Tuesday, February 25, 2014

keeping these 50 united states




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter..........

With the Balkanfornication plan of dividing California, this blog once again in agreeing with it, puts  for a better Union in a way to keept not 55 states, but just 50 on the flag and here is how we do it.

First, meld Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey, New York City, Maryland and Delaware into one state. Leave Upstate New York as New York and the rest you can just call .......Camelot as they like  that Kennedy stuff.
That gets you down to 46 states.

Next meld New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine into one state as there is nothing there but trees and whatever anyway. Down to 44 states.

I move to put that Arlington area in Virginia into Camelot and meld West Virginia into Virginia again as it was the Civil War which broke them up, so that is now 43 states.

We do not need two Carolinas, so just Carolina, down to 42 states.

Not much difference in Mississippi and Alabama so call it, Alasippi and you got 41 states.

Put that Arkansas and Louisiana together as Clintonia and you got 40 states.

I put Kansas, Nebraska and Oklahoma together too. 39 states. I call it Republican after the river there.

Oh and divide half of Arkansas to Missouri in the Clintonia thing.

Tennessee, Ohio and Kentucky are the same breed of cats, so interbreed them as Ohio as that is what they were known as.

No one needs two Dakotas, so just call it Dakota, and that makes it 36 states, as it was down to 38 with Arkansas and Louisiana being one state.

So let's see what we got, as I would put outstate Wisconsin, Minnesota and  the Michigan Penn  together too, and just Metro Minneapolis and Milwaukee together and that would just even out.

Ok so we got 36 states now. Add 5 from California, and you got 41 one states.

I make the US Territories of Guam and the Virgin Islands as states, that is 43 states.

So to even this out, I just figure that America gets 5 more states in Balkanfornia and then just takes away  six states in Connecticut, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Maryland, Massachuesetts and Delaware as those postage size colonies never were states in any place, and that is how you even them out.
Just to show I fogot about Massachusetts at the beginning of this even with Kennedys and Camelot that is how liberal worthless these places are.

That though is how you keep 50 American states, which are state size and downsize it all to make things more administration friendly.
I still would though throw in Arlington and New York City into this, to give the Americans liberation from those liberal enclaves of Sodomy and Marxism

It at least solves the problem before all the nattering nabobos of negativism start wondering about what to do about the flag, as if they cared when Tom Daschle had people pissing on it.

nuff said



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