Rod, Roddy, Roddo...........what am I going to do with you boy, as you do not take my advice and now you get yourself into the Obama Political Prisoner ward..........needing a case of vaseline for all the Obama butt sex you are going to be putting out........if you do not listen to me now.
First Rod, I told you to put Patty on The View, in Playboy and on You Tube. This skin show was to save you, now you are going to have to send Patty who I was protecting out on a mission.
Put it bluntly Rod, Huma is prego with Hillary's baby, so Hamrod is going to be needing her kitty petted..........sorry but Patty is going to have to do it.
She will have to visit Bill now too in smoking his cigar.
Yes disgusting, but boy why did you not listen to me in protecting your wife?
OK so Patty gets the Clintons to save you. They call up the judge and tell him to find something to delay all of this.............as your lawyer is going to be appealing which will leave you out on bond.
This allows you time to start becoming the star witness against Barack Hussein Obama in his crimes, as you "flip" for the prosecution to cut a deal of time already served and an expose book deal on Obama.
Given time if you join the coup, Mr. Obama will be such a pariah, that sympathy will be generated in 2013 so that anyone giving you a pardon will be viewed as compassionate as no husband deserves prison when Obama raped America.
If you just would have sent Patty out, brought your children in to the court to rush your table a few times in bawling and crying out, "Daddy why is Mr. Obama destroying you for his crimes!!!!", you would be once again out on a hung jury.
Wife like that, cute kids, and your lawyer doesn't even use them to save you.
The Clintons will save you.........but boy you better finger this out that you had better come out with the gay stuff on Obama, the crimes, the sleaze, the rumors..........you better crucify him or Obama is going to stuff you so far into the black hole, your wife will be signing her name, Mrs. Petroleum Jelly.
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