I desire new currency........I mean in America.
America is just now too fag in it's currency. Those multicolored bills like Monopoly cash and those new coins of the nickle in that creepy Tom Jefferson.......and Abe Lincoln all shield in the back instead of his tombstone in DC, is just something FDR fag in it all.
I mean it was one thing to have that little dime with that sodom looking FDR on it with flaming whatever in the back, but now that all the currency is queer like, it just is time to call for new things on the coins and cash.
Well not all new, as I like Washington on the dollar, Lincoln on the five note, my fave Alexander Hamilton on the tenner, Andy Jackson on the 20 and Ben Franklin on the hundred, but that US Grant murdering the Custer family is really Obamite and I just do not think Abe Lincoln should have the penny and the fiver.
Back in the day, there was that Indian head penny with that Seneca looking buck on it with headdress and that bubaline nickel to do things right.......and the liberty something or other....maybe dollar, but the dollar has sucked as it was Eisnehower, then that stupid skirt on there, and then there is that squaw dollar.....and I just do not get it up for coins that look like Spaniards have been paying prostitutes with them.
Therefore here is what we do........
I dictate that Teddy Roosevelt gets the penny, and put a Winchester medicine gun on the back.
Jefferson goes back to his original Greek profile of the Mount Rushmore leaders on the back and a buffalo on the front.
Dime we give to.............John Adams as he gets no credit about anything except from egg heads.......put the Statue of Liberty on the back.
Quarter we keep in George Washington and the wheat things they originally had before all those ugly state coins showed up.
50 cent piece.......look take John Kennedy off of it. He has run that assassination guilt long enough, so put on it, James Monroe as his doctrine did a whole lot more for the world than 39 of those Presidents.
For the buck, put Ronald Reagan on the dollar and make it gold.
I move for a 20 dollar Liberty Gold piece for investors or for hauling around to look like you are rich......be a good exercise tool for Muchelle Obama cotton hip chiks.
As inspiration I make it that we redo Liberty to a big titted Coonette, all sexy and things like that. No that is not racist, as Cajuns are coon ass, and let's just face it, there are no real black people in America really......just groups of crossbreeds, so let's celebrate the white man breeding black chics and make Lady Liberty tan......remind everyone of tan Obama, although this chic will be American, while Obama is Asian.
For the cash, I dictate we go back to the pretty bills from years gone by, but for security, they put in some kind of rainbow credit card beacon that and will be tastefully done.
Of course these will be the Reagan standard and for a 1000 dollar bond thing I would put Ronald back on that in violating my Lincoln thing of not two heads on currency, but Reagan needs some more coverage.
Frankly since US Grant and the Indian ring cartel murdered the George Custer family, I move that George Armstrong and Libby Bacon Custer be on the 50 dollar bill, with horses on the back, as everyone loves horses.
Americans who get murdered by the government should have their faces on the currency to honor them........Alexander Hamilton got his, so George Custer should get his time too in dying for America.
Look if Martin King did something besides die for being a communist pervert, then he would get his chance too, but he got a whole day already.........ok I make this deal, until there is a real black President who is real, I make it that we put Doc King on some 500 dollar bill...........with the Emancipation from Obama on back.
Crap Jefferson is on the two buck bill..........ok let's make the bubaline nickel with buffalo on front and put Doc King on back............and not looking like Mao as that damned monument in DC makes him look.
OK, I will compromise again........Ronald Reagan on the 1000 dollar bill, as an investment note and we put..............Kit Carson on the gold dollar.......everyone loves Kit and he is a national hero.
Oh the 500.....oh put Richard Nixon on it as that coup really sucked and put America through Jimmy Carter hell.....had Brzezinski and Carter creating all those Muslim terrorists educated in America like Barack Obama......yeah Richard Nixon on the 500 dollar note, and put the lunar landing on back in the Sea of Tranquility.
That should about do it in the new old currency.......and put on it the ........hey let's make some more coins..........Kit dollar, Sexy 20 Coonette, make 100 too in gold...........am thinking on this on the fly, as I do not care for many US leaders on any side of the coin.............
I know, how about the Yankee 100. Put a nice clipper ship on the back and Lewis and Clarke on the front, all frontier with buckskins and rifles.
Sure that is the way to go in this as we want the investments or saving of America in Reagan 1000 dollar bill, the Kit dollar, Coonette 20 and the 100 Yankee.
I mean is not America ready for a change, more than just change in your pocket in being wage slaves? Is not America ready for a real black chic on display we can all be proud of with other Americans, when she is American, compared to that foreign lobbyist Obama bowing to all his parentages on the planet while destroying America?
I'm all for this Coonette gal as the Lady Liberty...........and I say we............ok I got it folks, there is a place I went to once called Castle Rock. Nothing is there as it is in South Dakota, and nothing is there......no people, but there is like this fricking spire rock out in the middle of nowhere that you can see for like 50 miles, and when you get there, it disappears.
Most astounding miracle you ever saw!!!!!!!
So I say we get this chica, named Shantal out of Dallas Texas, and build like this 300 foot bronze of her or gold plated so she don't turn green like that Statue of Liberty did........damn French frogs always get things wrong, and if you remember they had to put new rivets in the Statue as that salt water corrded them all off......so we make this Lady Liberty chic out of gold and put her on this rock....could see her like from 100 miles.....put lights on her at night, and she will be a big free tourist attraction at Castle Rock, and I don't know what else it needs as this gal is good looking enough, and as long as she does not become a porn whore, she can be on the 20 dollar gold piece and become a national monument to a real black.........no one will be able to trample on her like they did Doc King for Obama, and South Dakota has that monument thing for Rushmore they gag the nation over in putting it on everything.........so let's just put this Coonette on things and have something nice to look at.
A person should be able to hold a nations currency and not feel creepy or like they are being cheated. America needs new .....
Sorry for the pause in typing, wind about blew my door off.......tried that once before and did not like it, so will not repeat it.....
So America needs new currency, and as my picks are unanimous and absolutely flawless, this is what must be done.
Yes let freedom ring......with liberty and justice and Shantal.
Pretty clever eh ? Take on that Pledge phrase.....got to make things more attractive as you Americans just do not want to be free as it is not enticing enough.
Now tell me you would not feel better in having this dangling in your pocket compared to what you have jangling to make you feel better in being a slave?
With God I can do anything.....you betcha, Lame Cherry coinage designer.....best coin ever created in world history!!!
agtG
Shantal aka Lady Liberty
Dallas, Texas
Height:
5'9"
Weight:
140lbs.
Measurements:
38-26-34
Profession:
Medical Sales
