As a service to B. Hussein Obama, this blog offers the top 10 things Obama can do with his Gulf Gusher Tar Ball good crisis to really clean up:
1. Tar balls are like mesquite, so Obama can go down and have cookout his next bbq on tar balls for that nice tar ball flavor in a new gourmet chic, called Rick Bayless tar ball bbq'd Obama savory flavor.
2. For all those who do not have their own Air Force One, or can suck off of Obama like Bayless, Obama can bottle the tar balls in his new Obama Sauce for meat and vegetarians called Bubba Obama Gump Sauce.
3. Muchelle Obama always appears in public looking like she ladles on the lard. Muchelle can launch a new Tar Ball Lotion in which women can ladle on the potion to look just like beautiful Muchelle looking just like beautiful Jackie Onassis Kennedy before she assumed mortuary temperature.
4. Obama can invent a new Olympic sport, "Tar Ballin'", in which they rub tar balls on terrorists, turn them loose, and whoever catches the terrorist gets to be a Mexican illegal owning America, sort of like catching the greased pig.
5. Beaches can put up "exclusive" signs and charge 1000 dollars per hour to lay on tar ball beaches. Liberals will all then flock to the beaches to roll around in the healthy tar balls as a natural Muchelle skin conditioner.
The tar balls will walk off the beach and end up in Hollywood and Broadway, cleaning up the beaches for profit.
6. Call them Letterman interns and they will disappear like magic.
7. Obama can sign an exec order and call the GOP States as the Gulf Coast Ecological Tar Pits as the new eco zones to protect in being so rare in they will disappear as nature self cleans itself and Obama will be an Al Gore hero.
8. Obama can give the tar balls amnesty and give them the right to vote for him in 2012.
9. Obama can call them Tar Ball Patch Kids, and sell them for Obamass as the next fad.
10. Obama can actually rub the tar balls on his skin and he will actually look black even if he does not act Bill Maher black.
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