Dear Jesus,
I ask You to please grab Rush Limbaugh by the testicles and twist them to get his attention to make a large donation to this blog, and when he wakes up screaming, that You tell him, "If you want to keep these, pay what you owe to Lame Cherry or they are gone".
Lord if You can not find his testicles in being too small or perhaps his wife has them nailed to the wall, please would You continue onto some other rich person and twist their testicles with the same earnestness and donation message.
Thank you for hearing my prayer and any twisting which You can enlist, in Your Name Amen and Amen
Most Respectfully Yours, Lame Cherry
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