As Aaron Klein is noting that Muchelle Obama in a Missouri Obama luv fest, that Stanley Ann Dunham was single when Barry was born, I started pondering just what the Obama Dunham wedding was like as it sure wasn't Luo, Muslim or Christian in nature.........it seems to not even be recorded as American in nature, even if Stanley Ann sued her abusive Bearick sr. in court papers to get a divorce.
When Sr. got married to his first wife, he gave a herd of cattle for her. Stanley and Madelyn Dunham really didn't do very well as they got nothing but a tan kid to raise ten years later.
So the Obama Dunham marriage was not legal Luo tribe as no cows were given, no fleet of cars showed up, no piles of wedding photos were taken and last I heard consummating the marriage before one is married doesn't really count as the one time you nailed the white girl from Kansas.
As Sr. was Mooselum according to Barry Obama's use of the word Muslim, there doesn't even seem to be a Muslim who officiated at the Obama Dunham wedding. There was no al nikah or ceremony, no sermon, no prayer, no koran and no verse citing that you marry a woman like you buy a cow.
There was not even a walima or celebration banquet.
As most people in America are remotely Christian or completely pagan in ceremonies, there was no rice apparently, no Church absolutely and the mysterious justice of the peace seems to be mysteriously not appearing.
So to help things out, this blog has created a fictional Dunham Obama wedding ceremony.
Dearly fornicated, we are gathered here to join this adulterer and this child of rapine to form, something not noted or recorded in Hawaiian law. Hell, I pick pineapples and grow weed for Frank Marshall Davis, so being high, I think I'm either superman or magistrate of mantras. Where was I.........ok these two sexual perverts with one in the hopper there in the prego teenager Stanley, are about to become black dude and wife. As no one is here to object, and I don't object as I got paid twenty bucks for this gig, I now pronounce you members of the Dobie Gillis fan club and married, unless the cops show up then I ain't officiating at no polygamy event impersonating no justice of the peace. With that you're Sidney Portier and wife, you may kiss the bride as I take a drag off this fine hootch.
Knowing how much Stanley Armour liked booze, there seems to be a real rip off in this as Bearick Sr. didn't even buy a bottle of Southern Comfort and bring over a bag of beef steaks to tie the marriage knot in Luo, Muslim, Christian or secular venues.
Oddly Junior Obama seems to be the product of a one time sperm donation, no cows or beef steaks offered up and no tribal rights from Africa nor even a history of the photo of the day.
All the Kodaks must have been broke that day in Hawaii.
But then this was not the first bride for Sr., so maybe Stanley Ann got picked up on the cheap. After all Kenya has all kinds of goofy marriage rights. The President of Kenya has a Stanley Ann lurking about how never appears in public with he and the First Lady. She just kind of is a baby maker and fits in the spot so the guy doesn't need to buy another dog. He can just pat the second wife on the head and tell her to fetch the slippers.
Kenya also has ghost wives which is really interesting. It seems dead guys can marry women in Kenya the way dead guys vote for Obama in elections.
The deal is a dead guy has a parent who wants descendants. So the parent marries some gal off to the dead guy, and then the woman gets to go fornicate with as many males as she likes producing offspring, who inherit the dead guys fortune.
I know that sounds like a Charlie Sheen dream society in one could imagine boinking Sheen's ex wives, not worrying about them being prego as the dead husband is legally responsible for them.
Sort of like American welfare where Uncle Sam gets nailed for all those black and brown children, but in Kenya they have a dead guy pay for it all.
So you see, maybe Stanley Ann is a sort of hybrid ghost wife and Obama is sort of like an immaculate fornication, where marriages don't matter as they weren't legal anyway, except if you want to punish the beast who did the sperm donation, by grabbing his ghost baby Bearick and calling Sr. in court papers an abuser of women.
So maybe Frank Marshall Davis is Barry Obama's daddy, and it was just a kind of premature ejaculation in knowing Bearick sr. would die of a car wreck decades later. It all makes perfect sense as if you have ghost wives, ghost marriage ceremonies, then you can have ghost births in Canada, Kenya and Hawaii..........hell if you look close Birdie Obama was probably ghost spermed by the Prince of Wales and is supposed to sit on the Prince Charles throne or was laid in a Faberge egg to be Putin's heir in Russia.
There is though a Kenyan problem in this that their Luo traditions hold that a bastard born from another woman, that would be bastard Barack jr. and the another woman would be Stanley Ann. that the little bastard would then have a spirit (I presume demon as the definition is POSSESSED) which would suppress the intelligence of his stepbrothers once the mother is married.
Now that is really something to believe as all of Obama's stepbrothers are either dope heads living in shacks, running what looks like Nigerian latrine money scams online or child rapists now wandering about in Washington DC after fleeing England for the Obama inauguration. (All exclusives of this blog.)
So the Obama stepbrothers are all about as brain dysfunctional as Tim Johnson, which proves the Kenyan belief that Barack Hussein Obama is possessed by a demon who made his stepbrothers all stupid, so Obama could make Special Olympic jokes about them.
All of this now makes perfect sense, except I had no idea Sen. Tim Johnson was the son of Barack Obama sr. and stepbrother of Barack Obama jr., as Johnson was stupid before his brain blew up, and we have seen him attending Obama fly catching ceremonies where Obama was enjoying the thoughts of wounded American Soldiers in his Obama Cold Sore Wars where Johnson has his fabled grinning like a baboon expression on his face.
Wow just like brother Bearick.......they really are congenital NeoProg brothers.
Hmmmm Tim Johnson and Bearick Obama, stepbrothers. Guess Tim takes after the white side of the family and Bearick takes after the tan side of the family.
agtG
Muslim weddings
Luo weddings
Kenyan weddings
Obama weddings (no link here, because no one knows what happened, except Barack has now spent almost 2 million dollars hiding his birth certificate.)
Aaron Klein speaking of weddings
