I'm deciding as I dictate this to my noted staff if I should save Kate Middleton from a fate worse than being married to Prince Charles in rescuing her as her Poetic Knight of the Garter, a archetype of George S. Patton.I would hope that she would arrive at her senses and run, run and keep running from these Hanoverian Mountbatten types in control of the Throne of Christ in the Land of the Angles.
Yes I realize that producing an heir of the Jesus family bloodlines in Israelite King David lines is attractive like marrying a trillionaire banking account, but no woman should have to go through the degradation Kate Middleton is putting up with.
To explain this, Diana Spencer, that psychotic woman made worse by that drub of a Charles was in her genes the old Henry lines of the Tutors, who are what I deem the true bloodlines and it is why Charles dumped his sperm into her.
Yes these royals are now all inbreds of sorts in having that same Israelite royal lines, with infusions of Christ's siblings, but there is Davidic Royale and royal.
My dear Kate is Anglo Saxon. We know this due to her last name is Middleton, which is old English as Wedgwood, Hawkesworth, Clarke etc... and while she is fringe, she is of the Josephite mainlines, even if she is named after a village and not the village named after her.
For this reason, Kate is special and deserves sperm donations from a legitimate of the line, who is not going to be lining his wedding ceremony nuptials with "charity workers from his twenty some charities" as Prince Bill is apparently doing.
Granted not inviting those horrid Obamas in Bearick and Muchelle is a plus, but who in the living hell is going to fill pews in the Abbey with those scared of global warming idiots who as children grew up not wanting to be Francis Drake, but a charity worker to save the hedgehogs from being run through Prince Charles combine?
I mean Kate Middleton needs a French kiss to make her knees shake to awaken her to the reality that a real Prince Charming is not going to degrade her with pissy doo gooders slobbering over her at the wedding and thinking, "I hope that wedding dress was made of used toilet paper as some tree might have died..........and I have decreased me breathing to 10 breaths a minute to help global warming at this gathering."
That is what Kate needs to wake up to, as any man who is inviting in the commoners to show of his skirt to is going to be dressing her up like a whore to show the boys at the pub what they can go home an knacker off to.
No English Lady should ever be subjected to that, as you saw what the hell it did to screwy Diana in Charles banging that Mrs. Ed he is now married to.
Who in the hell being married to Diana wouldn't give her the centerfold silicon to spruce her up after you got tired of her for a second derby where she could cowboy you of all your bodily fluids?
That is the problem in these Hanoverians. They don't know what the hell to do with a woman unless she looks like a horse.
So that is the dilemma in if I chose to rescue dear Kate from a life worse than being named Obama. Would she really be worth it in she grins and curtsies for the trillion dollars and title, but that loaf head Prince Bill and this oddball wedding are only going to get worse in time.
In that, I wouldn't want this lass after she has been banged by Bill and worse yet at the knock up shop, having a litter where only a Dodi Muslim would find her banga lickin' good.
I just have absolute sympathy for this poor girl. She is not being treated well in the least by this Windsor crew already and she has the legs to be demanding a whole lot more.
Kate has Camilla the horse, Charles the donkey ears, and loaf head Bill, with that horse fetish Phil and Liz who will be around another 500 years. In the time it takes Kate to be Queen, Bill will have bedded all the sheep in England and she probably will have had MI6 try to run her into a dozen French tunnels of love.
How does one save a Kate who is her own worst enemy in she can not even discriminate what she should be treated to and to have Bill demand "off with their heads" if she is even looked twice at.
For me, Kate would have for her wedding gown pure white silk, trimmed with baby seal fur, and a train of ermine 100 feet long.
She would be arrayed with pink diamonds and opals from Australia.
Her slippers would be golden thread...........the rest I will not go into as no one knows what a future Queen has under her dress.
A thousand warriors would line her path to honor her who actually had blood on their knives from combat.
Dignitaries around the world would given command to come and honor her on her day.
White doves, a million roses of red Tudor, fountains of champagne in spraying thousands of gallons and a thousand other things to honor her would be her wedding day. (The commoners could all bow on the street as that is all the closer they would get to the Royale Carriage.)
.........and to top it off, Gram could muster up the bloody crown she was coronated on for Kate to wear after the wedding, just as a bona fide of what is coming.
That is what Kate Middleton should be about and not some Rush Limbaugh sodomite event.
After all if Kate Middleton is going to be treated like this, she might as well marry an American as the loaf head is putting out like this is Kenya or something where you need your shots to keep from catching lice off the wedding dress.
nuff said.
Oh come away
Run away
From your silver sky
To rainbow sea
My kingdom my everything
Would I bestow on thee
From golden crowns
To silken gowns
To the universe I will bring
All for you
My one true
Love I cherish me with thee
Worst bloody damn part about it is mate is that poem is more than the loaf head has put out for Kate and more than he will ever put out.
Frigging doo gooder commoners for Kate Middleton. What a load of rubbish that is what?
April 29th, the Kate fools day.
agtG
