Let it never be said that this blog does not do everything possible to assist beloved leader Barack Hussein Obama.
Was it not this blog who convinced Mr. Obama to grow a "bitchin' stache" when he went Muslim in his Cairo beard?
How about flipping Muchelle's skirt up in a wind event?
How about his little gold star on his golf cap?
Yes Obama got it all wrong, but I really did try to help Birdie out of his cage.
So in that a suggestion came to me from an American Lady named Ms. Suz Nolen, as her brother, a liberal, honors B. Hussein by the name King Obama.
Obviously this is a most sacred title in Rex Obama, as everyone seeks to honor B. Hussein in every historical way possible from noting his pant crease, his ugly wife holding him back, his...........I don't know right now, but I'm sure there are just wonderful things Mr. Obama does all the time, but they just escape discernment.
What must be noted in this was that King Obama is not just the son of Islam, the son of Teddy Kennedy (who else in regicide but Barack Obama could take the Kennedy crown, knock off Tedly, and then three years later bag Teddy's daughter and Walter Mondale's daughter too boot.........who on earth has ever heard of an Ottoman knocking off the girls too so no one will rise and take the throne. I thought it was just a guy thing in John Edwards.)
Where was I?
Oh yes honoring King Obama.........
The reality in this is that Ms. Nolen astutely noted, that someone as historical as Barack Hussein Obama, just should not have "KING" alone as the title name.
I mean it is HRH Queen Elizabeth..........how would America feel when the trumpets blare and the crowds cheer and the guy with the British accent says, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I INTRODUCE TO YOU HRH QUEEN ELIZABETH AND king obama."
It would just be quite humiliating to have this kind of fanfare drowned out by the plop of Obama as a "me too".
I thought maybe 44 King Obama, but that sounds like some beer or a Texas ranch house.
Then it struck me or I had Ms. Nolen strike me, as she looks like Audrey Hepburn.....you know the goddess of cinema when Hollywood actually had stars?
Well anyway, there is this title called Emperor, and you know how Obama is run around starting the Neo Roman Empire and is all Caligula and Nero, so what about Emperor King Obama?
"No", we thought as that just seemed too penguin sounding, and Obama in tux would be made fun of as he has that Joker thing going on in Batman and I have Cat Woman on a secret mission, so .......(Hey if I told you it would not be secret ok?)............well any way Obama in a tux named Emperor King penguin would have people trying to stuff sardines down his throat at feeding time........and no one wants to see Obama chewing Norwegian kippers when the Queen is munching caviar.
So we mulled this over a fortnight of seconds and decided that an initial would be more appropriate as the Queen has HRH, so it would be E. King Obama, as Obama is is like Cher in only needing one name and one letter as those 3 letters Lizzy has just says, "Hello making up for lost empire!"
Trouble was though somebody thought, I think it was baby sister, that people would start chanting E. King E. King E. King, and if you do it enough it starts sounding like E. E. King and melds into B. B. King.
I immediately saw the problem in this, as people love the Blues, BB and Lucille..............and when all they got was Obama, they would be pissed and turn on him in not voting for him in 2012 in greater numbers.
The solution though was obvious in E is the fifth letter and as Obama is better than everyone else on the planet, that what he deserved was the next higher up letter in F to honor him.
So Ladies and Gentleman, loyal Obama helpers one and all, this blog proudly introduces our beloved leader's new title, with the deepest respect of F. KING OBAMA.
Yes I can hear Shep Smith now saying, "We have a breaking report, her comes F. King Obama."
Then there will be Chris Matthews saying, "Wow that F. King Obama makes me leg tingle".
Little Davey Brooks will note, "That F. King Obama has some crease in his slacks".
Brian Williams can joke, "That F. King Obama was asking me in bed when I rolled over".
Charlie Gibson can say, "That F. King Obama really drops soap well".
........and our favorite F. King Obama jilted lover, Peggy Noonan, will say, "That F. King Obama if he just would F. King leave his wife and F. King me, I would be so F. King happy.........."
Obviously this is catching on due to Ms. Nolen's astute honoring, in I was just at the Letterman cocktail crowd party honoring Dakota Meyer.........and as Dakota was looking in the window from outside it was non stop liberal honor and praise as all I heard was, "That F. King Obama has his head up his a**".
I thought it was a gerbil, but then I...........oh yes one more thing to honor Mr. Obama........
I have decided he needs something sparkling like a twinkling star like his little general's golf cap has a star, so in addition we dropped the period and put in a little star and it is now complete in:
F*King Obama.
T shirts will be on sale at all Jimmy Hoffa thug downs and at white people gatherings where black gangsters will be out to beat on them.
agtG
You may have your Queen in HRH
You may have your Putin drama
But there in America they have so much more
In F*King Hussein Obama
