I have a buck goat who is so caught up in being horny over himself that he just can not help it. He reminds me of Yukon Cornelius licking on his ice pick for silver or gold traces for his tongue always out.
He actually enjoys being pushed away as an aphrodisiac and keeps coming back for more. He can not behave, so misbehaves just to gain even more attention, and no matter how kindly I speak to him, I get goat sounds back, because he is in the rut of life and that is what goats do.
I can not help but laugh at him though, because there is just something about an animal who can not help himself in acting out.
The perfect human reminder in this is Levi Johnston who is being used as plastic child's toy axe to try and chop at the tower of Sarah Palin.
It was amusing to watch Entertainment Tonight build up to the launching of Sarah Palin's book with what Levi Johnston will say about what Sarah says about him.
Apparently Obama voters never concluded that Levi Johnston is the gnat on the moose's antler and the moose has the world to contend with and not gnats. Levi Johnston didn't even get mentioned which is fitting as this was a book about Presidential runs, not about oversexed gnats.
I honestly feel sorry for Levi Johnston as he is not even chechako or the excuse of being an Alaskan greenhorn. He is instead what he is so sore about in being white trash. He is in fact, a frostbyte. The Alaskan equivalent of being a redneck.
Think about it in how many people Sarah Palin has known, worked with, worked for and come into contact with in Alaska in her personal life and after a year of digging, the Obama press can only trot out the pathetic Levi Johnston to betray her, as no one else will.
Levi Johston is the worst sort of scoundrel in he comes into a family and then in treachery, he not only betrays them, but sets a legacy like OJ Simpson that his child is going to have to shoulder in being the ass who ruins himself while trying to be the big Hollywood star.
In kindness to the dumb animal that Levi Johnston is, I would honestly like to have him think and consider how much press he would be receiving if he wasn't Mary Hart's manwhore playing the roll of pedophile jokester David Letterman for Barack Obama and the NeoProgs.
Mr. Johnston as an experiment, why don't you come out and say, "Sarah Palin is a good person and I intend from this moment on to give my life to Jesus, get a real job to support the child I fathered and fully intend to back Sarah Palin when she runs in 2012 to unseat that usurper Barack Obama".
Try doing that Levi Johnston as a test to see if all these media friends of your career will be around one second afterwards. You will find out that like Patty Reagan being whored and dumped by Playboy to Cindy Sheehan being whored and dumped by Nancy Pelosi, that the moment you are no longer of any use as a tool to attack someone these NeoProgs hate, that you will be gone forever as they ramp up the next piece of human fodder to defecate on an American trying to save America.
Think about Mr. Johnston in the real world in how people judge you correctly in your claim to fame is you used a teenage girl, got her pregnant, betrayed her and her family, have been such a profane person you do not have custody of your child, and the only occupation you have is being a political penis involved in the rape of the Palin family.
That is not much of a legacy for an adult male from Alaska and it really makes you out to be a perpetual laughing stock to the entire world.
It is one thing for Levi Johnston to be like a David Letterman intern who is ignorant and caught up in the attention, but it is another thing when the facts are pointed out for Levi Johnston to continue on in being Obama's phallic weapon until a new one is buffed up.
Name one person who posed in Playgirl who is not still considered a joke, because there is nothing in Playgirl that advanced any one's career. It is the tart shop compared to the Paris runway.
Gov. Palin has shown class as she always does. It would be a wonderful day if someone could educate Levi Johnston on what he has been turned into. He should be embarrassed as any male would.
His real enemy is himself and his real adversaries are those he is in bed with. Dumb animals have no excuses as they can not help themselves. Time will tell what type of Darwin candidate Levi Johnston is.
May God educate Levi Johnston, in Jesus Name. Amen
agtG
