My children, this was all supposed to be such a happy time in the Obama inner circle. September 11th dawned with such hope. There was supposed to be a hostage crisis which would lure Mitt Romney into blaming Obama as a do nothing Jimmy Carter right on Ben Afleck's film to rub it all in, and then chest thumper Obama was going to send in his SEALS to shoot the Khadaffi kidnappers and have gay sex on the Rosie Palm Garden for two days before Jim Lehrer made Mano Romney bend over and drop the soap.
Yes that Friday was supposed to be a fraud jobs report of all things rosie for Obama, making that hostage spike of 20 points for rescuer messiah Obama to 25 as Obama days were here again.
Obama and his ledger though was full of childlike dreams of his father. Yes there was going to be as Mitt Romney reeled another little battle of you will recall that Mitt would be leading those evil chrisitans who made that Muslim film which started it all.............
There was that "Denver shooter" who was going to be unleashed before Debate Two, a rather white, fat man, from the Mormon hills, with 500 wives, 800 of them being his own daughters, with a spittoon, pictures of a naked Paul Ryan nailing black chics, listener of FOX, shooter of guns not in Mexico and a military man who once took a pee at a KKK rally for George W. Bush.
All was going to be so great with Mitt Romney juggling that, a nationwide manhunt with Eric Holder and Naps Napolitano talking about evil white people for Romney as The View weighed in on matters of why christians should all be crucified.
Joe Biden would have bagged Paul Ryan as a deer in the headlights and hung him up over the fiery hearth for all to cheer about.
Those were happy times in the ledger. Mitt Romney by Debate Three would have been Bob Schieffer just starting out every question with, "Why are you a Nig hater, you Mormon trash", and it would have been all candy sticking it up Romney's crowley.
That though was not the way it was meant to be as this all came anal circle, in what comes around went around. There could not even be a missile strike on a Mormon jet as the old lady had smoke signals sent to her in Nebraska.........no it could not be because Chris Stevens was looking for Obama missiles not fired at Khadaffi or Sarah Palin exposing all of these long shafts Obama has let loose.
Who would have ever thought in Obamaland, that this all would come down to feces penis, peckers up the butt, cock rectal reamers, johnson juicing, dick diving deluges, like the good olde days of Uncle Frank Davis getting young Barry stoned and drunk so Obama could write poetry about yellow stinking underwear and the smell of Uncle Frank on him.
Who would have ever though that the Chicago pansy, the married man whose wife would not suck his erection and went slumming downtown to the gay males for satisfaction would be the undoing of B. Hussein's epic election theft.
Dead Donald Young, the gay Obama church sexual partner who got murdered and knew too much.
Innocent Lawrence Sinclair made Obama's first political prisoner by the Biden Delaware thug machine, for only stating that Obama and he were having the same sex all these other gay males were with Obama.
That Chicago bath house with Rahm Emanuel and others. Such happy soap dropping times.
The open shirt intrerview with Charlie Gibson the ABC anchor who mysteriously disappeared after being outed here, and his down the glasses condescending screed at Sarah Palin......all coming home, but there yet is little Brian Williams after Obama jokes of him rolling over in bed with him, still in the last leg, unlike Peggy Nooan, is tucking Birdy Obama into bed at night on Air Force One.
If only Pegs and Ann Coulter had visible penises they too could have been part of the Obama cums around goes around the rosie red history of this most historical occupant of 1600 Penn Avenue.
No it appears that as Jesse Jackson prophesied, that Barack Obama's political maleness has instead been cut off, just as he was getting ready to be a real he man in not just bagging bin Laden early, but rescuing homosexual Chris Stevens too.
What could have been better than another gay man weeping on the White House lawn with the Village People Navy SEALS singing YMCA, as Barack Obama soaked it all in, in his historic rise from the John Edwards pyre sacrifice.
It was all supposed to be such a thing of a dream, as it was all written out and planned that way. All taken care of to the last detail of even sending a Mormon to Mormon heaven if all of this somehow went wrong, and yet it all went wrong and there was no fail safe left as the monkey sex demon had left the building.
I wonder if Elton John, to the gay jesus he lusts after is the one that is paying back sodomite Barack Hussein Obama for all of this or if it is the real Jesus in the Messiah, who did not appreciate Barry Chin being called a god, a messiah and having halos about his head.
It just seems from storm gods, to gay gods to the real God, that something just started going wrong and it just was a point to make it all about gay sex.
Yes one wonders about all this rough gay sex of Barack Hussein Obama, if only he had a safe word to say to make all the bad things stop. If only Chris Stevens and the others had a safe room, but then if they had a safe room, how would the Obama hired kidnappers ever gotten him for the start of Obama 2012 election that started so long before on that one January day when that other sacrificed American in Jewess, Gabby Giffords was shot by rubber bullets, and Obama ordered her doctors to make her open her eyes in torturing her to take her off medications early for another Obama miracle.
Yes it was all reported here exclusively and it all has come around again as it went around again.
One former Special Op now employed by a private company in Benghazi said that even the safe room wasn't properly set up. He said "the safe room is one of the first measures you take" and that he is "not sure how you can set a safe room without fire suppression and ventilation in case of fire." He also said, "Ambassador Stevens would likely be alive today if this simple and normal procedure was put into place."
Benghazi set up for a hostage situation, but instead it all turned into a saga of Barack Obama's personal sex life in having a sore bung hole in a fiery exit.
Yes it all became ANALGATE, but it was all supposed to be a fairy tail dream, one in which princess Obama would ride in a carriage, put on a party dress with Nancy Pelosi and a handsome white gay man like Anderson Cooper would slip the glass slipper on his delicate Chinese foot.
British intelligence sources said that unarmed drones routinely flew over Benghazi every night in flight patterns and that armed drones which fly over chemical sites, some a short flight from Benghazi, "were always said to be on call." American sources confirmed this and questioned "why was a drone armed only with a camera dispatched?"
Yes it all became ANALGATE...............
One source asked, "Were the Turks not warned? What forces were available from our ally Turkey? Especially since they had officials there in Benghazi also and had to be concerned … and where was the U.N. in all of this?"
Yes it was all TURKEYGATE in all the criminals were there hosting the party for Barack, but all he got was Cheetos on his little fingers.
It was all supposed to be a dream come true, a legacy, a real he man making of the bi sexual Barack.
How it all went so wrong for the little fairy who would.