Monday, June 11, 2012
The Paulchurian Maker
As an exclusive to the Lame Cherry blog........
I really like Ulsterman, as he is quite sexy yet as a working horse for the establishment, but he just does not buck as nice as when he had grand visions from this blog......I mean from the White House Wall Street Insiders.
This business about Mitt Romney is just so bad Mockingbird it sounds like a Crow cawing.
Operation Crow Caw for Mano Romney is just so gay, it is limp and pasty white butt in sight.
I feel compassion for Ulsterman though as he really has suck dick job in being told he has to convince Ron Paul supporters to vote for Mitt Romney in saying things like, Paul supporters are sane.
Yes Paulbots are clear thinking........they are the ones who keep saying he wins all the time and Ron Paul knows all. They are perfectly sane throwing things at Sean Hannity and chasing him.
UM should just come clean and say, Romney bought me for this ride and I'm his pony, and my neighing is supposed to make all the Paulbots go sedate in the merry go round ride, in tellin them they are not nuts.
UM the Paulchurian maker.......vote Romney 2012, it is a WIN FOR RON PAUL if ROMNEY WINS.........Vote Romney 2012.
That is a really crappy job Ulsterman has, in he is having to deal with delusional people led by a the biggest Mockingbird chirper since Obama.
For that reason, as Obama has not paid off in New Mexico in this blog helping him, I want an Ulsterman deal too.
I'm not going to vote for Romney, but in helping Romney win, I will have Mano appoint me as.....Ambassador to..............Japan..no don't like raw fish........Russia.....no don't like raw Russians........Hawaii.....no that is a state........the Philippines.....yes Mitt Romney in having the backing of this blog will gain that apostate the privilege of appointing me as Ambassador to the Philippines.
The campaign can also provide a nice pony, a nice 300 Savage in Model 99 with case of ammuntion, and oh say a million dollars for my work, as Obama printed up trillions and there is allot of money around.
That seems like a pretty fair deal for Mormon Romney as he has been buying support too damn cheap on that Daily Caller site, and Ann Coulter spread her legs so far, that she looks more and more like an eagle every day......bald I do not know, as I never gazed under her skirt.
The point in this is that Jeb Bush is trending to be Vice President where Romney can have a Hinkley moment and this time the second shooter will not.......well can we say President Jebby......
Then there is Rand Paul as Sec. of Treasury, as Ron shocks his followers into a speech at the GOP convention in saying Mormon Romney is his twin, and we all should vote Mitt.
Speech in primetime and kid running Treasury is a good sale price Ron Paul held out for.
Ann Coulter ran on tampon thrusters in past bills for Mockingbird checks......Chris Christie.....got donuts.
I have even heard, because I said it, that Darrell Issa for making waves finally in Holder has negotiated the post of Attorney General from Romney, now we can all fillet Eric Holder........
Then there is Diane Feinstein trying to protect herself from the Obama puffy pinksters of Andrew Breitbart striking back with Bill and Hillary Clinton in their Romney deal.......as George W........well that is coming as Mockingbird shut all that down and will be an exclusive of only this Lame Cherry blog.
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Would it be so hard to bribe me there you elites? You know what I'm doing and planning for a life from all this crapola, and how I enjoy burning horns off in I would not show up for work when appointed and the Tiger Lily prefers the Life things which matters.
So come on and give me a better deal than Ulsterman......and hells bells shell out some money for Ulsterman in a next egg like a million bucks and put him in charge of Voice of America or PBS........wow imagine Ulsterman getting ahold of Big Bird......turn her into a meat eater and attack Jim Leher at Bilderberg.
Enough of those ideas, as we girls have to stick together and help out in making a better deal for a crappy job. What could be worse than turning Paulites into Paulchurians?
Yeah that really sucks the old Canadian bacon eh?
Willard Mitt Romney........wasn't that some rat in a movie, I mean the Willard part?
Better buy me up while it is cheap Mitt as the price will go up after Obama counters your election protection software for vote stealing like you pulled in Maine and Ohio.........Obama knows Mitt what happened in Maine and his Stuxnet sexies are working on your push buttons.
Tomorrow the price includes a Z 28 color optional on discussions.
Actually I think I could vote for someone named Williard Mitt......Romney should just drop the Romney off as Willard Mitt sounds like someone who would drop nuclear bombs on communists and counter al Qaeda's face eating experiments in doping the US drug trade as Obama hopes someone eats Muchelles horse features off.
Did you get that children or are you looking at the money now and not the girl?
agtG 270