Hussein has 13 kilos of C 4. He can stuff 900 grams into a condom for a Christmas day bombing of an airliner. How many jets can Hussein bomb while Barack Obama drives Jews back to their 1967 borders?
Juan can produce 100 kilos of cocaine on his Colombian farm. It requires 5 gallons of fuel per kilo to produce the narcotics. With Mr. Obama doubling fuel prices to $4.53 cents for diesel fuel, how much more will it cost Juan to produce his cocaine for al Qaeda in Africa?
Boris has murdered the entire Polish Government of 12 souls. A grave's dimensions are 4 feet by 8 feet. How much land will Boris require to assassinate the entire European governments with 1,357 leaders and pilots?
Ming has just launched an ICBM off the California coast. His rocket burns 90 gallons of fuel per minute which equals 1 pound of carbon. Knowing that Michelle Obama's rear weighs 31 pounds and each of those pounds in Kobe beef required 5 pounds 7 ounces of carbon to create it, how long before Ming's rocket equals the size of Michelle Obama's ass?
Graham has an oil well in the gulf. It is leaking 1000 gallons of crude per hour. Mr. Obama's jet consumes 10,000 gallons of fuel per hour. How long will Mr. Graham's oil well have to leak to equal an Obama seven hour flight to Europe?
The Obama Seals need two forty five caliber slugs weighing 240 grains to murder Osama bin Laden for Obama's 2012 election. Knowing that 1 pound of lead will make 40 slugs at the cost of 24 dollars, how many Muslims can Obama's Seals assassinate on 1 trillion dollars in Obama bail out funds?
Riala has an ink jet printer. With it he can on 1 ounce of color printer ink, create 38,000 dollars in 100 dollar bills US. Knowing that Mr. Obama received 300 million dollars in counterfeit donations to his 2008 campaign, how many ounces of color ink will Riala require to equal Mr. Obama's 300 million dollars in illegal contributions for 2012?
EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION
Barack Obama drinks one pint of Guiness in Ireland and drunkenly says he is Irish with an alcohol content of 4%. With an alcohol content of 9%, how much African millet beer will Mr. Obama have to consume to say he is Kenyan? With an alcohol content of 13%, how much Indonesian mango beer will Mr. Obama have to consume before he says he is Indonesian? With an alcohol content of 28% in Arabic date beer, how much alcohol will Mr. Obama have to consume to say he is a Muslim? With an alcohol content of 90% in Russian potato vodka, how much alcohol will Mr. Obama have to consume to say he is a Marxist?
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