I have decided in discussions with TL, that in Inspiration I must have a renansiance of matrimony as you women are in dire need of something befitting you, as this is about you, and we all know that men are but appendages, and let us face the reality girls, that if someone notices a groom on that stage, well you have not produced an extravaganza befitting you.
The Lame Cherry is now in etiquette choreographed a wedding ensamble which is to be the standard of all brides as these archane service are as out dated as knocking Bertha over the head and dragging her off to the cave to tend the fires.
I see this as a bride should not have one dress, but seven, akin to a dining experince.
The bride will advance as guests are seated to a Bach in Man's Desiring, and be attired in her first dress. This must be pink as a blush of her is revealed to the congregation as she greets the attendees in welcoming them to the service.
After this, the best man and groomsmen will escourt her to which she will be adorned in her first wedding gown.
During this time, a nice interlude will take place of a concerto. I prefer the harpischord in something light again from Bach, allowing 15 minutes for the costume change as hair and make up will have been completed.
The wedding music then begins in prelude, something like Tell's overture before the blaring trumpets as we desire a Swan Lake type calming serentity for the audience and wedding party.
Then comes the bridal music with the bride escorted by her attendants, and all are able to see the first gown in which the bride presents herself, stage left and right, before the music ceases and the Officator asks who gives this bride in marriage.
With that completed, we now have offered up several choice songs of course sung by a dulcet sweet feminine voice to allow the bride to change into her second gown, a nice flowing white dress of satins and of royal type.
Of course the bride enters the side of the stage for this entrance as she is of course has already presented herself.
We now have the uplifting words by the Pastor of how wonderful the bride is in recounting she is fairer than fair and the most beauteous of forms of all life.
After this, a male singer will reverberate several renditions of Gospel music to set the mood of the audience for the appearance of the bride in her 3rd gown, the wedding vow gown.
This gown is sweet, sincere and not audacious. She is in pure form in this and harkens back to the girl who greeted the audience.
Simple veil, simple bouquet and the vows are spoken, but just at the moment she is to say I DO, she turns to the audience and says, "I do want all of you our friends to enjoy a bit of refreshments in this intermission", as she leaves the stage with her bridesmaids and the groom and groomsmen are seated, to enjoy a light refreshment, along with the audience.
There of course will be this time stringed and wind instruments of lute, lyre and flute to entertain in olde English songs in Greensleeves at which time the bride returns in the fourth change of attire, which of course will be stunning needlework in ambroque and crochet work.
This time the bride will tour the Church on outside aisles and inside aisles in complete aloofness in only smiling in recognition of the guests, before she ascends the steps of the altar to meet her groom, whom all have forgotten to be asked again, if she takes this man, to which she will demurely state with a smile to the guests, "I do".
At this point in the ceremony, a chair will be brought forward and the pretty bride will be covered in a flowing white cape and her veil replaced with a lovely bonnet, as once again the singers perform a medley of songs to honor the bride.
At this time, mints are presented to the guests along with candles to be lighted, for when the bride returns as a musical accompanyment of classical music is presented where the audience may relax and unwind and prepare themselves to greet the honoree.
With this complete, the bride exits her stage and changes to her final attire, a smart white satin gown meant for greeting her guests when she appears.
At this point she joins her groom and the Pastor pronounces them husband and wife, and presents the couple to the guests for their greeting.
This is the Lame Cherry choreographing of how matrimony should be. I warn against those attempting to steal this with juggling acts and some flying circus.
I will allow in certain events military ceremony and drum rolls, along with horses which are white. Furs will be always allowed at appropriate moments, along with butterflies.
This though is not a cricus and wild animal acts will not be permitted........no flying trapese artists nor comedy routines........no card tricks.......no bands........no fire eating and no juggling.....and for bride's sake, this will not be a sideshow of personalities crashing it preening themselves like Robin Williams whoring for attention in lesser women .......well hiring Elton John for 1 million dollars to make up for her lack of whatever in marrying a Limbaugh type.
I reserve all rights to this choreography in all forms as of course in Inspiration this is Lame Cherry matter anti matter ground breaking in brides have 7 gowns and not just limited to one.
Of course my work may be rented for the price of the combined 7 gowns.
nuff said
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