One of the American Patriots shared with me an email which listed $100,000 for proof the Birthers were wrong. This combined money was from various sources such as Joseph Farah at World Net Daily.Honestly, if Obama was interested in assisting charities, he would produce all his valid college loan, birth certificates and whatever passport he used to travel to Pakistan. In this, Age of Obama massive foreclosures, in housing prices falling, Barack Hussein Obama could buy up an entire city block in Detroit for $100,000 he could collect and put two dozen black families into homes free of charge in making them condos.
Surely two dozen black families in Detroit would be worth one birth certificate, passport and college loan applications being free from the worry of ever losing their homes again.
This though is the crux of it all, in Barack Obama is a multi millionaire and all of his protectors are trillionaires. So money just is not going to appeal to these folks. This got me thinking on this subject for a few Holy Ghost inspirational moments and I came up with a sure fire way to call out the Obama hound dog by offering him up the trail he would surely come bayin' to tree the prize he wants.
What drives Barack Obama? It is simple. He is a nicotine addict. He likes sodomite casual sex. He also adores cherry pie of either the George Washington tree kind or the Carla Brunei Sarkozy kind.
So in that, I think Joseph Farah should have his good looking daughter stand around at the White House gate in a short skirt and sit on a pick up size box of Salem cigarettes. It is important to use Salem as Obama is no cowboy in his Brokeback Mountin', but is one of those Kennedy type sailing gays, all shirt open and tastin' good like a cigarette should......well that is Winston, but in this age no one would know the difference in mixing theme songs.
Cutie Farah could blow smoke at Obama and I am certain that nicotine would have him huffing and puffing to get his fix on that load of cigarettes to see what he could trade.
Little Farah could simply say, "Barry, I will trade this pile of smooth, silky, smokey, tasty, tempting, intoxicating Salem cigs for your Passport".
Of course Barry Soetoro would produce his passport in a moment and Ms. Farah would trade the cigs and Joseph would have his story.
Into this, to protect Ms. Farah in a plan B to get all the Obama goods, we have Lawrence Sinclair stationed behind Ms. Farah, and calling out, "Oh Barack..........remember me stud muff?"
As Obama would be intoxicated on his nicotine, he would behold his former Lawrence Sinclair, to which Mr. Sinclair would say, "Rock baby, we done had our fling, and Brian Williams with Charlie Gibson are shower stained pasts, but baby how about some nice juicy butt sex with Barney Frank, the front line warrior of Obamacare, taking gay love slurs hurled at him, for the Obama warrior he is.........don't ask backdoor Barn there Bar, tell him to come over and Rock both your worlds".
Mr. Sinclair can then speed dial Barney Frank as everyone knows all gay people known each other, and offer shy Ba Rock the phone and say............."It is all your's Rock, just hand over your real birth certificate".
Of course, we now have Obama having turned out his passport to Ms. Farah and his birth certificate to Mr. Sinclair for smokes and Barney's butt.
(Note if Barney is playing corral closed, we can always enlist Neil Patrick Harris as the sex temptress whom Obama is sure to be enticed by as who doesn't think Nelly Pat isn't just juicy groove girlfriend.)
Not leaving anything to chance, behind Mr. Sinclair with a cherry pie is the lovely, intelligent and complete woman, Carla Sarkozy Brunei.
She will whisper, as all siren's somehow whisper and are heard, "Barry, I kept you at arm's length in Paris, but how about some dripping, juicy, warm, moist, sultry cherry pie..........all you can eat, a whole pie with Muchelle not knowing and no sharing..........all you have to do is just hand over your college foreign loan papers".
Of course, Bearick will produce this college papers toot sweet as no Obama can turn down cherry pie.
So, I see this as about 7 dollars for a cherry pie from a bakery, around 5000 dollars for a pile of cigarettes and Barney Frank and Neil Pat give sex away, so maybe 2 bucks for an Olympics condom and for $5009, we can settle this, as Obama would sell his soul for a whole lot less in just a teleprompter to adore hisself.
The way to appeal to Obama is not money as he has that. He needs the Henry Kissinger aphrodisiac in not power, but what powers the Obama in nicotine, cherry pie and juicy sodomite sex.
Once again this blog aids Mr. Obama in giving him what he really wants and America gets what it desires in the Truth.
agtG
So perfect, it's poison
you're no good for me girl
But I know, I know, ain't got to hum it baby
so perfect girl, it's poison
you're no good for me girl
But I know, I know, you're lost without me baby
You're my junk food baby....
She's laughin' at a joke but I'm too slow....
you're no good for me girl
But I know, I know, ain't got to hum it baby
so perfect girl, it's poison
you're no good for me girl
But I know, I know, you're lost without me baby
You're my junk food baby....
She's laughin' at a joke but I'm too slow....
Lexicon, some of the nicest rockers around.
