Monday, September 16, 2013

Don Carlos


I was reading about Don Carlos.

No not some Spaniard Don, but a Florida teenager named Don Carlos of both Spanish and Irish bloodlines who was quite an American back in the 1840's or so when Florida was all wild stuff and murderous savage Indians.

See it all started out in Oceola, or Powell as he was known, came lurking about the settlements with another Irish lad who was bent on freeing all the Nigs and giving the Indians the scalps of white folks, in this laddy's name was Rochford.

So Oceola lied who he was and spent the night at Judge's home, and the sisters of Carlos were there and the Indians made off in the night.

In the meantime Rochford had the hots for the lovely sister named Juanita after a few days, and proposed all sorts of things, but Juanita said, "I am not going to quit my home as I have not lost my heart to you".

Rochford then made off in a sulk for the Indians again, where Oceola was leading the terrorists.

Was all really wild back then in 100 US Soldiers were slaughtered by the Indians after a treaty was made, and in that Juanita was out riding and got kidnapped by Oceola and hauled back to terror land.

Oceola must have been an interesting savage as he did not rape the girl, as she was a teenage girl, but instead wanted his kidnapping to be civilized in her to agree to pedophilia to make it all proper.
Juanita though being a good American girl would have no part of it.

In the meantime, Carlos was with a bunch of rescuers and Rochford was in the lead of the rescue.
Carlos was quite macho and bravado for a boy, and was always on about shooting and killing people who betrayed him. Well an Indian showed up who stole a horse, and then apparenlty kidnapped Rochford on his rescue mission, and when the whites rode up, Carlos rode up fast and after telling the Indian there would be no more of this treachery, shoved his knife into the buck and killed him.

Rochford was all for keeping the buck alive as he could be a hostage, but I started wondering about a Rochford who was all Indian rights and living with the Indians, and having desired to put his totem pole inside the lovely Juanita, if this Irish smarty pants might have had a hand in all of this from the start as Carlos from the start suspected Rochford of being the kidnapper.

Frankly, I am at a point in the history I do not know the outcome of it, but I like this hot blooded Carlos in plunging knives into Indian terrorist with blood gushing out and telling the adults to leave the buck as there were more important lives to be saved.
Just something admiraable about it all as the other Irish boys were all wanting to go look at gardens with the girls, when Carlos had the man stuff to do in looking at dogs and the cannons.

Interesting in this is the Europeans had all these high minded ideas about terrorists, but after being almost murdered a few times, as it  took a few times, they were not quite as partial to Indians as it all started.

Don Carlos was a real fine American boy though. Always having all the answers and telling the adults what he would have done if he had been there in organizing searches and rescues as things just degraded.

I doubt Rochford is found out, if he was guilty, but hope he is, as it would perfume the air of the story to have Carlos plunge his knife into that Rochford, as I fear some turn in this in Rochford "rescues" this Juanita and then gets to put his penis into her out of gratitude as her sickly Irish daddy is about to expire, and who better to take over the Castle than some Irish bloak who was freeing Nigs and offering up white heads to Indian knives.

I would have faith though that Juanita if she smelled a rat after being caught in a trap would plunge in her own knife to the Irish Rochford, as she was the sister of Don Carlos after all. Just something about Americans in you just like them. The like dogs, horses, gardens, killing things plant, animal and savage, and they do it all fair before plunging in the knife.

No  guile or treachery allowed. No kidnapping virgin vaginas for pedophilia made legal by consent and no intrigue, just plunging knives.

I do hope Carlos Kearney produced a whole passel of little Dons and Senoras who populate most of Florida to this day. It would be comforting to know Spanish settlers who  tamed the land and American Irish who took it away from Spanish and Indians framed it all into one nice little Flower bundled state.

Yes Don Carlos Kearney, what more could one desire in a teenage boy out rescuing damsel sisters and plunging knives into things.

Get that killing enemies out of the way early so you are not squeamish about it as an adult and as an adult you don't think about it, as you already had that pleasure.

Yes to be an American and have no pretense about looking civilized when surrounded by savages and their protectors trying to look civil in their condoning murder and rape.


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