I invest absolutely no time on this modern no talent, do nothing celebrity era as there is absolutely nothing inspiring, interesting nor inventive about this shallow mob of meandering munchkins.I do though enjoy a good laugh and this photo is typical of the loathing which the world has for the husband of Heidi Montag, the best looking piece of plastic surgery ass on the planet.
I would give Charles Dickens a thousand years and a million tombstones to find a name for a character (that is where Dickens retrieved names from is tombstones for his stories) to find one better than the girl Heidi Montag is married to in Spencer Pratt.
Spence honestly looks like what David Hasselhoff would look like if he was dropped on his head at birth five hundred times, as the pained expression on his face just shows you that this son of a bitch knows he is the luckiest bastard on the planet, and he lives in terror Heidi will wake up and kick his worthless ass to the curb.
Spence is lucky, because when you have a no talent like Heidi who is demonized by chopping off bits of her body, she is probably not too bright in paying attention to the fact that she married her poodle.
That is all Spencer Pratt is in psychopathy to Heidi Montag, in he wags his tail affirming all the stupid things she does are right and he humps her leg to satisfy her urge.
Just think of this in Spence's luckiness. He has no talent, is dumb as the post he looks like, got the job of poodle, gets to live off of Heidi Montag and gets to deposit sperm in her.
If Spencer Pratt were a cat, he has used up 100 gazillion lives and has a black hole implosion coming as whatever he is in league with is going to demand payment for that charmed life.
God one has to think looks at this and says, "What on earth is this? Heidi Montag wasting her whatever on a sponge?"
satan on the other end has to think, "How can I tempt this woman with anything as she has no taste!"
That brings us to the comments like the one on this picture referring and defining Spencer Pratt as a douche bag by the jealous and horny mobs lusting after Heidi. I have seen other comments which just make me laugh as the world of penis wearing males are just baffled in how this dork they would pour beer on, knock down and take his lunch money and then piss on him as he cried, is doing with Heidi Montag.
The males hate on Heidi Montag, because of Spencer Pratt and everyone hates on Heidi Montag in being insane, because they look on Spencer Pratt and say, "What the hell is that!"
I frankly feel sorry for Heidi Montag and understand the frustrations of people who by instinct know she should not be wasting her best year of her life with Spencer "home to fleas" Pratt.
This guy is going to be lounge lizard Charlie Sheen in greasy physique without the whores being paid for sex, as that is what he looks like now in some Kennedy offspring hoping to get some tramp into bed that dead Uncle Ted still has blackmail pictures of.
I have no idea what Christian stuff the dabble in, but it appears like Michelle Phillips of Mama's and Papa's who judges Christians like myself odd while her daughter and that Baldwin kid are the type which is acceptable, as Mic savages her husband John's daughter of outing he was raping her for years.
Sort of like Heidi in Playboy in what part of tempting idiots do you not get.
So from the picture, Heidi Montag really needs to put Spence on leash and leave him off on Bob Barker's lawn to hump on that old pervert's leg as he tossed Diane Parkinson to the curb after using her.
In that, Heidi can than find a real man to make her body perform in what it was intended as a Christian baby making machine, and sexually she will probably have the first Inspired Sex if the male is Christian, as this woman's luck is running out in the drain the black hole of Spencer Pratt is.
In conclusion, I quote a smart mouthed commentator giving advice to another hottie hooked up with a dork.
Lose the boy.
Only in America does a stray poodle named Spencer get picked up by the hot chic instead of the dog catcher.
I know that is about all the time this subject should have wasted on it.
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