Saturday, July 2, 2011

A Two Nation Sized Ass

an ass so big it needs a bow

I was stunned to see that Muchelle Obama's ass has expanded from two zip code size to a two nation sized ass now.

I was reminded of Donald Trump relating how disgusting Rosie O'Donnell is and as of late, I'm moved to the same nauseating thing in this monstrous Muchelle who is gross as hell in Grosshelle.

In doing some forensic photo work, as Obama did on his birth abstract, I found that Muchelle's ass is a bigger as than Barack as an ass. It is bigger than that big ass Dick Daley and Muchelle's ass literally dwarfs a real black woman with a real stereotypical large rearend.

the creature even walks with her legs spread more than a males

Frankly, I have just had it with Muchelle Groshelle Obama from her gyrating on stage, to her exercising in public, to those man pipes she has on her arms, to her vagina which is bigger than baseball players cups.
This woman is repulsive with her camo blood attire which keeps popping up. She looks like hell in those commercials one has her popping up on television as dressed in something hanging on her frankenstein form which looks either like it came off the upholstery or something from a thrift shop the Mexicans even refused to wear.

Muchelle Obama is the joke of the American Indian before they became civilized, in they would asssemble the worst of combinations of too tight of clothes, too big of hats, too much of everything and parade about in costume thinking they were decked to the nines.

I literally almost puke in seeing this creature in photos. I know it is why Drudge constantly features this horrid looking fantasma who looks more like something out of a horror movie.

There is just too much of this female in one space taking vista. She is the garbage dump of summer, filled with buzzing flies, a suffocating breeze, trapping festooned paper which grabs at your feet as you try to flee, but as you scan for retreat or advance.........all there are, is swarms of gulls pooping all over the place and shimmering mirages not of oasis, but of more of this endless dump.

This has gotten so bad that even Jill Biden is starting to look like Muchelle in ghastly attire. The Obama apparently rubs off and it is repulsive to the senses of a genteel nature.

I know Muchelle Grosshelle Obama needs a Surgeon General's warning tag. Like in the days of old, there must be an ugly naive to carry the ugly cloth around Muchelle to sheild the public from something this mansexual pretending to be in a female form.

Maybe that odd British boy, Hugh the actor who was picking up transvestite whores or Elton John or Paul McCarthy......yes McCarthy definitely likes manly women as he crooned to this monster, find this freakish trick of nature attractive, but unless one is a liberal who wants a woman who doesn't need a strap on, as she has grown one of her own, normal people just cringe at this big boned, clumsy, muscle tissued, compaction which is one end all mouth and the other end all ass with maleness in between.

I just want to have some prince charming awaken me from this nightmare as I never ate this poison apple from a witch's brew and yet there is no sugar plum fairy dance before my eyes, but the hulking quasimoto lumbering about in such steps that one fears a grand canyon will open up under each step as the earth quakes in each passing of her Clementine horse feet on the path.

It is all too much of this too much femme. I can not take any more of this ghastly apparition. It is ugly which manifests like the plumes of flatulence in a bean diet. It is too much to deal with.

Can not someone like Reggie Love, put a king size sheet over this monstrousity so we can pretend it is the North Pole with a walrus on top to illicit some sort of pathology which will cure this tremorous flinch America and the world has developed, as Muchelle Obama is that whining drill bit feeling about to tear into your throbbing tooth.......as you know she will appear again, again, again, and no amount of novacaine will induce you to believe everything will be better as this drill never goes away.

I have had it with ugly. I want something pretty. Something which makes you feel like orange sherbet push ups on a hot summer day. I want to feel like the joy of excited children getting a pudding pop. I want to be engulfed in puppies in all their beauty. I crave things to make me feel better like rainbows, sunrises, twinkling stars and .....................yes pretty women.

I need Sarah Palin to take all this ugly away like a Calgon bath. I need to know that when my television is on, a trusted pretty in Sarah Palin will be there and not showing up wearing the drapes. I need to know with complete ease that watching the graceful Mrs. Palin move there will be no Muchelle pelvis thrusts.
I need when the White House Christmas tree arrives, that I will not mistake the horse for Muchelle. I need to not live in fear that, that Muchelle mouth might bite off a third of America. I need to live without the terror that big ass is not going to fall out of the sky and obliterate my region. I need Sarah Palin............I need her petite. I need her with guns to keep me safe. I need her pretty. I need her brilliant mind in putting subjects into one phrase which explain all. I just need a Lady that I don't have to prepare myself for not to vomit some ghastly green fluids of ghetto cloth origin coloration.

Charles Krauthammmer and George Will can have their flakey, dandruffy, penis looking Republicans as that is what they apparently desire in having that shriveled up cheese stick from the fridge which is slightly grey from having been not wanted for years, after this consuming orafice of Muchelle Obama.........

As for me, I just want an American Lady who after a bearing a litter of children knows how not to have two nation sized ass which should be on some START Treaty in the danger it predestinates in sonic boom farts.

Should that not be the final qualification in this, the decider, the game changer, the complete point, in when Sarah Palin and Todd Palin are upon the horizon of life, they do not block out the sun, but have the common sense to not have let life become ugly, and in God's Grace not to have blamed America for anything in trying to change her.

Should not that be the closer. The Palin's are pretty after all the ugly of life.

I have had enough ugly and enough Obama uglierness. I need Sarah Palin's kind of pretty and the RHINO's can go cuddle with those fossilized cadaver looking penises they lust after in Romney and Daniels............as monster Muchelle and dinosaur dicks are not a nightmare America can take for another 4 years.



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