I was thinking about the stories I was privy to growing up. Stories about sex which as I look back on their disgusting nature they are at times so bad one just starts laughing about them.
Take for example, Debbie. Debbie always had on more make up than the Village People. Liked allot of blue eye shadow and frankly she always disgusted me in being repulsive.
We had a field in those days with an approach and every weekend it would be littered with beer cans, as Debbie had a long driveway of a quarter mile and my cousin was at the time dating her and f*cking her on our field, in sight of her parents house.
My brother one for turning a phrase told me he told my cousin, "Well when you go by just toot your horn and I will show up for seconds".
Debbie had a brother named Scottie. Scottie apparently had it known he had sex. I do not know what would have sex with him, but apparently something did, as the boys told me in the changing room, Scottie was taking a pee and it smelled rotten.
Scottie had gotten syphilis.
I do not know what he told him mom as he was treated, but I do know he told me he stole some of his dad's condoms and said, "I wasn't worried as what was he going to say, "Who stole my condoms?"".
Apparently for first ride on a skank who gave many rides he did not wear the VD protection.
He also did not remember what sex was like when the boys asked him about his joy ride to disease land.
Then there was Lil Will. He was little, and dumb as a post. Had a testicle born up inside him, so he matured early, being he was 5 years older than us and in the same grade.
Lil Will, I was told engaged in having his cock sucked by a boy named Gomer after Gomer Pyle, so you know what his mentality was.
Gomer is a college professor now and Lil Will guts chickens for a career.
Lil WIll had a girl he was dating named Debbie too. Although I was told that Lil Will desired to put his thing inside a 5 year old sister of Debbie my cousin was partaking of beer and other snacks with.
Debbie number 2, was about as tall and wide as her breasts. No figure really, just this stout frame framed by bossoms.
Scottie told me he was at a party at Lil Will's when Debbie number 2 came out of the bedroom naked and told the crowd of boys to get on. They all declined, but I do think Scottie would have gone places he had gone before if he could have.
Probably why after knocking up Lil Deb that he divorced her snake cake and she went off to other adventures.
Skee was a boy too, and he told me once, well numerous times in conversation in how much he wanted to f*ck Lil Deb, in not wanting to have a relationship, but just to have a go with her, and he kept trying to convince me of the merits of it, as I attempted not to vomit, for at the time, this was pre Lil Will and Lil Deb was with an equally mentally retarded boy named Leghorn.
Leghorn was with a quite attractive girl after that in moving on. He wed her, and I later heard their first child was the child of someone else after Leghorn raised the child all those years.
I guess he did not trade up.
Weesie was an old guy, but he was busy tooling a girl my age in school who had equally large breasts like Lil Deb. I forget this breast girls name, but I do recall that when she was 12 that she was drunk at a beer party and fell down almost passed out, and an 11 year old rapist got on her and introduced himself which I found animal.
Weesie though did tool whatever her name was and the story was some kids I knew snuck up on the car when Weesie was putting the drill to the furrow in the corn field and the car was bouncing about, and were watching the show as this was porn one did not have to download.
Apparently Weesie did not appreciate starring in the show as he got off the breast works and got behind the wheel and tried running over the kids with the car, in chasing them screaming through the cornfield.
Probably was not very pleasing to the farmer, but children do play in interesting ways.
First time I heard of the word train, I was oblvious as a friend was telling me a Karla I knew pulled a train. I blinked and asked what is that, and apparently at a beer party, Karla let the whole gang get on board as her caboose served one after another.
My friend told me that Gomer's older sister, Patsy with even larger breasts was often seen inside a van testing the shock absorbers as apparently the ride was hard and Patsy enjoyed not only her titties bouncing, but the van too.
Our Church organist liked all kinds of organs apparently as every Sunday she played hymns but sang a different tune Saturday night, as she somehow could set a speed record in getting her clothes off and legs propped up for a different organ and singing a different hymn.
There always seems to me to be allot of sex going on through the ages, but to me most of the interesting things about it are the stories as sex seems to just be sex, but when you add someone trying to kill you in a cornfield as you run screaming for your life, that is a great deal more interesting.
There was that story about Leghorn's brother liking to get on dairy cows, but ..........well I just wonder how you answer that question in your first time in do you answer, "Bovine or Bitch".
I guess that one family I knew the boys were always putting their things into little girls their parents were supposed to be watching or into their willing sister.
I sort of think that with my Mom, my sisters and myself that we must have been the 5 righteous people in our valley of Catholics in why fire and brimstone did not rain down from the skies like on Sodom.
nuff said
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