Saturday, September 15, 2012

Kate and the King



If I were the Queen in waiting, I would have as Dutch Kate held out for something better than the Dutchess of Cambridge.
I know this is about her tits, but to me I would rather be Duchess of York, Duchess or Scotland or Duchess of Thames than Cambridge as it just sounds heavy and cumbersome.

Queen Kate in waiting is rather attractive in being Anglo Saxon, as that is what Middleton is, like my Wedgwoods or Hawkesworths. My names are pretty while Middleton sounds as it is some in between town her family was picking nits off in the middle ages, but all the same she has good Saxon blood in her veins so what more can you want?

Yes I know, I want her to have nice pretty tits if she is going to be parading them about in public sun. You know she does not want a tan on her tits, and is just doing that European thing, but all the same, I'm forever scarred now in I will always see these ugly tits on this pretty woman.
Is allot like Barry Chin in his tits like King in Waiting are prettier than Muchelles ugly tits.

Tits are a really defining moment really for women. Many pretty women have ugly tits and that is why God covered them up, because most pretty women would not have any appeal at all if their tits were the first things you saw.
They have to get the package all worked up and then spring these ugly tits on the man, before they seal the deal, or else in normal post jaculatory things, the males would say, "Ugly tits alert and Mr. Johnson wants to shop for a better brand".

Yes tits are deal breakers and those women with gorgeous mammaries are the ones with the upper hand in life.

The King in waiting did get a good woman as she apparently either picks ticks off his back or is lotioning the scales of Wills or Hairs.....I do not know these apart, except this is the loaf head one and the other one likes showing his red pubic hairs off in public in Vegas or something. The point is Queen in waiting Kate seems a good wench who knows she has to serve her husband, because her tits are not going to have him kept around.

That was Diana's problem you know in it must have been her tits. Even if Tampon Charlie seems to have gotten the old rack with Camilla, Diana thought she could get by with pretty, and the next thing she knew Charles was out and she was being  rode by the horse groomer as she jockeyed for position.....and ended up being Lara Logan to that Egyptian.

It must be quite boring be royalty in exposing your tits, wearing sunglasses, getting sun, and doing it opposite the next day to give some spice to your life.

Kate seems to have bigger muscles than the king in waiting, and that is the problem in when one is nude, one should be speaking of tits, and not pipes.


As you can see the Dutchess of Islam is a fetching woman at some angles with here naughty bits covered up. The problem is I just do not see when one is King to be, that he feels he has the right to share the suffering and torture he has in being around these ugly breasts. I mean misery loves company, but he gets to console himself with someday being king when the old man and gram go tits up, but for us commoners, we are stuck with knowing what Dutch Kate looks like under the burkah.

I really never wanted to see Queen Liz's tits. Sarah Ferguson I still about puke over.....and Diana, I just never did get the jolly on for her as Sir Elton plumed for her and she was nuts. I do not like crazy women, as taking advantage of the mentally deranged is rape really.

So this Kate and her tits, it was much more desirable to have an illusion that this Queen to be had these gorgeous tits, as subjects just love being led by gorgeous tits. Now though that is all shattered in a like Robert Palmer said, "A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart".
Same deal with tits in a pretty face don't mean no pretty tits.......she even had slumpy shoulders and these piano man hands.

I really do not want to see any more of this woman as in beaver, bush or shaved lips. I cringe now in thinking her butt is probably flat and her legs are something Buchenwald type.

It was bad enough when I sent them packing from America, in their inspecting that slave state as their new empire holding rededicated to King George by B. Hussein....this though is much worse in one could admire the machinations of Boudica, in trying for empire, but there is no admiration in Cambridge boobies that do not inspire.

Queen Kate to be, the Queen is not amused. Furthermore, while Kate did not have a face which could launch a thousand ships, she did have something like a 321 ship navy face and a few scows. Problem is now the sailors saw her tits and that number is greatly diminished.

Perhaps if Kate gets knocked up by her husband, her tits might fill with motherly fluid and sort of overcome that too much nipple thing going on along with the Madonna metal teets bra thing she is cumbered by, but the problem with that is, Kate has that cringe factor already exhibited in people......and people are not foolish in they know what fills up, drains some day......and that means Muchelle Obama sagging to her bondage belt.

That is why Queen Liz never showed her tits off, and kept it with that face which kept the Britannia ship on course, as all those limeys and tommies had the illusion that Queen Liz had tits to make up for that rather attractive profile she was born with.
Now do not get me wrong, Liz was quite fetching as a girl in Kenya shooting animals on safari. There was a bright joy about her and she carried herself Ed well like the Queen Mum who all adored. It is just Liz understood things in being married to that vampire looking Phil the Greek, that one just had to keep the tits under wraps so the boys would fight for them in what they thought they looked like under that 36 bra.

One expects more of royals in knowing them from the past generation, as Kate and the King just look like that next door couple you would like they covered up, as no one wants to see that business over the hedge.

Sun roasted tits just are not something wants when one is disappointed with the yield. Is allot like melons in one can have all things going for you in the field, but come time to harvest, you get some odd shapes out there. While they taste the same and do what they were intended for, they just make one want for next year to see what the patch has to offer.

I really do not want to see royal penises nor royal tits. Some things are best left to thinking on how pretty Kate looks in a burkah and how better Hairs would look without red hair.


It is all so disappointing in anal rape in Libya and uncovered its in England.

The King to be does have attractive manboobs though.


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