We are gathered here today, to pay our final respects to Jimmy Carter.........Jimmy Carter has been doing a great deal of propaganda work in this Age of Obama trying to reconstruct his utopia for his apparent coming exit, but what is interesting is Carter actually noted..........well let us let him praise Ronald Reagan.
"America is no better off now than it was in the late 1970s and early 1980s."
As Jimmy closed out the 1970's and nearly finished off America, Afghanistan, the free world......and Ronald Reagan resurrected America in the early 1980's, we no have a most interesting scenario developing in the mind of Jimmy Carter.
Basically, Carter finally has a worst Oval Office occupant than himself, and now Jimmy Carter is linking his failures to the immense success of the legendary Ronald Reagan in order to make Carter a success on every front of diplomacy and national policy.
This is really bizarre as Carter hated Ronald Reagan and was Reagan's nemesis.
As I was pondering this for the seconds it took to think about Jimmy Carter, I started rolling over in my mind a most delicious thought. Jimmy Carter has put ghetto green vomit on every President America has had since he was voted out of office. He pukes himself into every situation, takes up the position of America's enemies, and goes out of his way to attack to the last upchuck to offend all those Oval Office guys.
Bill Clinton absolutely detests Carter. George H. W. Bush appears to hold Carter with contempt. George W. Bush in public has heaped scorn on Carter. Even Obama now is coming under Carter's "Obama" phraseology in taking swipes at Barry.
Imagine in the ancient Carter now reviewing his hundreds of pages of instructions for his funeral which honestly is so detailed it counts the crumbs in the tea cakes, has to now look around at his funeral arrangements.
Richard Nixon lined up all the former and current Presidents. Ronald Reagan was exalted, but who is Jimmy Carter going to get to show up and tell the world all the lies Carter wants said about himself?
Sadat is dead because of Carter. Begin checked out long ago. Brezhnev is a corpse in being Carter's best friend...........the only thing left is Fidel Castro Marxist.
So what is Carter left with but Bill Clinton making some backhanded snotty comments about Carter, HW saying Carter was mediocrity, W not saying a word if you can't say anything good about someone, and B. Hussein Obama doing his best to make sure the nail pounder of Georgia's brother was in bed with Libya far worse than Obama was in letting go the Lockerbie bomber for worst traitor in history.
What does Carter have show up, some Oprah watcher saying how good her Habitat home was in lasting 10 years before it fell apart? Is some lofty assistant to the assistant to the assistant Secretary of Something going to laud Carter with failing to completely destroy America so Obama could? Is some Muslim oil sheik going to show up and say "Carter bribed well"?
Is Carter left with an Obama teleprompter where everyone just reads things on a screen as some kind of Saturday Night Live pictures show up with Monty Python talking lips on the characters from dead Sadat, dead whoever and dead whatever, that none of the Obama stoned voters will know who they are.
How can it be any funeral when Democrats are thinking "good riddance", Republicans are thinking "what a loser" and Independents are thinking "what a loser good riddance".
I actually feel sorry for Jimmy Carter as he was so inept even at being inept. He simply was a driven man for his own reasons decided to be a bad loser in making every succeeding occupant in the White House as horrid as he was..........well until Ronald Reagan became an American icon for the generations now joining Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.
Then Jimmy Carter by well there he goes again joined so many frauds in trying to convince the American public he was just like Ronald Reagan.
Well, let's close this future eulogy out with it's appropriate ending.........
Read my lips, I never had sex with that woman, as it’s a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life, in this Navy corpse man.
Strange how if Jimmy Carter was a Christian like Ronald Reagan, there would be none of these problems and others would be blowing his horn as they still do for Ronald Reagan.
Pity.
Pharaoh shall see them, and shall be comforted over all his multitude......and he shall be laid in the midst of the uncircumcised with them that are slain.....
agtG
