Saturday, November 26, 2011

Obama Soup

Did not this blog warn you children of the danger beloved leader Obama was in from crazy ass wife syndrome in a blog here this past summer?

Did I not mention that Hillary, Reggie, Val or Muchelle might just chop up the B.H. and maybe do other culinary things? Well if not culinary, it certainly was stopping up the sh*tter as they flushed twice for the Obama bits down the drain.

Sure enough here comes proof from Obama's gay vacationing Muslim partridge hunting retreat and recipe exchange in Pakistan in the lovely Zainab Bibi, murdered her husband, but chopped him up and cooked him.

Did I not warn Barry Soebarkha of that hungry look in Muchelle's eyes? She is a meat eater baby and that ass steak you got Mr. Obama in well marbled and well Marlboro smoked loins probably has the wife licking her chops as she uncovers your ass flank in bed, and starts measuring you for plate size in that special happy meal.

Yes the lovely Mrs. Bibi, was most concerned about the husband was looking to date the daughter, and start sexual relations with the child.
One can only be reminded of Mr. Obama dating his daughters and threatening missile strikes on any young rock singers who were thinking of having sex with girls under the age of puberty. (Ah why was Obama thinking about sex in children that young?)

So Mrs. Bibi did the only thing she could think of in getting her nephew Zaheer Ahmed to help stab the pedophile to death, and butcher the carcase.

Neighbors though reported to police a foul odor..........which is a big odd as if one cooks up the human it is said in Africa to be quite delectable. Apparently Mrs. Bibi, the lovely burkah wearing Mrs. Bibi, apparently not astute in culinary human delights, neglected to dispose of the gut pile and acccount for rancid fat from her cooking.

I'm well acquainted with Pakistani steel in implements of battle and it is quite good, so was quite interested in the fillet and cleaver knives she chose with nice black handles, sure not to slip when butchering pedophile husbands. She was a very astute wife in child protection, murder, butchering and boiling, but was not so astute in choosing a good husband and disposing body parts of gut piles and fat.

This then brings us back to Muchelle Obama and her fixation on culinary things. Will Rick Bayless be back at the White House, and notice a side of Obama ass in the cooler as Muchelle just mentions it is ................Kenyan round steak?

Will Barack Obama suddenly just disappear one day after Muchelle receives a Cabelas meat grinder with sausage stuffer attachment?

Will the world awake to headlines one day of bondage belt Muchelle being hauled away by DC police as she pleads innocence in saving her daughters from date night Obama?

Yes this blog was on the cutting edge in this months ago, and now Pakistan has led the way in alerting the world of the culinary abilities of wives gone crazy ass in protecting their children.
Some might have called the police...........but some just get some fine steel and cook the problem away.

This is the Age of Obama, and I do see a great deal of hope in these Obama Super Depression times in think of all the revenue wives can generate in opening up little chop shops for their husbands and saving all that divorce court business.
Why most men are fat, so that lard can be used as cooking oil or making fine soap.
Skins are Nazi proven to make nice lamp shades, and who in their most secret fantasy has never dreams of a human cock handle for your favorite handgun?

Oh so you don't think they have such things? Suppose you never heard of a bull cock whip either now have you?

See now you learned something in the vast supply of intelligence this blog provides.

Once again though this blog rises to the cause of protecting beloved leader B. Hussein Obama.

One can never be too careful with a hungry woman around..........


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