Please my children, I must insist on your assistance in this, as it has come to my attention that you are all too bright who actually read and comprehend this blog, and I ask you to have compassion on those who do not.
I have been shown that for some intellectually incapacitated primates, that reading this blog makes their heads hurt. We can not have that, as one just does not go to the zoo and make fun of the chimpanzee as they pick lice off of themselves.
For this reason, I ask you to please join with me in offering some bananas to these people, as this blog has opened their cage doors, and they are feeling very vulnerable in being exposed to life and the outside world. They have trusted in things like college degrees to prove to them they are intelligent, and then a blog like this comes along and it takes someone like a Lame Cherry fan to decipher it for them, so they can comprehend in archaic communication patterns set down when Benjamin Franklin was still a child.
First let us refer to these lessers, as II or ii. I realize that you will know this means Intellectually Incapacitated, but we will tell them that it means, Intellectually Intoned and that will please them, like giving a monkey mirror to look at themselves.
I do though have concerns about the II as that might scare these primates and the ii might appear to them as nipples and they might start nursing on the screen, but we must reassure them the II is nothing they can not measure up to, and they will learn to stop licking on their screens when no mammary secretions flow over the next few months of trial and error.
Next when you find these orangs typing things like "It makes my head hurt", one must respond in affirmative ways to bring them into the group in having them feel they are not alone in being stupid, fools, ignornant, moronic or brainless.
These key phrases will help to all comments:
I understand.
I can see that..
I know what you mean.
Once you validate these primates with a banana they will then be content in their cages, but please remember these wild animals will still bite as they have a great deal of uncivilized misbehavior inside of them which they are lying to themselves about.
For example when I call you my children, you are comforted by it and know of my protection for all of you. The juvenile monkey though suddenly feels disenfranchised as when they were 35 and their parents were telling them it was stupid to see if they could crawl in a refigerator to see if the light stayed on when the door was closed.
People who have psychological problems with being called children, are people who have problems with their self worth as an adult.
The same in immoral people have extreme problems with profanity, as they hide behind their sinful natures in private and want all things in public to be pure as they feel they are so filthy inside.
Exposing the immoral nature of the world, by featuring it here by example, is readily seen by moral people of intelligence, but those who are not.....it is just something for them to focus upon.
In that, these great apes are.......
Did you know I once read a hunting story in Sports Afield in an aged copy of a hunter who went to Africa to stalk and kill a gorilla?
Of course you did not, but I did and was fascinated by it, as it was not that Jane Goodall type.....who I seem to recall in a African professional hunter book, that she tried to bad a hunter as quite a tramp, but the hunter refused the tart and she got all huffy and then went off to be an ape expert, when she knew nothing of apes.
I digress....
So any way there was this hunter and professional out hunting gorillas. There are apparently not just the mountain gorillas which Jane was playing Tarzan to, but there are swamp gorillas, which apparently Jane did not like living with, as jungles make bad places for tourists to take photos of you going ape.
So as I was saying, they were hunting this gorilla which was a swamp gorilla, and it was a big male, not very attractive, but apparently in those 1960 years before apes become people, that they would rush up and bite gun barrels in two, before tearing a human in two like opening a zipper.
All really wild stuff in this swamp gorilla hunting, in up to your neck in water, blood suckers, bugs, crocodiles trying to eat you and these damn insane swamp gorillas.
Oh yeah, that was it too, in this gorilla was apparently like Dexter or something in it really was insane. It actually started hunting the humans as they were hunting it, as people are noisy creatures and have not the senses of animals, and it all came down to the hunter getting a shot and bagging this ghastly creature before it killed them.
Where was I?
Yes the great apes, in I have told them to stay off this blog, but they can not quit talking about this popular girl like Faye Raye and they just can not admit that something in mentally incapacitated in them, so they have to say things like this blog makes their head hurt or they think in delusions of grandeur that warnings of God telling people they will go to hell, is somehow directed at them personally......revealing self conviction of a troubled soul, but all the same, one must have compassion on scared creatures in cages as all they want is that jungle to cover them up again, and hide who they are, as they need things like Mitt Romney finances or dreams of Barack Obama dates to make them feel secure.
There are problems in this in liberals actually do read the blog, but couch everything in racism or some other thing they are haunted by. The Romneycrat instead has problems reading and would rather just play with the buttons on the remote and have Sean Hannity read things for them.
Medically, I believe we can help these lessers, in offering up these solutions to them, so they can comprehend this blog like you do.
First, tell the whiners, I mean primates, I mean people that if they are homosexual and having problems with the blog to close one eye and read it that way, but to be careful in it being right or left eye in how they will perceive it.
For femites, tell them they if they place a finger on the screen and move it in and out, they will get it.
Second, some people have problems with comprehension in knowing that music is meant to be played as it is not music if it is not heard. In that, in the Hebraic there is a class of communicative prose which actually annunciates to the mind more readily, if it is heard.
So it will help these primates if they are told to move their puffy lips and make sounds, like words, in like, reading the sentences aloud as if a conversation is taking place. It is called communication and is a foreign concept, but it does work and there are things like commas and periods to assist in knowing when to pause the puffy lips from moving and the vocal chords from making sounds.
I will limit it to two remedies, as we do not will to confuse these people who require slow communicative skills. In that, even when you type, please type slowly and keep sentences to no more than five words as the attention span of the primate is very short.
They think that if something has not taken place by the time they read it, that it is not coming true...and they think when things predicted come true that it is not a Prophet saying it from God.
We must be understanding in allowing these people their illusions that they are smart, that they are really smart and that they are not employed by the elite because they are too stupid to figure out they are tools or that their confessions in uttering they do not get this blog, is but a plea for help, like a child begging for someone to tie their shoe.
Finally as a sure remedy, you might offer the Lame Cherry Decipher Spectacles to them, but they require precise adjustments in one first places their index finger to their thumb in a circle, with the three remaining fingers extended pretty like pretend Elton John feathers on his glasses.
Putting each hand to each eye, not backwards, as someone always gets them backwards like a Foster Freiss, one finds that one can read the blog quite well and it helps to focus the mind better.
Granted these Decipher Spectacles are very expensive and must be purchased through this blog in being certified here or it is just like looking through your own fingers, but when combined with moving puffy lips it actually is as if someone is reading by paying attention.
I know this takes God's Spirit in you to get this blog and enjoy it, but they would have to ask God for forgiveness, make up for ragging on me so it would be acceptable to me, and then these huddled chimps might release each other in niche clinches of desperation and realize they are not devolutionized humans, but indeed humans who are meant to transform from the physical to the Spiritual......but there is always hope until one is dead.
Please let us hope and have compassion on these people in the zoo as we stroll about dealing with their primate natures. We are all God's creatures, great and lesser, and we must always be kind to dumb animals as they are only acting vicious, because they are afraid of facing their own limitations.
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