Thursday, December 8, 2011
Clock Watchers
You America are being cheated.
The cheats are talk radio in the welfare they heap upon you.
What do I mean?
OK, when you got out and buy groceries, do you pay for your Fruit Loops expecting to get Purina Dog Chow?
Of course with pet food prices, you might be ahead in Fruit Loops are cheaper........
The deal is with Talk Radio, how many times do you tune into hear Mark Levin and Tom Marr is on?
Rush Limbaugh seems in perpetual vacation since he got that blondeberry daughter of his.
Same deal on the left in Ed Schultz.......he is always off walleye fishing and some dog chow is hosing his program............I was going to say, hosting, but hosing is better in the dog analogy as they are always squirting on things...........and all of you have to be settling for second best or in most cases for such low rate drones that these folks think backwards and that is why Ed puts them on the air.
Do not consumers who are paying these big shots salaries........well it is Mockingbird corporate welfare.......so it is tax payers and not consumers, but do not listeners deserve the real product and not some generic substitute?
Do you buy Playboy and settle for a fold out stick drawing of Muchelle Obama?
There is a 2012 thought, Muchelle air blown and in Playboy spreading it all........probably need two fold outs though, but that is great as it would be historical and collector's issue.
Do you buy Fruit Loops............did that one.
Do you buy beer and settle for pee someone put in your bottle?
My brother once went to a keggar as was custom and some idiot he was standing beside was taking a leak, so bro decided to piss on the guys leg.
The got back, and the guy said, "Oh man my leg is wet".
Bro said, "Yeah that grass is really wet".
They went out again and bro pissed on his other leg, the guy got back and said, "Oh man my other leg is wet now".
Bro said, "Yeah that heavy dew is setting in.
See you just do not settle for someone pissing on your leg when you could have a dog hump on it.
That is the welfare in this, in why should big shots earning millions of dollars BE PAID NOT TO SHOW UP FOR WORK!
Take the bloggers. You never see, "Sorry Lame Cherry is involved in guerilla warfare this week in Afnamistan, so here to fill in is Tart Cherry who can't type and copies things from other blogs".
That is what I mean, in how hard is it for these big shots to record some shows ahead of time to fill in? I will bet that they could can a dozen shows and no one would know the difference in content. Snerdly could call in, or Rush could say, "Sorry Mark Levin is sitting naked with me along with the other dorks in Florida, so we don't have time for calls, but we do have time for house calls and stalking".
Millionaire talkers should stop being welfare mics and start producing the product. Cripes they take off weekends, holidays, sick days, dog dead days and vacations and ........hell they work about as often as Obama.
In a hard working, capitalist America......well union thugs show up to bust heads at work and Sarah Palin shows up to gut fish, so can not Sean Hannity put out a little bit of effort in simply working 5 days a week?
Levin does 3 hours.............you could do his content while doing that show which he spends all night prepping for..........that is only 15 hours a week........damn part time job, about as bad as teachers working part time and getting paid a fortune.
I believe in a full days work for a full days not being paid for that work, like this blog operates under. No one pays for this and this blog is the hardest working place in media and industrial America...........if everyone worked like I did, you would all collapse in 6 weeks and commit suicide in 6 months.......that is a fact, and if everyone worked like me, it would take 1000 Soldiers to conquer the world in those 6 months and America would be so rich if every worker put out like this girl puts out, that the west would be swimming in gold.
1 hour in media is barely 35 minutes as you got 10 minutes of news and 15 of commercials.....add that to stuttering, mic jabber, sound clips, and stupid callers, and you got a host who could phone it in between having sex with the old lady as they only work about 10 minutes an hour.
If I was a welfare whore, I would love that kind of Obama job..........30 minutes of phoning it in a day and then being sloven, but that is just not my way as I always work knowing God is watching..........apparently the rest of the world though watches the clock and is clocking out without clocking in.
agtG