Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Learnin' to speak Obama

As the bigoted, American hating Obama liberals over at NPR are telling people they have to learn to speak teabaggin' in order to understand Americans who love the Constitution, love the Founding Fathers, believe in Jesus Christ for Salvation and salute the American Flag and all Patriots serving under Her, it is equally time for Americans to larn ta speek lieberickal obama, in order to communicate with leg tingling Chris Dodd.

That is the first thing in Bearick Huxxxein Ovama speech in everything about Obama is about perverted sex. Tea Baggin' is a liberal term for sodomites sucking on the scrotum of other liberals and not something refined people do in having tea.
Rounding the bases in Letterman cocktail crowd means Dave has not only raped a child, but impregnated her while her family thought the child was only working for Dave, as Dave jokes about.
Sometimes it is body language in Muchelle having an erection in her dress larger than fabled black males and Obama has the same odd rectangular triangular thing in his pants he is grinning over as he grins across the White House lawn.
Vacations too are not meant for vacations, but for Obama to flaunt his manboobs for Peggy Noonan and Noel Sheppard types to get their jungle fever groove on in fetish or homosexual proclivities.
Flossing is code for Reggie Love in bed with Obama. Interview is code for Charlie Gibson dressed as a gay male with shirt open to hint at shower scenes. Golf is a term for Tom Friedman somehow taking all day to play a round of golf. Rolling over is code for having Brian Williams in bed with you "asking questions" like where is Mrs. Obama????

Understand that liberals resort to gay terms to attack Americans, because gay sex is their Sadomasochism in how liberals get power arousal in humping the same gender species to prove they are tough.
Degraded sex is on their mind and that is why they utilize it.


Moving onto the the finer things, gardening is an Obama speak activity where you grow your vegetables in human poop, that due to being "environmentally friendly" is laced with so much lead that it is a hazard to eat it, but Muchelle gladly serves it up to visiting dignitaries.

In this gluttony is the key word to speak Obama, as in NeoProg liberalism there is no price to high, no first date too far, no vacation too expensive as America goes bankrupt due to Obama trillion dollar spending sprees, that another gross of cherry pies will not fill the Obama void for the next 3 minutes.

Special Olympics is another Obama speak term in it's phobia, as it is psychologically believed that Barry Soetoro in Indonesia was playing basketball when one or several mentally handicapped children started a game with him, whereby Barry lost to them, and has forever like Jimmy Carter trying to be president again over his failures, Barack is playing that same game over and over again trying to win it.

Barack is also Obama speak, as his real name is Bearick as in rhyming with Derrick. See Bearick Sr. and Stanley Ann all used the name Bearick, but upon meeting his homosexual college chums it appears that Barry needed a much more forceful name to build his doped hazed existence upon.........either that or Barack is the mind conditioning protocol word the Stanley Ann intervention used in hypnotic effect in every time Obama hears "BahROCK" he becomes more reassured and teleprompter solid.
So say your Baracks or Bearick with the dope bag will return.

Folks is Obama speak for "I hate you White American folks" in his grandparents and everything about about America which is successful.

Change is Obama speak for destroying America, putting all Americans on Napolitano terror watch lists and stealing all of America's wealth and shipping it out to European banks who created Obama for this rapine.

Stimulus is like change, except it specifically deals with bribes to Democratic Senators and kickbacks from Obama cronies into his re election campaign.

Obamacare is Obama speak for death panels in torturing Americans slowly to death by rationing not care to them, but death.

Amnesty is Obama code to enslave all Mexicans by making them citizens, tagging them with a Social Security number where they can track them into Mexico if they try to flee the Obama plantation before they are all worked to death by age 55.

Apprehend and capture is Obama speak for releasing terrorists so they can murder Americans.

Study is Obama code for this will be a good way to have Americans murdered while more terrorists infiltrate CIA compounds to Fort Hood to Flight 253 to conduct greater mass slaughter of Americans.

