes on in mansexual rubbings has built a condo in Obama's pants and that is what this thing is.
A hanuman quonset hut...........about the right size....a little monkey love shack.........sure I bet that is what that thing is.
I do though know that it is giving Obama grey hair........but I do not know if it is making him blind or deaf yet.........
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