Should Snapper Foster play David Hasselhoff playing B. Hussein Obama in the movieNow we all know that Obama leaped from bed and said, did you feel that Reggie (Friday is Reggie's cuddle day with halo head), and then started taking credit that somehow Obama made the earth move due to his policy of change you can believe in.
Another policy Oprah can believe in, is her rating are tanking. No one is stating this, but this is all due to her putting undocumented Obama into the White House and his plundering of America.
Couch potatoe women, who eat chips and drink soda, have dreams and Oprah took that away from them.
See frumper women tune into Oprah and see a fat, ugly, stupid female making a gazillion dollars a year, not being able to get a man, and they have hope with their currently grease stained fingers that they will one day be rich, adored and even if they can't get a man, they will have solace in a Gail or Gayle depending which way the wind is swinging to comfort them when their poodle is not in the mood.
Oprah promised them Obama was their dream lover like Bill Clinton was the cheating husband who would fluff them up for a bit, before going off to the old ball and chain again. That is why Maureen Dowd and that clatch of liberals hated Hillary so much, because they all had wives they were blaming for not turning their dirty underwear Bill over to them, when Bill was making the choice.
Obama though has done nothing for these frumpers and Oprah is paying the price.
In this bad omen earthquake day though, Obama has finally taken credit for plugging that damn hole..........just before he takes off on vacation again to Bush's Maine.
Obama just can not get enough of George W. Bush. I fully expect to see him sniffing the sands where George Bush walked as this Obama fixation to get the scent of Bush is........well quite sexual.
But the oil well is capped, and we are now assured after BP was stopped from capping it, that the new Obama cap is capping it, and there are no more rivers of oil, plumes of oil or anything else being shown as Obama has worked another miracle before going in vacation...........remember last time he claimed victory before going on to Chicago vacation and it all blew up again.
For the record, have you ever noticed that Obama has these time tables like a monthly menstrual cycle in this group said AUGUST would be the date this well would be capped, and by amazing sets of sabotage here it is the end of July and Obama is coming forward taking credit again for saving the Gulf he destroyed.
Sort of amazing this dithering is it not eh? Sort of appears that this entire operation was like a NASA moon shot, and not a Muslim outreach program in it was calculated how much oil it would take to ruin the GOP Gulf and here by miracle the Obama cap shows up fixing things.
I'm still confused about this as Bill Clinton should be who wanted to nuke this well, as the pipe had a massive blow out below, had other rivers of oil flowing from fissures, but somehow BP in this cap has plugged Obama's damn hole, which is indeed a miracle of immaculate conception as Obama is now driving on a flat tire because the other 3/4ths of the tire is round.
How pray tell children does a cap on top of a well plug a blow out hole deep in the earth as Obama just declared?
Probably like Obama is declaring the Bush Mission Complete in Iraq is his victory, as his policy is making Iraq meltdown and in 2011 Obama will declare Afghanistan his victory even though he slaughtered thousands of Americans for nothing.
Earthquakes in diverse areas where earthquakes do not happen. No wonder Obama is fleeing to Bush's Maine, as Obama probably thinks satan is opening the door and is about to collect on that soul selling debt Obama engaged in to be president of some nation.
I wonder who will play the devil? Maybe it is Alec Baldwin as this is a liberal production.
PS: I prefer Wings Hauser.
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