Sunday, September 18, 2011
Barack Obama's unLucky Strike
You know when you sit all day in your second floor office, Mummy Jarrett watching her boys play in each other's pants, smoking cigs, there just has to be a breaking point with the demons who installed you..........and they just go on strike as too much Reggie rubbing Obama's magic monkey, makes magic monkey jealous for the lack of attention Obama should be rubbing on him.
What I mean to explain by this, is if you have not noticed, which you have not, is because no one but here would inform you, is that Barack Obama is really unlucky in he has had massive floods, massive storms, massive earthquakes, massive hurricanes, massive Mexican border busting...........and nobody died.
No I'm not talking about the sympathy factor. I'm speaking about the economic factor in if Obama's demons had been serviced as they should have been, Obama would have a booming economy now.
What do I mean?
Baby sister knows these things, that after people go tits up, the inheritors always go on a spending spree. If people would have just died, the widows and orphans would have made Obama as shoo in second term.
Yes Obama needs the Widow and Orphan economy.
Look, if Mark Levin went tits up with a million other east coastal types from that earthquake, you know his old lady and kids would have spent a few million of Levin's money.
You know the old lady was hearing for years, "No we can't afford that you big dummy, go wash my clothes a rock, washing machines are expensive, besides I got to spend a few thousand on my children the dogs to get their fleas groomed".
Widows and orphans are funny that way in going out in revenge and spending the old mans bucks on redecorating the house and buying cars. That is exactly what Obama needs in a million widows and orphans spending the family fortune to undo his Super Depression.
Take for example Hannity and Limbaugh. Their old ladies must be attractive enough. They and the kids and step kids would certainly find someone like Theresia Heinz did in John Kerry.
Kerry blew a fortune of Heinz money..........just think if John Edwards hooked up with both Mrs. Limbaugh and Mrs. Hannity.......he might even produce a few more zipper children, but the babes would be spending a fortune on their new boy toy.......it is what the chicas do.
Same goes for Ed Schultz..........his old lady would probably get herself a nice Reggie Love to ride his pony around the corral.
This is not just a man thing, as Rachel Madow, the dyke, you know how lezobs are in all the girlfriends would be over borrowing things as Rachel rotted in the coffin........like her credit cards, jewelry, vibrators...........would need new batteries, because the lesbians would all know that Rachel would want them to enjoy her money, and you got yourself an economic boost.
If you play this out, what happens if Obama is a martyr for the cause in some lightning does a lucky strike as all these democrats are handing out blueprints to Obama's car and security for.
Muchelle is one whole lot of woman. She would need a half dozen boy toys and boy girls to scratch her itch.
Then there would be the girls in Obama style auctioned off for a dozen cows each.........kobe beef is like 10 grande a head for the prime stuff all beer massaged, and that is a quarter million dollars for the girls alone that Muchelle would be seeding into the economy.
So just think of it, if Obama had been lucky in his demons knocking off the American masses at one million a pop the past years from terrorists, oil sabotage, flooding sabotage, earthquakes, hurricanes and maybe Obama just accidentally detonating a hydrogen bomb in California to follow up the Chicoms launching one off the Cali coast...........that is revenue producer children and each million dead, dumping in a hundred thousand is big bucks if you care to do the math in stimulating the economy.
Obama is making allot of Muslims widows and orphans and things seem to be picking up for them. That though is what Obama is missing.........he can create them in Muslim lands, but not in his own usurped country.
Imagine how good Pakistan is doing in Obama knocking off bin Laden and all those widows and orphans spending the Sheiks millions.
Mr. Obama needs to lock his door, keep Reggie out on the lawn, tell Mummy Jarrett there will be no sex show for awhile, as Barry has to do some worshipping for that monkey in his pants to get his body count up.
That of course if the demons forgive him for worshipping hisself more than them and having to put up with Reggie slobbering all over them down under.................Mummy could have at least applauded as the demons would like that, but all she does is draw doo dads on her notepad during the intercourse exchange of the day.
Maybe Obama can get lucky yet, but he would need like 50 million dead, and he has just not been lucky in this so far........just picking up a few strays like at Fort Hood and the TEAM SIX SEALS.........no really money in that as service folks are always so poor, they just.........well buy small, and Obama needs big in his Super Depression.
So that is Obama's salvation..........not race wars, not nigger paintings on the White House walls, but a few million dead bread winners, so the widows and orphans can give Obama the stimulus the monkey in his pants is not.
agtG