Monday, October 5, 2009

Making Obama's Afnamistan into Afghanistan

Strange is it not, that John McCain could not keep that cut under his nose from draining puss filled diatribes against President Bush concerning war efforts all in the name of "the troops", but now that Bearick Obama is in power, that cut under McCain's lip has healed to be like that talking vulva called Meghan, to not question Obama the apoligizer at all, so the McCain appendages are the silent duo suffering from some sexual disease of Obamaholm Syndrome as apologists for Obama as American Soldiers are slaughtered.

As the lives of Americans seem too trivial of a subject for the patricians who are the usurpers of the right, this blog will step in once again for the American Soldier to offer up a solution, as the amazing thing is happening in Afnamistan, that Obama and Holbrooke arming Afghani "police" are finding the police are opening up on Americans and murdering them on patrol.

This is all so easy to fix that it is unforgivable, but then as Obama deliberately means to have Afnamistan be lost and to scar the American psyche like Vietnam, it is perfectly understandable how Patraeus and McChrystal are without leadership like President Bush and Don Rumsfeld afforded, just allow Americans to be slaughtered in the most heinous of ways.

So as the SSD for today, Shadow Secretary of Defense, Lame Cherry, hereby dictates, as I have no time to listen to inferior simpletons who have not offered up one fix in the Obama tenure of decimation of the US forces in Afghanistan, the following solution.

All Afghani police and soldiers are no longer issued M 16 rifles nor whatever piece of Italian garbage NATO sidearms the US military is coupling with.
I have no time at all for full automatic weapons in the hands of any Soldier. All they do is waste ammunition, burn out barrels and it is proven fact that the only fright full auto fire scares is green troops, while seasoned veterans simply locate the firing position more easily and fire in an RPG killing the ammunition wasting Soldier.
The M 16 and 223 round were designed to be light, and use the principle that a small 55 grain pill would wound an enemy and thereby require 2 other enemy operatives to be used to remove the wounded. Thereby in military doctrine a wounded soldier takes out 3 enemy soldiers.

The M 16 is a semi automatic to automatic firing weapon, depending on setting. It is fine for US Soldiers who normally do not frag their own unit members.

For the local militias though one must revert to the proven doctrine of giving the natives firearms which they can not harm anyone with. The Russian and Chinese in Vietnam never provided the fine AK 47, but instead issued the semi automatic semiseryednyia sarinova, or the 7.62 x 39, Sarinov rifle, which one can find in bushels in the United States.
It is a fine deer hunting round and it kills people well too based upon the 30 caliber which America lived by in World War II in the infamous M 1, which Patton termed the finest weapon ever devised.

I do not though advocate even semi automatic firearms for Afghani soldiers or police, but instead require as pictured for them a sing shot, New England Firearms, Handi Rifle, type in 223 caliber. These are nice little guns which are not going to spray the landscape filled with US Soldiers with copious amounts of lead.
It is a simple procedure in buying a million of these by the US government, and then in cheap rate offering them to US Citizens like toilet paper so every house can arm itself with an affordable, accurate and dependable firearm.
Granted I would prefer the rolling block actions for Americans as I like "pretty", but a break action like the NEF will be well enough for the masses.

Now the Quartermaster and Armory Sargent issues these weapons to Afghani militia when they are out on patrol. There will be a penalty of death if these weapons disappear or the 20 rounds of ammunition granted are not returned at the end of each patrol.

The key in this is the ammunition in which the Afghani forces on patrol with United States Soldiers are not offered up the normal full power load which seems to have the effect of going through body armour at close range.
No, we will instead load up several million rounds of low velocity 223 ammunition which goes through Taliban and al Qaeda wool clothing well, but is stopped by US body armour.

See how easy it is to keep Americans safe when God is providing the Thought process and one gives Him full credit.

So if some terrorist decides to spray US Soldiers, he can not spray so well with one shot and while a brain shot will do the damage as it would with these 22 long rifle type loads, ample time will be afforded US Soldiers to gut shoot the terrorists, have some Afghani loyalists bounce him back over rocks for several hours while questioning him, and if this terrorist survives, he can then be taken out, hung and shot, and left on a tree to rot. As this is the Age of Obama now and Obama can get away with all sorts of things like running torture out of the White House to liberals silent affirmation and joy.

The nice benefit in this is the manufacture of guns will stimulate the economy as well as making Americans more secure. It is highly comforting knowing that millions of women suffering from PMS will all have single shot weapons keeping the males of America in line.
Think of the stimulus that will be for Americans. Males will have to behave, not screw around on their spouses, not father bastards placed on other women, not sit in bars being drunks, not forget to do the fix up jobs around the homestead and not be writing love letters to ancient New York socialites who dumped them.
I see great vantage in this as blood camouflage Muchelle Obama can wear here blood sucking dress, pose with her 223 with fellow Amazons Queenie and Sloven for the cover of Guns and Ammo, to make the complete liberated woman free from bondage belts.

As a side note, I understand the reason for the chastity belt, but the bondage belt seems like a belt which would only keep big butted women captured, as most women would just slide the belt over their hips.
This is why one does not see the police bondage belting criminals, but cuffing them. One does not see slaves put in bondage belts, but in chains. So while Muchelle is not equipped to handle an
M 16 due to her revealing she is not bright enough to get out of a wet paper bag bondage belt, a nice single shot 223 would be well suited for her 3rd world mind of deduction.
Perhaps she could shoot her lead lace cabbage from her garden in hunting practice. Certainly with full metal jacket rounds, it would not add to the lead content.

I digress, because lectures on technical data tend to make attendees tired after they figure out you can fix things.

So that should be about it in stimulating the economy, fixing the terror problem with Obama militias and keeping Americans safe in Afnamistan.

Oh, one more thing Colombo.

Joan D'Arc made her Soldiers attend Church twice a day and it did wonders for them. I would require morning and evening worship services for Soldiers as Jesus is the Lord of the Battle and George W. Bush got into a bushel of trouble in not offering up a prayer day thanks in giving Jesus credit for the victories He bestowed in Afghanistan and Iraq.
allah is no match for Jesus, as allah is a local moon demon principality.

General LaHire even offered up a nice short Soldiers prayer he composed, and as Patton had his Chaplain pray for good weather to kill the enemy, the US Soldiers can pray this prayer too.

Our Fair God, do for La Hire as La Hire would do for You, if You were La Hire and La Hire were God. Amen.

If you like it in French, it sounds prettier.

Notre Dieu juste, font pour La Hire car La Hire ferait pour Vous, si Vous étiez La Hire et La Hire étaient Dieu. Amen.

All so much easier when people know their stations, use faith and submit to God's solutions.


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Note to Aaron Burr Biden: As you are the only legitimate illegitimate civilian command who actually noted Afghanistan can be accomplished with less troops, get this done for the families of the American Soldiers. Show you are not a complete traitor with usurper Obama.