With James Carville now brilliantly weighing in on CNN in the Obama coup in urging Mr. Obama to start firing people............which of course will cause upheaval in the regime, people will be less apt to work, the public will view it as a meltdown of beloved leader, and Obama will need a Tim Johnson kripple kart to get around in.
Not being anything but respectful of the handicapped, but I bring up again as to why does democrat Johnson need a motorized wheelchair that looks like something which landed on Mars to do surveys, and there are numerous handicapped people stuck with ghastly walker?
I digress here also in I wonder what kind of kripple kart Mr. Obama would come up with, as of course it would have to be secure from bombs, bullets and wmd. Need a cooling unit for blood supply, probably oxygen................Obama likes snow cones and pies.....so some sort of snack bar...........I figure Obama's kripple kart would make Johnson's look rather KIA............probably weigh in around 8 ton and kill people if Obama ran over them with it's Abrams tank tracks.
Long way from FDR and crutches ain't it baby sis.
Meanwhile, as Jimmy C has his Hillary list, in another new poll is out showing Hills is the sexy worldwide leader now and everyone in the poll is gasping, "Oh why couldn't we have had her as Prez............", I personally am asking my good friend Bill Daley........well no he isn't my good friend, but as this Obama coup business is going whole hog nutso in Obama putting up his KGB spy list on Americans, this blog always looking to serve the regime, AND IS WHY YOU NOTICED I'M NOT ON THE PUBLIC OBAMA WATCH LIST, as the brown recluse keeps things between us private, has 10 things Mr. Obama could do to really generate some positive press for hisself in the 2012 campaign.
First, I want Mr. Obama to put on a tank helmet and blow a big hole in that toxic garden Muchelle dug up at 1600 Penn.
This would reveal Obama's manliness as commander in chief and everyone would wonder what this crazy bastard was up to............it is the thing to do.
Second, Mr. Obama puts on some bermuda shorts, sun lamps as it is getting cool, and he fills the crater in Muchelle's garden with water, and invites in the Hooters Girl mud wrestling team.......well Hooters doesn't have one, but what Obama does is order in some wings in buckets and when the girls get there he just tells them, "For security reasons, you must dive into the water and get wet, as we can not take any chances with you exploding".
The girls of course will go for that explanation and as things frolic about, ESPN shows up and shows the whole thing with Mr. Obama smoking a joint in a lawn chair telling the girls they are not wet enough.
Third, for pay per view, as we must generate mystery, Mr. Obama must dive into the crater.........no not with the girls, but with Reggie Love for some mud wrestling.
Mr. Obama must preserve his base in the gay vote and must pander to them.........so Reg and Bam get muddy, and let us just invite Karl Rove, Barney Frank, Lindsey Graham, Chas Bono and other people who would look good with mud on them, and may or may not be gay, but you sure think they are.
Fourth, Mr. Obama does not look Presidential in what he does for the simple reason, he has no strobe lights about him. Strobes say to the world, "I'm the police so watch out", and that is what Mr. Obama needs.
I want Bill Daley to get Obama to wear flashing red and blue strobes on this shoes, put them on his bicycle, his boat, his lobsters and I know a scepter with a flashing strobe on it, and perhaps a siren which plays a sort of "Hail to the Chief" would me just what Obama needs.
It would be cool watching him coming to the podium, crowds could be excited in tracking his approach, and it would just give Obama an authority he is missing, so people would re notice him.
Fifth, yes that is the problem in Mr. Obama has been lost in the crowd. What needs to be done is Mr. Obama has stopped bowing, so an executive order must be issued that everyone must bow to Mr. Obama.
Mr. Obama enters Congress..........Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi must be on their knees for someone as historical as Mr. Obama. The bow to Obama decree will enhance his weakened persona immensely.
Sixth, Mr. Obama, the Lincoln of Illinois, must not wait for leaving office or his room temperature status to start his legacy. Pharaohs never waited for death to cement their place in history, and Mr. Obama should not either.
