See when you go to vote for Obama in elections and democrats, on your driver's license they are always harping about body organ donations...........you know you get your gizzard cut out, the hospital and doctors get a million dollars for it.........big pharm gets a fortune in anti rejection drugs, and families get a god damned hospital bill, morgue bill and unpaid bills from the dead family member, and .............you know that really just does not add up now does it?
So in addition for Obama voters who are all vegan, vegetarian, Mike Savage hates hunters and trappers bunny hugger types of kooks, there should be a mandatory check off for Obama voters like Jeremiah Gettle who just loved Obama in 2008, and sort of went quiet when Obama went on a murder spree, but Gettle made a fortune with his lovely burkah haired wife who is the man in the family selling heirloom seeds.
What I was getting at is this, is there should be a BODY DONOR check mark on Obama motor voter license ID's and it would work like this............
Say Jeremiah Gettle or Mike Savage get a bad carrot caught in their windpipe, but instead of saving them, there would be a DNR, Do Not Resuscitate mark on their ID's.
This would be accompanied by a BODY DONOR check, which would mean the lovely burkah wife in the marriages would instead of paying for funeral costs, would just hand the body over to the local zoo, where a lion would eat the body, as all of these superior animal worshipping, vegan, GOP hating types should be afforded to put their body where their big ego mouths are in acting superior.
Think of it, in say the wive get colds or PMS, then Gettle and Savage could say, "Well we can not have that, and we will just toss the old ladies in the gorilla pit, where the gorillas will save the Obama rationed death, the rationed death part, and rip the gals apart in the pit, and then the lions, tiger and bears oh my would just come in afterwards and clean up the gorilla kill.
It is quite efficient, and Jeremiah Gettle could use the dung of his wife to grow nutritious carrots for their cherub child, in one big recycling project.
Should not vegetarians, vegans and Mike Savage be afforded this opportunity to give back to nature that which they love so much? I do not mean their wives, but the giving of flesh of their own forms to feed a baby lion, bear or hyena?
Hyenas are cool as they even bust up bones, so the wives would not be having femurs laying about the place, as it would all be recycled into quantities of high calcium fertilizer meant to pacify acidic soils.
Yes this is really something in this, in Mike Savage could like all these Obama bunny huggers literally give a gorilla, chimp or orang some real fun in chewing off their faces and ripping them to shreds for fun, as these are animals and have fangs, muscles and and strength greater than superman.
Have you ever seen an orang after two of them get into a fight? Holy horsenuts Hannah!!!!!!
No sh*t Charlie Chan man, those orangs bite each others faces off in fang tears and look like hell. They love doing that stuff in fighting over things, and they need a bit of entertainment, so why not have Mike Savage give his all, just like Mark Levin could get more than that animal wacko stuff and give hisself to be eaten by some wolf as Levin just loves dogs.
Levin's heart is about ready to give out, so why not have him do the Obama check mark too and save us all some money and give some she wolf a good meal as Levin is fat like pig and canines just love that fat to chew on.
I see great promise in this, in all these animal rights types can really give all of themselves in some Romney Bain Capital Soylent Green thing plant, in which they can be run over by Obama's bus, and then ground up, dried by solar power and shipped to Africa to be tastey treats for.........lions, leopards and maybe some of them cannibal Africans oh my!!!!!!!!
Yes this is the future. This blog demands a new law in which all licensees who are of the Obama mentality have that body donor check mark to be turned into zoo fodder as why should all of these beef, lamb and chickens be dying to feed fido of the zoo or felix of the home, as America has like 60 million Obama voter types like Mike Savage and Jeremiah Gettle.
Doing the math, that Jack Hannah in Ohio could feed human ass steak to his zoo wards three times a day forever and never run out. Hell those critters would die of heart problems probably with all that juicy human fat steak plugging their veins.
Granted, humans taste like sh*t and that is why most animals so do not dine on them, but with some kind of Rick Bayless sauce from the Muchelle Obama kitchen, all these fat Obama voters will taste like prime rib to the zoo critters.
This is just a win win, in all these Gettle and Savage types can really do the deed, instead of just mouthing off making money, while others die for their ideas.......Obama's bus can run over millions of his voters for real, and this rationed death stuff that Mano Romney likes so much that it can all be put into good use in feeding baby killer whales......
Yes we can make like jello edible skins, but Mike Savage and Chris Matthew into seal costumes and put them into the killer whale pool and let Orca smack them around, busting every bone in their bodies like they do seals before they eat them.
Even better, the National Obama Voter Vegetarian Donor Person, NOVVDP, can be fitted with a little transmitter which emits little bambi and bunny sounds, and they can be turned loose in Alaska to be eaten by bears to let born free to run wild in Obama's Kenya to feed all kinds of monsters over there.
Animals deserve the right to crush spines, feel their victims gasp, and gurgle blood out their noses for these predators are human too.......well superior to those wicked Reagan steak eating gun firing Bible reading hunting and trapper types.....according to Obama voters.
So that is the new policy. Make the Obama voters and Mike Savage gay Romney type voters all have body donor checks and then we won't need no rationed death stuff, as when one of the Savage kid get's a cut......Mike can say, "Well that might go gangrene, so just to be sure, let's just take you to the zoo and feed you to the crocodiles to make up for poachers shooting apes in Africa as the poachers have no life, as the Rothschilds stole that continent".
It all works out famously..........could probably make up for all that reality television, as who would not want to see Oprah eaten by a wild boar or something......and some Bill Maher sh*t out by a jaguar in some South American river?
It would be inhumane to deny these Mike Savage Obamites their chance to feed the poodle their ass steaks. Let us help all these Obama voters to show their true calling in offering themselves to feed the animals they love so much and the Obama they bow to so low......at least in 2008.
I realize they might be timid, so just send in BATF to pistol whip them, drag them to the zoo and toss them into the lions den........
After all if they are Christians they will be saved, as you know Daniel was............
Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the dope head knows
Snorting his blow.........
Born free, as free as whatever
Now wasn't that clever
For we're all born free!!!!!!!!!!
Hey if the wives toss the Obama voter husbands, like Rose O into the piranha tank, that means the widow women get all that money and .........no divorces as this is all for wildlife and no crimes like murder as......what was that the ginsu was saying about natural law......
Born free, because we're all born Ilsa free!!!!!!!!!!
How can you tell the difference between a bear and a human crapping in the forest?
There are claw skid marks by the bear sh*t.
agtG
