Thursday, January 14, 2010

Obama I am

I am Obama
Obama I am
Being Obama
I am tan.

I said I am Obama
Not Obama I am
But I will answer to
Obama I am

But Obama?
Who is so tan
Do you like
ghetto green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,
For Obama I am.
I do not like
ghetto green eggs and ham.


Would you like them
here or there?
Would you like them
anywhere?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
ghetto green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
For Obama I am.

Would you like them
with a bow?
Would you like them
with a kow tow?

I do not like them
with a bow.
I do not like them
with a kow tow.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like ghetto green eggs and ham.
I do not like them for Obama I am.

Would you eat them
on a first date?
Would you eat them
on a luau plate?

Not on a date.
Not on a luau plate.
Not with a bow.
Not with a kow tow.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat ghetto green eggs and ham.
I do not like them for Obama I am.

Would you? Could you?
In a Larry Sinclair limo car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a Larry Sinclair limo car.

You may like them.
On Air Force One.
You may like them
in a meal begun!

I would not, could not on Air Force One.
Not in a car! So come on guys let this be done!

I do not like them with a bow.
I do not like them with a kow tow.
I do not like them on a first date.
I do not like them on a luau plate.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like ghetto green eggs and ham.
I do not like them for Obama I am.

With Bobama
Your little dog
Could you, would you,
with a dog?

Not with a dog! Not on Air Force One!
Not in a limo car! Let this be done!

I would not, could not, with a bow.
I could not, would not, with a kow tow.
I will not eat them on a date.
I will not eat them on a luau plate.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat ghetto green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, for Obama I am.

Say!
On vacation?
Near the ocean!
Would you, could you, on vacation?

I would not, could not,
on vacation.

Would you, could you,
in basketball fun?

I would not, could not, in basketball fun.
Not as Obama I am. Not on Air Force One.
Not in a car. Not on vacation.
I do not like them, by the ocean.
Not with a bow. Not on a first date
Not with a kow tow. Not with a luau plate.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
ghetto green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
For Obama I am.

Could you, would you
with a plan?

I would not,
could not,
with a plan!

Would you, could you,
in Afghanistan?

I could not, would not, with a plan.
I will not, would not, in Afghanistan.
I will not eat them on a first date.
I will not eat them on a luau plate.
Not as Obama I am! Not on vacation!
Not in a car! Not by the ocean!
I do not like them in basketball fun.
I do not like them on Air Force One.
I will not eat them with a bow.
I do not like them with a kow tow.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE

I do not like
ghetto green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
for Obama I am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.

Oh, I am Obama!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Mmmmmm..........Say!!!!!
I do like ghetto green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, even being tan!
And I would eat them with a bow.
And I would eat them with a kow tow...

And I will eat them on a first date.
And being Obama I am. And eat them on a luau plate.
And with a dog. And in a car
They are so good, so good, they are!

So I will eat them on vacation.
And I will eat them by the ocean.
And I will eat them in basketball fun.
And I will eat them on Air Force One.
And I will eat them here with a plan.
Say! I will eat them, but not in Afghanistan!

I do so like
ghetto green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
I am so in love with Obama I am!


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