Snot is Obama code for snot, in having Janet Napolitano illegally impersonate a physician and tell people to wipe snot on their sleeves in order to spread plague germs around more rapidly to kill more Americans.

Bowing is Obama code for "thank you for the illegal hundreds of millions in campaign contributions".

Gordon Brown is Obama code to sucker the liberal Brits into releasing terrorists, attacking Iran with a psyops program which gets their people kidnapped or anything that makes Gordon Brown look like a fool so the Brits get blamed for Obama policy.

Defense is Obama speak for turning eastern Europe and Taiwan over to communist regimes enslaving once free people.

Open hand is Obama code for allowing terrorist nations like Islamocommunist Persia build dozens of nuclear bombs.

Come on now guys is Obama speak to the puppy press that if they do not back off, that Obama as he did with Brian Williams out all of their licking of the Obama sports cream to humiliate them.
See also blackmail.

Recovery is an Obama term for all his Rothschilds financiers have by Tim Geithner recovered every cent from America so she can never get out from Obama debt.

Foreign policy is Obama speak for going on a world vacation again costing millions of dollars.

Apologize is another sexual term in which Obama grins and becomes aroused at verbal abuse from the leather tongue lashing of Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez and Danny Ortega.

Bobama, another cultus term of Obama worshipping narcissim where Obama names his dog after hisself hoping that Americans will name all things after him.

Most intelligent man with an IQ off the scales, means Obama reads a teleprompter well.

Most beautiful first lady since Jackie Kennedy, means Muchelle has had her oats for the day and will be out in the corral exercising.

Tweeners, is Obama code for Queenie and Sloven, the Obama spoiled brats who think they need presents under every tree and rub it into sick children in the hospital would just like to be home seeing their own tree.
Additional note: Have you seen Queenie recently? That human poop food Muchelle is growin' must have had bovine hormones in it as that girl is going to be 7 feet of Amazon ugly when she stops growin' at age 16.

Historical is Obama speak for his remembering to put the toilet lid down after flushing.

Nobel Prize is actually Norwegian liberal speak in being amazed Obama showed up for work and didn't join the gardeners mowin' lawn as all Europeans believe blacks are born to.

A lasting peace, is Obama code for disgusting Jews giving up their homes so friendly communist terrorist donating to the Obama 2010 campaign can final solution Jews.

Crisis is Obama speak in terrify Americans to have Pelosi and Reid pass more American destroying and globalist elevating laws.

Climate change is Obama code for give trillions of dollars out of America to the cartels to finance their one world order and leave Americans with only change in their pockets.

Surge is Obama speak for making American Soldiers easier targets for Obama's good terrorist friends.

Mentor is being molested as a child by Frank Marshall Davis.

Uncle Frank is enjoying being molested by Frank Marshall Davis by Barry Soetoro.

John Edwards is how to destroy your political opponents.

Lawrence Sinclair is how to destroy your former gay sexual partners.

Donald Young is code for how to end a gay relationship when you are running for the White House.

Birth certificate is Obama speak for hiding he is British and disqualified for being in the White House.

Oath is what you do twice as Obama as you are phobic in knowing you don't Constitutionally qualify to be in the White House.

Elliot Spitzer is the big stick program to silence the people who know about your Obama financial schemes.

Rod Blagojevich
is Obama code for everything is Obama's and he will arrest all who dare question his mandates.

Patrick Fitzgerald is Obama speak for rewarding people who can not see that Obama commits crimes.

Peggy Noonan is Obama code for underwear so crusty they will cut you.

Noel Sheppard is Obama speak for all the cons in Conservatism covering the tan butt as another Glenn Beck BOHICA moment arrives to herd those Tea Dunkers away.

Get yourself a hot dog is Obama for buying dope from Frank Davis' hot dog cart.

Happy Holidays is Obama speak in "I'm the messiah, but why can't I do miracles???"

That should conclude our first lesson in how to speak Mr. and Mrs. Ed in liberal accent. Just remember that lie is the catch all word for all Obama speak as that is all he and liberals do.

Have yourself a most Obama day.

agtG