I have a serious question.In all of the 43 real Presidents of these United States, can you name one photo or time that you ever saw any of them in portrait or photograph licking on an ice cream cone?
Seriously, do you ever see photos of adults or children licking ice cream cones?
Yet there has been this steady photographic parade as Obama has invaded the scene of this guy either perpetually having his sleeves rolled up or him licking away on ice cream like he needs to get his fill before the world ends.
Obama never has dish of ice cream. Obama never has an Eskimo Pie. Obama never has a push up. Obama never has a Dairy Queen swirl with chocolate and white which is one of my favorite ice product experiences in a large cone.
No Obama always has that blinding white ice cream in a gob as big as his head and he is glued to it like a piglet sucking on a nipple.
As noted in the above photo, Obama suffers from clean freak syndrome in he has that little paper napkin protecting the cone. It was reported long ago that George W. Bush told Obama about that hand cleaner, but somehow this Obama in his grubby hands, never doing any work, still is phobic about touching an ice cream cone, as he slobbers all over it.
Whenever I see him as of late nursing on a cone, I am reminded of Warren Oates in the Wild Bunch salivating lewdly about a Mexican tart sitting on a fat General's lap with Oates saying, "Just look at her lickin' in that heneral's ear", much to the kick in the testicles chagrin of the Mexican fiance enduring this cuckolding.
So what is it about Obama in this? Is he making up for Stanley Ann Dunham abandoning him twice in getting a little ice cream mammary to soothe the savage Obama?
Is it the new lumber jack boots, jeans and flannel shirt of the sodomite group, in Obama no longer has Charlie Gibson to expose their bare chests to in interviews, that Obama now has to lick ice cream cones in public to tell the boys he is available, even if he has the hots for his daughter Queenie in dating her in Maine?
Everywhere Obama goes he is photographed with a white ice cream cone. He never does black, never does fudge, never does Neapolitan which would fit his background, and being someone who loves ice cream, I could list everything from orange sherbet to Neapolitan to that candy cane ice cream which is vanilla with mint bits in it, but Obama just does that white thing non stop. About the only thing I do not like are fruit and nuts in my ice cream like Maple Nut or a Cherry Nut, but I still have been known to eat boxes of the stuff too.
Ice Cream is thee most Republican form of ice cream in it represents all, and the combinations and flavors are infinite, and there sits Obama lickin' away at that cone lewdly.
There is never any hot fudge, never a banana split with whipped cream, never even a peanut brown sugar crunchies on top, just that vanilla white he can not get enough of, and by the way he bows to it, I almost believe he is wishing like Prince Charles in Camilla wanting to be her tampon, as Obama really gets into that ice cream and appears to want to crawl into the cone to be the cream.
Yupper, that sounds a great deal like a Lawrence Sinclair white icing interlude, brought to you by the limo and hotel services of Chicago.
So what is it all about with this cone licker Obama? He is a glutton in all he does with food in oral fixations from ordering three pies to getting hell burgers with the Russian spies. Why the white ice cream, and why is he always photographed with it going at that cone like a dog in heat?
Those photos just do not happen, so what is happening in Obama seeking out white ice cream, and then posing with it to be photographed?
Is Obama the girl eating Popsicles in front of the drooling boys, but in this case it is Obama lewdly licking the icing off the top of the snow cone machine?
To quote Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men..........
Is Obama getting the dollar cone lick off his twenty five cent scoop?
Is Obama tongue signing for gay communit?
Is Obama only buying the ice cream to get at the cone?
Is Obama licking higher and thinking lower?
Is Obama taking the ice cream ferry to tongue tunnel track?
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