This blog begs Bill Daley to have Mr. Obama issue executive order 00 for immediate construction of a monument for Mr. Obama in Washington DC, larger than all and towering above all.
Mr. Obama can not be standing like Dr. King, as he must be like Lincoln, but not on any judgment seat. No Mr. Obama must be reclining on a lounge like his college days and smoking some weed in a festive hat..........that would be fitting his cool.
I suggest that his foot rests on the FDR memorial and perhaps Mr. Obama could use Dr. King's monument as a sort of hat rack befitting B. H.'s greatness.
Seventh, there is no enough beauty in this regime, so what Mr. Obama needs is to put up loudspeakers around the country and issue the Muslim call to prayers five time a day. Of course, Mr. Obama is not going to be kneeling on any prayer rug nor bothering with praying, as he is a god and he could simply appear on television looking smooth, with that confident look in these political campaign spots which would be free and remind the public of his savior status in he is above God and can do things for people no one else can.
Eighth, This is for Pharaoh Obama really as while DC would have his new memorial of tribute, there really needs to be Obama on Mount Rushmore, Stone Mountain in Georgia, the 9 11 water grave in New York and that thing being built in Pennsylvania.
This will not cost that much really in all that would be required are cement casts put on Rushmore and Stone Mountain and replace them with Mr. Obama.
Pharaohs used to carve their names on other Pharaohs work, but Mr. Obama is bigger than that and his addition would be a moving tribute to him.
The water grave in New York.......just put a dazzling pure gold likeness of Mr. Obama in the bottom of the pool, and in Pennsylvania just sort of dollop some cement over it all and make it into Obama relaxing on the grass in splendor.
Ninth, this is really vital as there just were not leaders in America before Mr. Obama, so what must be done is Mr. Obama must have a 44 foot statue of him placed at every Presidential library or memorial, including Mt. Vernon and Grant's Tomb.
No need to remember these other leaders as they pale in contrast to beloved leader who is deserving of all this praise.
Tenth, in Obama family tradition, the Obama girls are almost spinsters in being so old. As in the days of Pharaoh, Mr. Obama should chose which world leaders.........preferably despots who will not go away with elections and bestow these brides on them for stronger unity, peace and association.
Think of it in Mr. Putin becoming the husband of Queenie, and Queenie like many favorites would then rule Russia......the same for China for Sloven. Why the girls could rule Eurasia, and with Odinga in Africa and Obama in America, it would be an Obama Empire where not an ocean but Antarctica washed upon any shore which was not ruled by the Obama Rothchild bloodlines.
It would be Mr. Obama's greatest legacy, larger than King Solomon.
I realize that many folks think these suggestions are satire, but the brown recluse can read in them the serious nature of what I'm really appealing for in service to beloved leader.
Mr. Obama stopped taking this blog's advice after his Egyptian beard, and then Muchelle got involved and all he wore was that dirty star cap when I took the time to design an entire uniform for him for show and tell.
I tell Muchelle to put on garters and thigh highs, and instead she lifts her skirt and all turn away. I told Barry to dump the old lady and get a new squeeze and there Muchelle is being a drag yet.
The 10 things above are what Mr. Obama must do to regain his position with the people, and give the people what they want, sex and mud, and an Obama to remember fondly...........
Mr. Obama, you stick around and you are going to be worse than Jimmy Carter in being despised. You don't like pounding nails nor going to funerals to be a pest, so your legacy must be one grand party for 2012, putting up your monuments, and then announcing you are not going to run because Americans are racists and you are going to Albania where people appreciate you.
The press will never leave you alone then as they will demand interviews. You will have to cry some for pity, but just rule from Albania and the world will be begging to have you back........you know like the King and Wallace Simpson.
You search through there B. H. and while Carville is trying to euthanize Mommy Dearest Jarrett, you are getting the real spin here as you always do, and if you follow the advice, no one will be able to keep up with you...........and remember they always leave the crazy guy alone.
They hate you boy.............really give them something to hate you for.
Think about it.
agtG
