One thing in life is certain, they will never make porn about Tina Fey, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton or anything David Letterman has been to bed with.
This makes one wonder in Ginger and Mary Ann, Bill Maher liberal comparisons in just why is it that ordinary women on the right are hot, compared to the best botox, million dollar make up artists the left can slap on the paint with?
Let's start out with Michelle Obama vs. Laura Bush. I know this is a no brainer as why would anyone want Mrs. Ed when Texas t bone was on the menu.
Muchelle puts the U in ugly while Mrs. Bush is the epitome of Lady.
Then there is Nancy Pelosi vs. Linda Chavez. I try to put people into the same class and approximate age brackets to be fair, but Linda Chavez is so hot she is caliente and if Nancy Pelosi with all that botox fat injects were ever close to that hot she would become a grease fire.
How about Sharron Angle, that great western gal going to unseat that Harry Reid? Sharron wins easily against that Obamatron Val-erie Jarrett. The mere thought of cuddling up to Valdasherie makes one think of dying from electric circuit shock from this droid while Sharron just is the definition of cute.
Keeping on the same page we have Barbara Boxer versus Carly Fiorina who is pure hotness, and even more so when she was handicapped in this in being a cancer survivor. BB with her fortune in Hollywood make up in being the best the left has is not even close. Carly wins.
Moving on we have Rachel Maddow versus Michelle Malkin. Madcow Maddow, the dyke butchiest lesbo looks like the guy in science class who drank too much lead paint and his testicles shrunk up.Michelle Malkin could win this mummified, buried in a pyramid for 3000 years and covered with dust.
Then we come to Joy Behar versus Liz Hasselbeck. Joy's name should be Shrew and apparently after Rush Limbaugh was off the market that thing in the corner is what liberal females are dragging home stunned with a taser to say I DO.Behar with her udders on display is the perpetual cow, while Mrs. Hasselbeck is so gorgeous she is the reason the ratings for The View do not drop into Obama oblivion abyss.
If there is any doubt. Liz wins.
Lastly we come to Barney Frank versus Nikki Haley. I know I should have been more fair to Nikki in putting a real hottie up against her, but she would wipe out anything the left could drag out from under a rock, cleft or under the sink.
This fine South Carolina Lady is pure hot, and of course she wins against even the girliest of the liberal gals in backdoor Barn Frank.
So if you are on the left all you have is botox infested, lesbian, old bag shrews that are attracted t to the party of Obama.
That alone should tell you something is nuts in the left side of the brain.
If not, seeing is believing. The Right wins in the hottie and brainiac competition, and is why the Letterman cocktail crowd is so fixated on looks, as their crows have none and all the good looking chics going somewhere are on the right.
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